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Flobby Bashpants
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That one heavyset white guy software consultant with the shirt and the hair.
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if you want me to be a fucking get out the vote account for people who don't give enough of a shit about my vote to try to keep me alive to cast it you should probably make me an offer in cash and not guilt
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The extreme attack on transgender youth we are witnessing from a governmental stage was enabled by The Atlantic and The New York Times.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lightning owner, its amazing and perfect for my use case. I'm weird though and anyone trying to market mass-appeal products to me is going to lose money, so yes, probably a dumb idea, and I intend to capitalize on that to keep myself in this truck or a very similar one as cheaply as possible forever
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Everyone knows a direct hit the ole' jizz cistern is Spider-Man's only weakness.
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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had the same car
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM