Mr Bob Knife
@bobknife.bsky.social
Keep You Safe Club, 91-96, 03-18. Microsoft refugee 96-04. Helped launch MSN, Expedia, MSNBC, Slate, and tons of awful stuff. I have bad jokes. Will use.
I went to all boys Catholic high school just outside of Dallas. In 1982, an ultra fundamental Christian school from Longview canceled a football game with us because we had girl cheerleaders with typical cheerleader length skirts. Our headmaster even got interviewed on GMA about it. 1/
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I went to all boys Catholic high school just outside of Dallas. In 1982, an ultra fundamental Christian school from Longview canceled a football game with us because we had girl cheerleaders with typical cheerleader length skirts. Our headmaster even got interviewed on GMA about it. 1/
I was 37 and was trying to find the WMDs.
I had a high school English teacher in a Midwest suburb in the early 1990s who had us write our responses to the article of our choice from The New Yorker.
I — as a closeted high school senior — chose an article about the stigma of AIDS in Japan.
I — as a closeted high school senior — chose an article about the stigma of AIDS in Japan.
my sister was radicalized by her sophomore year US history teacher at our all-girls Catholic high school, who announced on day 1 of class "I am a pacifist" and taught the history of America war by war
that was the beginning of Cat's interest in studying Vietnam and a fundamental shift in thinking
that was the beginning of Cat's interest in studying Vietnam and a fundamental shift in thinking
September 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I was 37 and was trying to find the WMDs.
Top. Men.
HIRONO: What are the names of the people who replaced them in those positions?
PATEL: The cyber branch is one of the most important at the FBI
HIRONO: Who has those positions?
PATEL: Supremely qualified individuals
HIRONO: Names?
PATEL You're not getting them
HIRONO: You don't know
PATEL: The cyber branch is one of the most important at the FBI
HIRONO: Who has those positions?
PATEL: Supremely qualified individuals
HIRONO: Names?
PATEL You're not getting them
HIRONO: You don't know
September 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Top. Men.
We are fucking lost.
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We are fucking lost.
A bomb went off over at Threads and the ChristoKirk bot army took over weeping tears of Jesus. Holy crap I've not seen that place explode with fakery at that level
September 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A bomb went off over at Threads and the ChristoKirk bot army took over weeping tears of Jesus. Holy crap I've not seen that place explode with fakery at that level
Former early 20-something camp counselor in Central Texas (right after Comfort) to today's counselors being forced into hearing all the FAFO stuff: we see you. We know your heroism. Take care of yourselves knowing that you did your best. People are mad and shocked, rightfully so. It isn't you.
July 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Former early 20-something camp counselor in Central Texas (right after Comfort) to today's counselors being forced into hearing all the FAFO stuff: we see you. We know your heroism. Take care of yourselves knowing that you did your best. People are mad and shocked, rightfully so. It isn't you.
I'm sad this person turned off replies because I REALLY wanted to know what she doompity did
April 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm sad this person turned off replies because I REALLY wanted to know what she doompity did
Hopefully people understand that this can't be a one off performative play. This isn't a photo opp. This isn't about pink pussy hats. This needs to be the start of something much bigger.
April 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hopefully people understand that this can't be a one off performative play. This isn't a photo opp. This isn't about pink pussy hats. This needs to be the start of something much bigger.
While I was at Texas Tech in the mid 80s, I spent a semester working at the college radio station KTXT. Because we were at 88.1, our slogan was "All the way to the left". I've recently wondered whether they changed that.
It was a very fun gig.
It was a very fun gig.
March 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
While I was at Texas Tech in the mid 80s, I spent a semester working at the college radio station KTXT. Because we were at 88.1, our slogan was "All the way to the left". I've recently wondered whether they changed that.
It was a very fun gig.
It was a very fun gig.
Pitchbot wept.
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@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Pitchbot wept.
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
I remember this energy before the election. It is still there and hopefully bigger. Something needs to be different this time.
We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
Overflow crowd for Bernie/AOC rally in Greeley, CO — the small one today, big one is in Denver later
March 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I remember this energy before the election. It is still there and hopefully bigger. Something needs to be different this time.
Reposted by Mr Bob Knife
Report: DOGE staffers energized by potential invasion of Canada because so many of their girlfriends live there.
March 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Report: DOGE staffers energized by potential invasion of Canada because so many of their girlfriends live there.
The morning of 9/11, my ex wife called me to see if I knew what was happening (pacific time).
9/12, the United States of America called me back to serve.
In 2004, I helped look for the fabled wmd.
This motherfucker? Laughing about Ukraine? Oh hell no. No.
9/12, the United States of America called me back to serve.
In 2004, I helped look for the fabled wmd.
This motherfucker? Laughing about Ukraine? Oh hell no. No.
HANNITY: The Biden administration called Putin every name in the book
JD VANCE: And he still invaded anyway! hah hah hah
JD VANCE: And he still invaded anyway! hah hah hah
March 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The morning of 9/11, my ex wife called me to see if I knew what was happening (pacific time).
9/12, the United States of America called me back to serve.
In 2004, I helped look for the fabled wmd.
This motherfucker? Laughing about Ukraine? Oh hell no. No.
9/12, the United States of America called me back to serve.
In 2004, I helped look for the fabled wmd.
This motherfucker? Laughing about Ukraine? Oh hell no. No.
How is it that AI is being forced on all of us, everywhere, BUT AUTOCORRECT IS GETTING STUPIDER?
February 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
How is it that AI is being forced on all of us, everywhere, BUT AUTOCORRECT IS GETTING STUPIDER?
If you are old, you remember that when movies showed up on TV, they were edited. Bad stuff was removed... but sometimes a scene was added from the cutting room floor.
My favorite example was Fast Times. The TV version ADDED THE ABORTION SCENE WITH A JOKE BY THE DOCTOR. No shit.
My favorite example was Fast Times. The TV version ADDED THE ABORTION SCENE WITH A JOKE BY THE DOCTOR. No shit.
January 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If you are old, you remember that when movies showed up on TV, they were edited. Bad stuff was removed... but sometimes a scene was added from the cutting room floor.
My favorite example was Fast Times. The TV version ADDED THE ABORTION SCENE WITH A JOKE BY THE DOCTOR. No shit.
My favorite example was Fast Times. The TV version ADDED THE ABORTION SCENE WITH A JOKE BY THE DOCTOR. No shit.
Good morning
You can no longer search the Democrat tag on Instagram. You can still search republican and Maga. How about dem eggs
You can no longer search the Democrat tag on Instagram. You can still search republican and Maga. How about dem eggs
January 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Good morning
You can no longer search the Democrat tag on Instagram. You can still search republican and Maga. How about dem eggs
You can no longer search the Democrat tag on Instagram. You can still search republican and Maga. How about dem eggs
Anyone aghast at Zuck's douchebag heel turn clearly hasn't been paying attention.
He has been that ALL ALONG. We know this.
He has been that ALL ALONG. We know this.
January 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Anyone aghast at Zuck's douchebag heel turn clearly hasn't been paying attention.
He has been that ALL ALONG. We know this.
He has been that ALL ALONG. We know this.
Because zuck is a big pussy.
Q: Do you think Zuckerberg is responding to the threats you've made to him in the past?
TRUMP: Probably. Yeah. Probably.
TRUMP: Probably. Yeah. Probably.
January 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Because zuck is a big pussy.
"Dysentery is very contagious and can spread through contaminated food or water, or through oral-anal sexual contact."
Da fuq yall doing on the Oregon Trail???
Da fuq yall doing on the Oregon Trail???
December 30, 2024 at 3:55 PM
"Dysentery is very contagious and can spread through contaminated food or water, or through oral-anal sexual contact."
Da fuq yall doing on the Oregon Trail???
Da fuq yall doing on the Oregon Trail???
Nobody remembers that it was ABC that gave us both schoolhouse rock AND Timer. Like wtf were CBS and NBC even doing?
December 24, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Nobody remembers that it was ABC that gave us both schoolhouse rock AND Timer. Like wtf were CBS and NBC even doing?
On this day 12 years ago, I had a stroke. The good news was that I had it during a procedure at the hospital. I woke up the next day, Christmas Eve, unable to speak, unable to balance, and partially paralyzed on my left side. 1/
December 23, 2024 at 8:36 PM
On this day 12 years ago, I had a stroke. The good news was that I had it during a procedure at the hospital. I woke up the next day, Christmas Eve, unable to speak, unable to balance, and partially paralyzed on my left side. 1/
I respect Judd, vaguely anyway. But what the hell man. Yes, yall, don't "steal" posts. And at the same time, stop acting like taking a screenshot and providing a Lil comment is "work". And as screenshots go... it's a screenshot. Is this really copying?
It is poor form to steal someone else's Bluesky posts, down to copying my screenshot, without any credit
Left (8:55 AM); Right (9:06 AM)
This is engagement farming and it results in people following folks who engage in this kind of unethical practice, rather than people putting in the work
Left (8:55 AM); Right (9:06 AM)
This is engagement farming and it results in people following folks who engage in this kind of unethical practice, rather than people putting in the work
December 17, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I respect Judd, vaguely anyway. But what the hell man. Yes, yall, don't "steal" posts. And at the same time, stop acting like taking a screenshot and providing a Lil comment is "work". And as screenshots go... it's a screenshot. Is this really copying?
Man, I thought people in threads and bsky acting like know-it-alls about the CEO shootings was peak Inspector Clouseau
Then it started coming up in LinkedIn. Holy crap.
(I'm not checking xitter. I already know the Clouseau situation there)
Then it started coming up in LinkedIn. Holy crap.
(I'm not checking xitter. I already know the Clouseau situation there)
December 9, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Man, I thought people in threads and bsky acting like know-it-alls about the CEO shootings was peak Inspector Clouseau
Then it started coming up in LinkedIn. Holy crap.
(I'm not checking xitter. I already know the Clouseau situation there)
Then it started coming up in LinkedIn. Holy crap.
(I'm not checking xitter. I already know the Clouseau situation there)
This aggression will not stand, man.
December 8, 2024 at 9:33 PM
This aggression will not stand, man.