B. Mackenzie
@bmackenzieauthor.bsky.social
I wrote a book (think John Wick as a woman but a lot dirtier). Canadian and I have way too many 4-legged animals in my house.
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Coming up with jokes about erectile dysfunction isn’t hard.
December 9, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Coming up with jokes about erectile dysfunction isn’t hard.
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People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
December 2, 2024 at 11:04 AM
People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
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I’m not single and ready to mingle, but I am unclaimed and moderately deranged.
December 1, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I’m not single and ready to mingle, but I am unclaimed and moderately deranged.
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Between holding bags and walking around the mall and wrangling my 7 yr old, this is the best I managed lol
December 1, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Between holding bags and walking around the mall and wrangling my 7 yr old, this is the best I managed lol
Anyone else have to learn "Fuck off stop lying to people," is not an appropriate response when someone tells you they liked your book and recommended it to others? 🤷♀️
December 1, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Anyone else have to learn "Fuck off stop lying to people," is not an appropriate response when someone tells you they liked your book and recommended it to others? 🤷♀️
On now till the 2nd! Over 800 ebooks on sale.
Mine included (think John Wick but female and more sex)
www.romancebooklovers.com
Mine included (think John Wick but female and more sex)
www.romancebooklovers.com
November 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
On now till the 2nd! Over 800 ebooks on sale.
Mine included (think John Wick but female and more sex)
www.romancebooklovers.com
Mine included (think John Wick but female and more sex)
www.romancebooklovers.com
I finished writing book 2 today. Now instead obsessing over writing it. I can obsess over editing it.
November 25, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I finished writing book 2 today. Now instead obsessing over writing it. I can obsess over editing it.
My writers block is so thick, I've started asking my cat what she thinks about the crap I wrote.
She looks at me rolls her eyes and goes back to sleep.
So I nod back at her saying "same little kitty same."
10 out of 10! Super helpful feedback.
She looks at me rolls her eyes and goes back to sleep.
So I nod back at her saying "same little kitty same."
10 out of 10! Super helpful feedback.
November 20, 2024 at 7:41 PM
My writers block is so thick, I've started asking my cat what she thinks about the crap I wrote.
She looks at me rolls her eyes and goes back to sleep.
So I nod back at her saying "same little kitty same."
10 out of 10! Super helpful feedback.
She looks at me rolls her eyes and goes back to sleep.
So I nod back at her saying "same little kitty same."
10 out of 10! Super helpful feedback.
Over 800 books on sale! Mije included! Books are listed right now so check it out! Make a list!
November 19, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Over 800 books on sale! Mije included! Books are listed right now so check it out! Make a list!
When the FMC in your book says things like "Punching someone in the throat is just satisfying."
While you, the writer of said FMC, say things like "I baked you a cake to apologize for saying you were being sassy yesterday"
While you, the writer of said FMC, say things like "I baked you a cake to apologize for saying you were being sassy yesterday"
November 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
When the FMC in your book says things like "Punching someone in the throat is just satisfying."
While you, the writer of said FMC, say things like "I baked you a cake to apologize for saying you were being sassy yesterday"
While you, the writer of said FMC, say things like "I baked you a cake to apologize for saying you were being sassy yesterday"
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The real winner was the Netflix buffering circle.
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
The real winner was the Netflix buffering circle.
When u join bluesky and find nice humans.
a man wearing a black jacket with white stars on it says i 've never been in this situation before
ALT: a man wearing a black jacket with white stars on it says i 've never been in this situation before
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November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
When u join bluesky and find nice humans.