Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
I’m finishing a book that was supposed to be this King Lear with lesbians set during near future worsened climate dystopia thing, but guess what it ended up really being about. That’s right marital problems
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m finishing a book that was supposed to be this King Lear with lesbians set during near future worsened climate dystopia thing, but guess what it ended up really being about. That’s right marital problems
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Liquor is proof that there is a more powerful creator being that is interested in you and wants to see what you will do -Benjamin Franklin
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Liquor is proof that there is a more powerful creator being that is interested in you and wants to see what you will do -Benjamin Franklin
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Guy just came in this pizza place and loudly said to the guy behind the counter “can i use your bathroom to get my rag wet”
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Guy just came in this pizza place and loudly said to the guy behind the counter “can i use your bathroom to get my rag wet”
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Just two randos, totally disconnected from the industry, without any defenders or financial backers
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just two randos, totally disconnected from the industry, without any defenders or financial backers
Mmmm lol
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Mmmm lol
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
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just a few snail beers
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
just a few snail beers
Updating my husband on the shit that the woke coffee store owner lady in our neighborhood is liking online and he’s straight up ignoring me. His funeral
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Updating my husband on the shit that the woke coffee store owner lady in our neighborhood is liking online and he’s straight up ignoring me. His funeral
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Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
Food argument is the lowest form of conversation. Have a pointless argument with stakes. Be willing to burn some bridges.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Food argument is the lowest form of conversation. Have a pointless argument with stakes. Be willing to burn some bridges.
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It would really suck so bad to be in World War II and then come home and have to go to work
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It would really suck so bad to be in World War II and then come home and have to go to work
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Inside you, buried deep inside, is a walk in fridge. The shelves are lined with the most foul IPAs available on the market. There are also chips. It is 4 degrees centigrade in the fridge but there's a big warm coat you can wear on a hook.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Inside you, buried deep inside, is a walk in fridge. The shelves are lined with the most foul IPAs available on the market. There are also chips. It is 4 degrees centigrade in the fridge but there's a big warm coat you can wear on a hook.
Tues/Weds before Thanksgiving some of the all time subway days, offering empty cars the likes of which you typically have to be riding out to Brighton Beach or wherever at odd off-hours to enjoy
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Tues/Weds before Thanksgiving some of the all time subway days, offering empty cars the likes of which you typically have to be riding out to Brighton Beach or wherever at odd off-hours to enjoy
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🎶 I’m on a highway of kelp 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
🎶 I’m on a highway of kelp 🎶
Saw a guy posting that a reason people don’t like Mormons is that most people don’t know any. That’s one idea I suppose
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Saw a guy posting that a reason people don’t like Mormons is that most people don’t know any. That’s one idea I suppose
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Do you not want your mom and dad to enjoy their TV? They have it set up just how they like it. You don't live there anymore bich
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Do you not want your mom and dad to enjoy their TV? They have it set up just how they like it. You don't live there anymore bich
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You're one dumb motherfucker, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You're one dumb motherfucker, Charlie Brown
I’m trying out being a person who says “season of life” and so far universally the reaction is: 🥴. Nothing I have done to date has set me up to sell this.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m trying out being a person who says “season of life” and so far universally the reaction is: 🥴. Nothing I have done to date has set me up to sell this.
I like how Mahomes sucks now. All my enemies will fall eventually. I can wait
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I like how Mahomes sucks now. All my enemies will fall eventually. I can wait
Interesting how all the Christmas commercials this year are about looming mortality. That’s a freebie for one of you Substack hogs. Enjoy
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Interesting how all the Christmas commercials this year are about looming mortality. That’s a freebie for one of you Substack hogs. Enjoy
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thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again
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My husband, son, daughter, dog and truck are all named Dakota
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My husband, son, daughter, dog and truck are all named Dakota
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The bell tolls for me? Bell needs to quit dick riding
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The bell tolls for me? Bell needs to quit dick riding
It’s funny that everyone outside of NYC is like well it’s good that Zohran rolled him…but The Implications prey on me…and everyone in NYC is like
a man is wearing a blue jersey that says new york on it
ALT: a man is wearing a blue jersey that says new york on it
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It’s funny that everyone outside of NYC is like well it’s good that Zohran rolled him…but The Implications prey on me…and everyone in NYC is like
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The lugubrious hypebeast moves us as the tearful clown once did
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The lugubrious hypebeast moves us as the tearful clown once did