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everyone loves bringing 2666 home from the library until you hit 0 renewals remaining and you have 700 pages and 12 days left to go
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
everyone loves bringing 2666 home from the library until you hit 0 renewals remaining and you have 700 pages and 12 days left to go
writing exercise: begin a poem "You have to be good./You have to walk on your knees/for a hundred miles through the desert repenting"
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
writing exercise: begin a poem "You have to be good./You have to walk on your knees/for a hundred miles through the desert repenting"
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That was not very Wild Geese by Mary Oliver of you, dude
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
That was not very Wild Geese by Mary Oliver of you, dude
Violets are pluckable,
Roses are thorny,
I'm happy to know you well,
Let's just be friends
Roses are thorny,
I'm happy to know you well,
Let's just be friends
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Violets are pluckable,
Roses are thorny,
I'm happy to know you well,
Let's just be friends
Roses are thorny,
I'm happy to know you well,
Let's just be friends
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can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
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it's really impressive that The Golden Gate by Vikram Seth, a novel in strict Onegin stanzas, works at all, and it's a cool look at pre-techlord, post-hippie San Francisco, but unfortunately it's mostly a cool stunt
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
it's really impressive that The Golden Gate by Vikram Seth, a novel in strict Onegin stanzas, works at all, and it's a cool look at pre-techlord, post-hippie San Francisco, but unfortunately it's mostly a cool stunt
not sure what Calvinism is all about? just remember TULIP! Total depravity, Unconditional depravity, Limited depravity (which is a tricky one when you consider T!), Irresistible depravity, and the perseverance of depravity!
February 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
not sure what Calvinism is all about? just remember TULIP! Total depravity, Unconditional depravity, Limited depravity (which is a tricky one when you consider T!), Irresistible depravity, and the perseverance of depravity!
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not the most horrifying aspect of the story about the Boston Irish guy currently imprisoned in an American concentration camp, but: ICE forged his signature on documents to make it look like he was agreeing to be deported. How often are they doing that? How often have they gotten away with that?
“It’s just a horrible, horrible, horrible place,” he said of his detention camp. “I’m not in fear of the other inmates. I’m afraid of the staff. They’re capable of anything.”
And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
not the most horrifying aspect of the story about the Boston Irish guy currently imprisoned in an American concentration camp, but: ICE forged his signature on documents to make it look like he was agreeing to be deported. How often are they doing that? How often have they gotten away with that?
thank god they got Killers of the Flower Moon on physical media even if I miss the days when an important movie could be distributed by a company other than Criterion or Kino Lorber
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
thank god they got Killers of the Flower Moon on physical media even if I miss the days when an important movie could be distributed by a company other than Criterion or Kino Lorber
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Just saw otherwise completely nice seeming guy I follow describe this game as “Just saw my team lose the Super Bowl for a fifth time in my lifetime” which is an absolutely incredible way to describe the New England fucking Patriots lmao
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Just saw otherwise completely nice seeming guy I follow describe this game as “Just saw my team lose the Super Bowl for a fifth time in my lifetime” which is an absolutely incredible way to describe the New England fucking Patriots lmao
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imagine how much people would have liked The Walkmen if they had recorded TWO songs as good as "The Rat"
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
imagine how much people would have liked The Walkmen if they had recorded TWO songs as good as "The Rat"
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I gotta tell you, you have no excuse to be a doomer if the National Football League believes we will win
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I gotta tell you, you have no excuse to be a doomer if the National Football League believes we will win
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
Steven Soderbergh … David Holmes … every millennial yearns to return to Ocean's Eleven. it's Black Bag time
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Steven Soderbergh … David Holmes … every millennial yearns to return to Ocean's Eleven. it's Black Bag time
sometimes you have a thought that you might want to share with friends online, but is a bit risqué. when that happens, just remember to sing "keep it to yourself" to the tune of "Little Red Corvette"
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
sometimes you have a thought that you might want to share with friends online, but is a bit risqué. when that happens, just remember to sing "keep it to yourself" to the tune of "Little Red Corvette"
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Oh it got above freezing the other day so I went to the car wash and then finally installed this masterpiece by @bbburgerrr.bsky.social ! My other sticker is from @liftsofillinois.bsky.social 👼
February 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Oh it got above freezing the other day so I went to the car wash and then finally installed this masterpiece by @bbburgerrr.bsky.social ! My other sticker is from @liftsofillinois.bsky.social 👼
SMOKING HOT BABES in YOUR AREA ~*LOVE*~ Bernie Sanders, the films of WONG KAR WAI, and collecting PHYSICAL media, CLICK HERE NOW
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
SMOKING HOT BABES in YOUR AREA ~*LOVE*~ Bernie Sanders, the films of WONG KAR WAI, and collecting PHYSICAL media, CLICK HERE NOW
the YouTube algorithm not understanding the differences among Dropout, Office Life CollegeHumor, and Boobs CollegeHumor is the joke that keeps paying off
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
the YouTube algorithm not understanding the differences among Dropout, Office Life CollegeHumor, and Boobs CollegeHumor is the joke that keeps paying off
every good social-media timeline needs Cool Hobbies Jane, Funnyman Harold, and of course, Incitement Fred
February 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
every good social-media timeline needs Cool Hobbies Jane, Funnyman Harold, and of course, Incitement Fred
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this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
April 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
haha damn we sure do have a lot of stuff to put back into place and make better than ever. good thing the anti-Republican waves of my lifetime have always gone pedal to the metal to make a country worth loving
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
haha damn we sure do have a lot of stuff to put back into place and make better than ever. good thing the anti-Republican waves of my lifetime have always gone pedal to the metal to make a country worth loving
I am a GuyInYourMFA Hater For Life but I do have to admit that 2666 begins with two weedy academics getting maximally horny for their younger colleague
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I am a GuyInYourMFA Hater For Life but I do have to admit that 2666 begins with two weedy academics getting maximally horny for their younger colleague
before you post about your life, consider whether someone could respond "I sleep in a big bed with my wife" and cause you to take a three hour nighttime walk
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
before you post about your life, consider whether someone could respond "I sleep in a big bed with my wife" and cause you to take a three hour nighttime walk