I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

Mountain Biking: let’s take an expensive, fragile piece of sports equipment. Roll it over some boulders and trees. Throw it off a cliff. Then take it to a mechanic to repair and replace the pieces that broke or fell off. Genius.

This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.

Just like 9/11 caused a swell of patriotism in America, so the Cheeto fuhrer has ignited Canada’s devotion to their independence and freedom. 🇨🇦

@aoc.bsky.social , @gavinnewsom.bsky.social , @lizcheney.bsky.social , @adamkinzinger.bsky.social , @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
Please help us. We need a leader. We need someone to organize and align the resistance. We can do some real good trouble if we coalesce behind a leader.

President’s Day

#presidentsday
#resist

We are a society unwilling to be inconvenienced

Today I saw a blonde girl with dreadlocks riding her bike and singing Les Miserables at the top of her lungs.Was she on pitch? It doesn’t matter because today on Broadway the role of Eponine was being played by dreadlocked blond girl from NW Crossing and that is exactly how many fucks I wish I gave.

Syria, Ukraine, Romania, Georgia. All fighting for democracy and I’m just sitting here watching football and eating pie.

Whelp. The temperature probe chose Thanksgiving day to malfunction. Got suspicious when the temperature didn’t change for an hour. A Thanksgiving of Side Dishes!

I’m really leaning into the idea of fully pushing for the republican agenda. Let’s see how bad it can get to prove the point. Sadly, we would all likely be standing in the rubble of our former country while they smiled, nodding their heads with their arms crossed saying, “Perfect”.

I’m a male. I use men’s restrooms and frankly, don’t want to be in there with them either. Our fraternity bathroom was a Geneva Convention crime. I wish to spare those that want other options.