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"Chester" gets off to a good start with "Let Tyrants shake their iron Rod" and immediately causes everyone to tug their collars with "And Slav'ry clank her galling Chains"
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Chester" gets off to a good start with "Let Tyrants shake their iron Rod" and immediately causes everyone to tug their collars with "And Slav'ry clank her galling Chains"
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maître d': sir, i'm afraid your penis is too small to be seated tonight
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
maître d': sir, i'm afraid your penis is too small to be seated tonight
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
me: can't i just chub it up some? this is ridiculous
maître d': we both well-know it's already chubbed, sir
I sure hope all these ass holes get what's coming to them apnews.com/article/trum...
Sleepy. Divisive. A fan of young Trump: A look at the new plaques on the Presidential Walk of Fame
President Donald Trump has added partisan and subjective plaques to a refashioned West Wing walkway he calls the Presidential Walk of Fame.
apnews.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I sure hope all these ass holes get what's coming to them apnews.com/article/trum...
"Trinidad" by Geese was a way funnier song when I thought the lyric was "there's a bug in my car"
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Trinidad" by Geese was a way funnier song when I thought the lyric was "there's a bug in my car"
"yeah sex is cool but" now hold up there hoss. is the thing you're about to say cooler than sex, or is it putting your face in front of a fan in an empty house in 1994
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"yeah sex is cool but" now hold up there hoss. is the thing you're about to say cooler than sex, or is it putting your face in front of a fan in an empty house in 1994
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it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
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Happy Hellidays and a Merry Anti-Christmas to you all! The 2025 Cacowards are live. Read about all of this year's best content for Doom. Special thanks to our guest artist, the incredibly talented, @xous54.bsky.social.
www.doomworld.com/cacowards/2025
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December 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Happy Hellidays and a Merry Anti-Christmas to you all! The 2025 Cacowards are live. Read about all of this year's best content for Doom. Special thanks to our guest artist, the incredibly talented, @xous54.bsky.social.
www.doomworld.com/cacowards/2025
www.doomworld.com/cacowards/2025
John Updike why did you call your novel "In the Beauty of the Lilies" after the last verse in The Battle Hymn of the Republic when you are the man least likely to die to make men free in literary history
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
John Updike why did you call your novel "In the Beauty of the Lilies" after the last verse in The Battle Hymn of the Republic when you are the man least likely to die to make men free in literary history
looked up the subreddit from LRT and realized it was a for-real incel subreddit, which is too bad. this and Tulathimutte's book are fun to read at the same time. there are people who are beyond help even if they're just doing a weird bit
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
looked up the subreddit from LRT and realized it was a for-real incel subreddit, which is too bad. this and Tulathimutte's book are fun to read at the same time. there are people who are beyond help even if they're just doing a weird bit
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nice pieties you got there bro. be a shame if someone skewered them
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
nice pieties you got there bro. be a shame if someone skewered them
Tony T I'm flipping through your book and noticing a lot of the characters are psychotically preoccupied with not having sex. I would ask "everything okay buddy" but you made a meta comment about it elsewhere so it's fine
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Tony T I'm flipping through your book and noticing a lot of the characters are psychotically preoccupied with not having sex. I would ask "everything okay buddy" but you made a meta comment about it elsewhere so it's fine
ProtonSheets--private spreadsheets you can share online. "You could just use a file on your computer, but why not pay us" -- ProtonSheets
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ProtonSheets--private spreadsheets you can share online. "You could just use a file on your computer, but why not pay us" -- ProtonSheets
cannot see *lias *squith without laughing about the time he misgendered Alex Press and deleted his account in embarrassment. seems like a solid enough guy nine years later. tears in rain
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
cannot see *lias *squith without laughing about the time he misgendered Alex Press and deleted his account in embarrassment. seems like a solid enough guy nine years later. tears in rain
didn't expect the big turn in No One Is Talking About This. I got turned into a blubbering mess. separately it's tough to think about it as fiction and not memoir
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
didn't expect the big turn in No One Is Talking About This. I got turned into a blubbering mess. separately it's tough to think about it as fiction and not memoir
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Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
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RSS rules. RSS never became less relevant. RSS is a way to claw your agency back from silicon valley algorithmic timelines. That said if you use it you really are a sicko
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
RSS rules. RSS never became less relevant. RSS is a way to claw your agency back from silicon valley algorithmic timelines. That said if you use it you really are a sicko
"people need to put away their phones and get back to reading" is such a middle-aged-millennial cliche that I'm waiting for the coming of the 25 year old who blasted their brain with TikTok and became a genius
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"people need to put away their phones and get back to reading" is such a middle-aged-millennial cliche that I'm waiting for the coming of the 25 year old who blasted their brain with TikTok and became a genius
it sucks absolute dog dick to go to bed at 8:30 PM but I've found the only way to wake up at a reasonable hour is to go to bed at an unreasonable one
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it sucks absolute dog dick to go to bed at 8:30 PM but I've found the only way to wake up at a reasonable hour is to go to bed at an unreasonable one
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video games are so cool
Heads up: New Thief 2 level by one of Arkane's senior level designers and director of The Black Parade for Thief 1.
If he says it's his most ambitious work to date, you KNOW it's going to be amazing.
If he says it's his most ambitious work to date, you KNOW it's going to be amazing.
My new Thief 2 Fan Mission, Reflection in Red, is out! I am very proud of this one, and it is by far my most ambitious work in the Dark Engine to date. www.ttlg.com/forums/showt...
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
video games are so cool
[looking back on 37 years of life] yeah but I'm built different now
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
[looking back on 37 years of life] yeah but I'm built different now
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imagine the utopia we'd live in if all the tech stuff were even half as good as VLC
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
imagine the utopia we'd live in if all the tech stuff were even half as good as VLC