Bryan Craves
@bmcraves.bsky.social
⚾️ Detroit Tigers apologist. Former Twitter shit-poster (@ DisplacedTgrFan). Friends and family who supported trump are no longer friends and family. Accepting of your preferred pronouns.
📍Detroit, MI
📍Detroit, MI
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getting a head start on the 2026 New Year’s resolutions by joining a gym
this will be the long awaited sequel to the first time I joined this gym, and the reason I quit the last time is because the after effects of Covid kicked my ass
this will be the long awaited sequel to the first time I joined this gym, and the reason I quit the last time is because the after effects of Covid kicked my ass
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
getting a head start on the 2026 New Year’s resolutions by joining a gym
this will be the long awaited sequel to the first time I joined this gym, and the reason I quit the last time is because the after effects of Covid kicked my ass
this will be the long awaited sequel to the first time I joined this gym, and the reason I quit the last time is because the after effects of Covid kicked my ass
this bitch can fuck all the way off
Leavitt attacks "Somalian migrants in Minnesota" and says, "it is more important than ever to finish carrying out the president's mass deportation operation ... they must go back to their home countries."
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
this bitch can fuck all the way off
genuinely curious as to when the “Yzerplan” expires
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
genuinely curious as to when the “Yzerplan” expires
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Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
a little disappointed in my fucking self for not doing better at this shit
@bmcraves.bsky.social has swears! They've used 346 profanities in their last 1,976 posts.
🥇 "shit" (73 times)
🥈 "fuck" (59 times)
🥉 "fucking" (54 times)
🥇 "shit" (73 times)
🥈 "fuck" (59 times)
🥉 "fucking" (54 times)
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
a little disappointed in my fucking self for not doing better at this shit
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fuck it, let’s go @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
fuck it, let’s go @profanity.accountant
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some great deals for black friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
some great deals for black friday
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1698
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1698
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How John Hughes made a 1987 buddy comedy/road movie that doubles as a rare Turkey Day classic. (from 2019)
Why 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Is the Ultimate Thanksgiving Movie
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How John Hughes made a 1987 buddy comedy/road movie that doubles as a rare Turkey Day classic. (from 2019)
Lions fans in disarray
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Lions fans in disarray
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WKRP turkey drop, 1978 Topps style
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
WKRP turkey drop, 1978 Topps style
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Jack White wrote the preeminent 21st century sports anthem ... and I think this is the first time he's ever played it at a sporting event.
Great halftime show.
Great halftime show.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Jack White wrote the preeminent 21st century sports anthem ... and I think this is the first time he's ever played it at a sporting event.
Great halftime show.
Great halftime show.
screw this game, give me 90 more minutes of Jack White and Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
screw this game, give me 90 more minutes of Jack White and Eminem
we’re just here for Jack White
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
we’re just here for Jack White
don’t partake in the nfl much anymore but I feel like I’ve seen at least 2 non-catches today by Packers receivers
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
don’t partake in the nfl much anymore but I feel like I’ve seen at least 2 non-catches today by Packers receivers
whole chicken on the grill, fire in the pit, best fren being a good boy
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
whole chicken on the grill, fire in the pit, best fren being a good boy
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
how the hell does this motherfucker still have a pulse
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
how the hell does this motherfucker still have a pulse
this goes for the lot of you who have taken a break from “pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza” to tell us what thanksgiving food we shouldn’t ever eat
my food take: Like what you want. To each his/her/their own. You don't get to tell me that something I like is "bad." It's, like, your opinion man.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this goes for the lot of you who have taken a break from “pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza” to tell us what thanksgiving food we shouldn’t ever eat
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We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the Trump administration. So we talked to three Russia-funded content farmers at a tea house in Islamabad.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the Trump administration. So we talked to three Russia-funded content farmers at a tea house in Islamabad.
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gets dark too early these days but the sunsets still look nice
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
gets dark too early these days but the sunsets still look nice
continue to grow increasingly weary of Tottenham Hotspur’s terminal mediocrity
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
continue to grow increasingly weary of Tottenham Hotspur’s terminal mediocrity