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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3h

i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee

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Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

Official background color for high performing clicksters and websurfers

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 19h

This hadn’t occurred to me but it’s the only reading that makes sense. First element of demonstrated personality that was too jarring for him to integrate and so on

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 19h

It’s literally for once not that deep. When you’re the children’s YouTuber you get to have zero tolerance for conflict. She is authorized

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 19h

You wouldn’t let me I know it

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 19h

Fairly insane. If I’m ever this lost in the sauce please take me to the vet and put me down.

larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social · 23h

her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 20h

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 20h

I signed up like five years ago when everyone else was then I learned there were additional steps and was like ok I’m out.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 1d

CROATOAN

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not going to Mastodon lol. I would be better off carving my posts into a tree stump. Follow me at The Stump

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

Enrichment.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 1d

(hearing someone describe their lifelong, debilitating health condition) yep, that's exactly how i feel when i'm not getting my adaptogens

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

Lol. And it makes me wonder, do you think a really purely self interested person would be honest in response to that question?

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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 1d

There's these two elderly women at a Catskills resort. The one says "Boy, the mental health here is terrible!" And the other says, "I know, and such small portions!"

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

NB is a swaggy brand now in running don’t worry

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THRILLHO Baggins @drpepsi.bsky.social · 1d

Like is this a fucking joke to you?

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THRILLHO Baggins @drpepsi.bsky.social · 1d

“The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind never lets in the sun,” is the least accurate description of how stained glass works in the context of a 3 minute pop song and frankly I don’t see it getting beaten any time soon.

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

The median voter needs to be subjected to exotic corporal punishments not seen since the Middle Ages. Other than that I am out of ideas

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

Damn I need different friends lol

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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 1d

CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 2d

Poster on off white background with black and red large lettering.

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

In 2012ish I was in a shitty antique store on Shelter Island and they had a shelf of vintage books for cheap, obviously intended for decor, and I bought a few. Actually looked at them once home, and they were all published by a eugenics publishing house. So what I'm saying is I would use this.

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

Lol

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

Yessir

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 1d

I am more than happy to play the role of old ass square. JUst help me help you!

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 2d

theres going to be a new gender called Cluve

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