Flobby Bashpants
@bobbyflashpants.bsky.social
That one heavyset white guy software consultant with the shirt and the hair.
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Commissioning a custom version of this card that's exactly the same except it says Alan Dershowitz on the knob of the bat instead of Fuck Face.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Commissioning a custom version of this card that's exactly the same except it says Alan Dershowitz on the knob of the bat instead of Fuck Face.
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it's that time again
January 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
it's that time again
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
(July, 1989)
(July, 1989)
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
(July, 1989)
(July, 1989)
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if you want me to be a fucking get out the vote account for people who don't give enough of a shit about my vote to try to keep me alive to cast it you should probably make me an offer in cash and not guilt
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
if you want me to be a fucking get out the vote account for people who don't give enough of a shit about my vote to try to keep me alive to cast it you should probably make me an offer in cash and not guilt
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
When the slightest bit of research shows he was consistently racist and a daddy issues Confederate fanboy.
People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
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The extreme attack on transgender youth we are witnessing from a governmental stage was enabled by The Atlantic and The New York Times.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The extreme attack on transgender youth we are witnessing from a governmental stage was enabled by The Atlantic and The New York Times.
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Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.
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I said this when it was first announced, and now I've been proven correct: "The Young Garrison Keillor Chronicles" is not a good idea for a show.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I said this when it was first announced, and now I've been proven correct: "The Young Garrison Keillor Chronicles" is not a good idea for a show.
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!!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that it at least anecdotally seems to be a semi-regular practice to tell white people a minority got the job in order to soften the blow of rejection really should put the elite woke panic into perspective.
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would watch a ten-part prestige miniseries about the backstory of almost every No Context Soviet Union Photo I've ever seen.
December 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I would watch a ten-part prestige miniseries about the backstory of almost every No Context Soviet Union Photo I've ever seen.
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Grrrr... PEOPLE AREN'T RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, WEALTH INEQUALITY IS PREVENTING CREATIVE PEOPLE FROM REALISING THEIR IDEAS, GOODNIGHT!
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Grrrr... PEOPLE AREN'T RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, WEALTH INEQUALITY IS PREVENTING CREATIVE PEOPLE FROM REALISING THEIR IDEAS, GOODNIGHT!
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.
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This is horrible
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is horrible
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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had the same car
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
had the same car
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Hello.
I am The Professor. I live in Minnesota. I am very affectionate and 4 months old.
My hobbies include:
- chasing the laser pointer dot
- running back inside after peeing
- putting my nose in your armpit and falling asleep
Will you give me tenure?
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
I am The Professor. I live in Minnesota. I am very affectionate and 4 months old.
My hobbies include:
- chasing the laser pointer dot
- running back inside after peeing
- putting my nose in your armpit and falling asleep
Will you give me tenure?
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hello.
I am The Professor. I live in Minnesota. I am very affectionate and 4 months old.
My hobbies include:
- chasing the laser pointer dot
- running back inside after peeing
- putting my nose in your armpit and falling asleep
Will you give me tenure?
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
I am The Professor. I live in Minnesota. I am very affectionate and 4 months old.
My hobbies include:
- chasing the laser pointer dot
- running back inside after peeing
- putting my nose in your armpit and falling asleep
Will you give me tenure?
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
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They shoulda gone the other way & rebranded as KKKMart
The chain unveiled its first-ever concept store in SoHo this week, adorned with stylish apparel, designer collaborations, and beauty products — all key areas that its incoming CEO hopes will revive its former "Tar-zhay" glory.
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
They shoulda gone the other way & rebranded as KKKMart
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new sleep paralysis demon just dropped. this will be appearing in the corner of your room tonight
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
new sleep paralysis demon just dropped. this will be appearing in the corner of your room tonight
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A reminder that we don't have AI-powered features. We have bookseller and user-powered features.
Because y'all are the real readers...and we actually care about your feedback and your privacy ❤️
Because y'all are the real readers...and we actually care about your feedback and your privacy ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A reminder that we don't have AI-powered features. We have bookseller and user-powered features.
Because y'all are the real readers...and we actually care about your feedback and your privacy ❤️
Because y'all are the real readers...and we actually care about your feedback and your privacy ❤️
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Friday TikTok thread lets go
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Friday TikTok thread lets go
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bosses love ai because they are not very smart and not very creative
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
bosses love ai because they are not very smart and not very creative
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I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.