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Bobby Biscotti
@bobbybiscotti.bsky.social
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · Mar 1
If anybody on here recognizes me or expresses any familiarity with me at all, I will be deleting my account and throwing my phone in a lake.
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 2d
Hearing voiceover dialogue explaining the most obvious basic shit in a movie really makes me feel connected to the dumbass test audiences who probably get scared when the sun goes away at the end of every day
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 2d
Running "dominatr.exe" for my masochist AI boyfriend and polluting enough fresh water to cause a mass extinction event
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 4d
Rack City (Taylor’s Version)
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 4d
Love when people tell me they’re “extremely online” because it’s an immediate tell that they’re extremely offline but they saw a news story about the internet between 14 and 28 days ago
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 4d
Playing blue so I can counter the dealer’s 21, then swing for lethal
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 5d
If you had access to a time machine, would you go back to when he was a baby and kill Early Schlittler?
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 7d
Not really "finding out" anything either. I already knew they were weird overcompensating crybullies who want to use the levers of government to punish people for not liking them.
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 7d
And small beers … I’ve had a few …
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 9d
a few small beers
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
When my regiment figures out which country is infiltrating our nation’s family courts and undermining our good citizens with unfair custody agreements and oppressive alimony payments, our response will be swift and lethal.
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
You have about two weeks to put together the best Mr. Bean routine you can muster
Person in Islamic garb watching Mr. Bean on a laptop. Captioned “He is a very cunning man” Person in Islamic garb watching Mr Bean on a laptop saying “Allahu Akbar”
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
Can’t wait to hear their episode about their problems with Defund The Police where they smugly talk about crime rates before offhandedly mentioning exactly one time that the police have never been defunded
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
“Good artists copy. Great artists draw pregnant Goku.” - Pablo Picasso
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
The remedy for the Male Loneliness Epidemic is [REDACTED]
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
Been conditioning myself the past week or so by whispering “Scary [username]” when I read every post and I’m down to just one instance a night of waking up crying from nightmares
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
We need a John Henry of sucking dick
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
Outer Wilds deserves a place on this list along with any Lucas Pope game
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
One of my least favorite things about society tbh
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d
Some of my favorite hobbies include browsing my supermarket’s app for exclusive coupons and stopping strangers in the supermarket to ask them if they’re using the exclusive coupons from the app
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11d
They’re not worried about the autism. They’re worried some poor kid moght end up rooting for a team like the Rockies
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 12d
We're rebooting Klute. We're making a whole Klute-iverse. Audiences will come out in droves every summer to see what Klute is up to. Timmy Chalamet tapped to play Klute in Klute reboot.
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Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13d
Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 15d
The fanwikis we'll have access to in 13-17 years will be so robust thanks to your brave efforts
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 15d
Taking about 25-35 Tylenols and going absolutely apeshit at the model train store
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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Aug 23
Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.bsky.social "ohhh i hate these Als" "we should smash these robots if we see them" i see but as soon as a robot calls itself a hitchhiker, suddenly your ENTIRE CITY gets SMEARED for doing what NEEDS TO BE DONE October 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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knifeBOOts aka Jen (they/them) 👻 @knifeboots.xyz · 16d
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NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30 My grandfather used to say "and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel" and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.
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