Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
Food argument is the lowest form of conversation. Have a pointless argument with stakes. Be willing to burn some bridges.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Food argument is the lowest form of conversation. Have a pointless argument with stakes. Be willing to burn some bridges.
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It would really suck so bad to be in World War II and then come home and have to go to work
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It would really suck so bad to be in World War II and then come home and have to go to work
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Inside you, buried deep inside, is a walk in fridge. The shelves are lined with the most foul IPAs available on the market. There are also chips. It is 4 degrees centigrade in the fridge but there's a big warm coat you can wear on a hook.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Inside you, buried deep inside, is a walk in fridge. The shelves are lined with the most foul IPAs available on the market. There are also chips. It is 4 degrees centigrade in the fridge but there's a big warm coat you can wear on a hook.
Tues/Weds before Thanksgiving some of the all time subway days, offering empty cars the likes of which you typically have to be riding out to Brighton Beach or wherever at odd off-hours to enjoy
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Tues/Weds before Thanksgiving some of the all time subway days, offering empty cars the likes of which you typically have to be riding out to Brighton Beach or wherever at odd off-hours to enjoy
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🎶 I’m on a highway of kelp 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
🎶 I’m on a highway of kelp 🎶
Saw a guy posting that a reason people don’t like Mormons is that most people don’t know any. That’s one idea I suppose
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Saw a guy posting that a reason people don’t like Mormons is that most people don’t know any. That’s one idea I suppose
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Do you not want your mom and dad to enjoy their TV? They have it set up just how they like it. You don't live there anymore bich
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Do you not want your mom and dad to enjoy their TV? They have it set up just how they like it. You don't live there anymore bich
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You're one dumb motherfucker, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You're one dumb motherfucker, Charlie Brown
I’m trying out being a person who says “season of life” and so far universally the reaction is: 🥴. Nothing I have done to date has set me up to sell this.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m trying out being a person who says “season of life” and so far universally the reaction is: 🥴. Nothing I have done to date has set me up to sell this.
I like how Mahomes sucks now. All my enemies will fall eventually. I can wait
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I like how Mahomes sucks now. All my enemies will fall eventually. I can wait
Interesting how all the Christmas commercials this year are about looming mortality. That’s a freebie for one of you Substack hogs. Enjoy
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Interesting how all the Christmas commercials this year are about looming mortality. That’s a freebie for one of you Substack hogs. Enjoy
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thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again
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My husband, son, daughter, dog and truck are all named Dakota
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My husband, son, daughter, dog and truck are all named Dakota
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The bell tolls for me? Bell needs to quit dick riding
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The bell tolls for me? Bell needs to quit dick riding
It’s funny that everyone outside of NYC is like well it’s good that Zohran rolled him…but The Implications prey on me…and everyone in NYC is like
a man is wearing a blue jersey that says new york on it
ALT: a man is wearing a blue jersey that says new york on it
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It’s funny that everyone outside of NYC is like well it’s good that Zohran rolled him…but The Implications prey on me…and everyone in NYC is like
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The lugubrious hypebeast moves us as the tearful clown once did
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The lugubrious hypebeast moves us as the tearful clown once did
I called my agent.
"We have a big problem," I said. "Donald is in love with Zohran Mamdani."
"We have a big problem," I said. "Donald is in love with Zohran Mamdani."
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I called my agent.
"We have a big problem," I said. "Donald is in love with Zohran Mamdani."
"We have a big problem," I said. "Donald is in love with Zohran Mamdani."
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Here's the newsletter post I wrote today about the CDC vax page and MAHA as marketing buttondown.com/abbycartus/a...
The affiliate marketing HHS
I’m bumping what I had planned to work on today, a bit of critical reflection on AI, in order to write this up instead while everyone is reacting to the...
buttondown.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Here's the newsletter post I wrote today about the CDC vax page and MAHA as marketing buttondown.com/abbycartus/a...
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[extreme wide shot of Zohran in a park in Queens]
The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president.
[cut to tight close up]
That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one.
[cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks]
But we need your help
The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president.
[cut to tight close up]
That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one.
[cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks]
But we need your help
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
[extreme wide shot of Zohran in a park in Queens]
The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president.
[cut to tight close up]
That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one.
[cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks]
But we need your help
The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president.
[cut to tight close up]
That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one.
[cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks]
But we need your help
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People might not know I’m a published poet but 25 years ago I found my work compiled in a NJ student poetry book.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
People might not know I’m a published poet but 25 years ago I found my work compiled in a NJ student poetry book.
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Thanks for the update. Hope the family is well. - Pat
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Thanks for the update. Hope the family is well. - Pat
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
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various landforms covered in great crested terns
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
various landforms covered in great crested terns