Mr Bob Knife
@bobknife.bsky.social
Keep You Safe Club, 91-96, 03-18. Microsoft refugee 96-04. Helped launch MSN, Expedia, MSNBC, Slate, and tons of awful stuff. I have bad jokes. Will use.
We shall call you the Dedazzler
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We shall call you the Dedazzler
4 in 5 do not.
That's bananas.
(I am latino)
That's bananas.
(I am latino)
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
4 in 5 do not.
That's bananas.
(I am latino)
That's bananas.
(I am latino)
This is where he'd start swaying if someone hummed Ave Maria
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This is where he'd start swaying if someone hummed Ave Maria
I love the "reverse ratio" on this post. The Oitar is high!
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I love the "reverse ratio" on this post. The Oitar is high!
Incidentally, our cheerleaders came from local girl only schools. Ursuline and Hockaday. This was while Melinda French (Gates) was at one and Lisa Loeb was at the other.
Neither was a cheerleader for us tho
Neither was a cheerleader for us tho
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Incidentally, our cheerleaders came from local girl only schools. Ursuline and Hockaday. This was while Melinda French (Gates) was at one and Lisa Loeb was at the other.
Neither was a cheerleader for us tho
Neither was a cheerleader for us tho
In 2025, a Catholic school made a replica Auschwitz sign as a ha ha parade float. Didn't even make the news.
Man. I dunno. /end
Man. I dunno. /end
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
In 2025, a Catholic school made a replica Auschwitz sign as a ha ha parade float. Didn't even make the news.
Man. I dunno. /end
Man. I dunno. /end
There is a weird thing in social media now where people are claiming the fruit of the loom cornucopia never existed. Mandela thing.
Thus neither did this message to the high school kids.
"We thought it was cool"
Thus neither did this message to the high school kids.
"We thought it was cool"
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There is a weird thing in social media now where people are claiming the fruit of the loom cornucopia never existed. Mandela thing.
Thus neither did this message to the high school kids.
"We thought it was cool"
Thus neither did this message to the high school kids.
"We thought it was cool"
He's being dementia gaslit by his own people that it's good to do stuff like this.
Meanwhile they get off on being cruel
Meanwhile they get off on being cruel
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
He's being dementia gaslit by his own people that it's good to do stuff like this.
Meanwhile they get off on being cruel
Meanwhile they get off on being cruel
But he had a great Gatsby party last night and upgraded to Saddam's bathroom!!
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
But he had a great Gatsby party last night and upgraded to Saddam's bathroom!!
Ernest Scared Stupid is definitely an Ernest movie but it is harmless and goofy enough especially for 2025 kids with no reference on the everpresence of Jim Varney Ernest movies backintheday
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ernest Scared Stupid is definitely an Ernest movie but it is harmless and goofy enough especially for 2025 kids with no reference on the everpresence of Jim Varney Ernest movies backintheday
Maga, white grievance, and fascist playbook. They can only see themselves as the true victim.
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Maga, white grievance, and fascist playbook. They can only see themselves as the true victim.
Yeah the crazy white uncle spouting the n word just to get a reaction.
Definitely in a way that I must go far away from this guy.
Definitely in a way that I must go far away from this guy.
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Yeah the crazy white uncle spouting the n word just to get a reaction.
Definitely in a way that I must go far away from this guy.
Definitely in a way that I must go far away from this guy.
Every accusation is a confession
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Every accusation is a confession
"Risks sliding."
Look, you pussies, stop using language like this. We are there already.
Look, you pussies, stop using language like this. We are there already.
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"Risks sliding."
Look, you pussies, stop using language like this. We are there already.
Look, you pussies, stop using language like this. We are there already.
Holy shit. He's still going on about fucking steam catapults in 2025.
This was on greatest hits vol 1
This was on greatest hits vol 1
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Holy shit. He's still going on about fucking steam catapults in 2025.
This was on greatest hits vol 1
This was on greatest hits vol 1
Well we will always have this
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Well we will always have this
They don't want to end it. Not really.
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They don't want to end it. Not really.
Ye Olde Subway Shoppe
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ye Olde Subway Shoppe
Dems are still playing by a playbook that's 50 years out of date. Cool that he did that. But. Like, what was the result supposed to be?
October 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Dems are still playing by a playbook that's 50 years out of date. Cool that he did that. But. Like, what was the result supposed to be?
Well we "made him" do it, after all, what with those protests
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Well we "made him" do it, after all, what with those protests
One Saturday every four months does not energize.
All of June's momentum wasted.
All of June's momentum wasted.
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
One Saturday every four months does not energize.
All of June's momentum wasted.
All of June's momentum wasted.
Yeah but queen Jesus here didn't say "basket"
So, suck it, libs.
So, suck it, libs.
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yeah but queen Jesus here didn't say "basket"
So, suck it, libs.
So, suck it, libs.