Bob Pastorella
@bobpastorella.com
Co-host of the This Is Horror podcast. Author of THEY’RE WATCHING (with Michael David Wilson). My vampire novel, THE SMALL HOURS, is available now. Anti-A.I.
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Um … you guys … this book, well tome is quite accurate, is one big ass chonk of a book. 900 plus pages and it weighs about 10 pounds.
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Um … you guys … this book, well tome is quite accurate, is one big ass chonk of a book. 900 plus pages and it weighs about 10 pounds.
You have less than 4 hours to get THE SMALL HOURS, my splatterpunk vampire novel, for 26% off over at @ghoulish.bsky.social.
It's funny, it's horny, and it's very, very bloody.
Get your now: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
It's funny, it's horny, and it's very, very bloody.
Get your now: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
You have less than 4 hours to get THE SMALL HOURS, my splatterpunk vampire novel, for 26% off over at @ghoulish.bsky.social.
It's funny, it's horny, and it's very, very bloody.
Get your now: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
It's funny, it's horny, and it's very, very bloody.
Get your now: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
It’s been a while since I played Skyrim.
Here we go!
Well, in a bit.
Here we go!
Well, in a bit.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It’s been a while since I played Skyrim.
Here we go!
Well, in a bit.
Here we go!
Well, in a bit.
New esoteric reference reading material.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
New esoteric reference reading material.
New glasses came in today.
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
New glasses came in today.
THE SMALL HOURS, my splatterpunk vampire novel from @ghoulish.bsky.social, is funny, horny, and very bloody. With amazing cover art from @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social.
Get yours here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Get yours here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
THE SMALL HOURS, my splatterpunk vampire novel from @ghoulish.bsky.social, is funny, horny, and very bloody. With amazing cover art from @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social.
Get yours here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Get yours here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
THE SMALL HOURS, a splatterpunk vampire novel by Bob Pastorella, published by @ghoulish.bsky.social, released 9/30/25, is eligible for awards, such as the splatterpunk awards.
Just email your splatterpunk nominations to [email protected] before December 31, 2025.
Thanks!
Just email your splatterpunk nominations to [email protected] before December 31, 2025.
Thanks!
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
THE SMALL HOURS, a splatterpunk vampire novel by Bob Pastorella, published by @ghoulish.bsky.social, released 9/30/25, is eligible for awards, such as the splatterpunk awards.
Just email your splatterpunk nominations to [email protected] before December 31, 2025.
Thanks!
Just email your splatterpunk nominations to [email protected] before December 31, 2025.
Thanks!
THE SMALL HOURS, a splatterpunk vampire novel written by me and published by @ghoulish.bsky.social, is elligible for awards ... like the Splatterpunk Awards, for example.
Available here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Available here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
THE SMALL HOURS, a splatterpunk vampire novel written by me and published by @ghoulish.bsky.social, is elligible for awards ... like the Splatterpunk Awards, for example.
Available here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Available here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
The saw is family!
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The saw is family!
Of course, while I'm working on my WIP, my imagination gets snagged and now I'm working on a sequel to THE SMALL HOURS. No promises, but let me if Jay and Willi are ready for another funny, horny, and gory adventure.
THE SMALL HOURS available at @ghoulish.bsky.social.
ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
THE SMALL HOURS available at @ghoulish.bsky.social.
ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Of course, while I'm working on my WIP, my imagination gets snagged and now I'm working on a sequel to THE SMALL HOURS. No promises, but let me if Jay and Willi are ready for another funny, horny, and gory adventure.
THE SMALL HOURS available at @ghoulish.bsky.social.
ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
THE SMALL HOURS available at @ghoulish.bsky.social.
ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Correct me if I'm doing this wrong, but my splatterpunk novel THE SMALL HOURS, from @ghoulish.bsky.social, is eligible for awards ... like the Splatterpunk Awards, for one example.
Thanks!
Thanks!
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Correct me if I'm doing this wrong, but my splatterpunk novel THE SMALL HOURS, from @ghoulish.bsky.social, is eligible for awards ... like the Splatterpunk Awards, for one example.
Thanks!
Thanks!
"Bob Pastorella’s debut solo novel, THE SMALL HOURS combines the pot-smoking antics of DAZED AND CONFUSED with paranormal detective CONSTANTINE." --Jess Hagemann, author of the recently released MOTHER-EATING.
Splatterpunk vampires from @ghoulish.bsky.social
Here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Splatterpunk vampires from @ghoulish.bsky.social
Here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Bob Pastorella’s debut solo novel, THE SMALL HOURS combines the pot-smoking antics of DAZED AND CONFUSED with paranormal detective CONSTANTINE." --Jess Hagemann, author of the recently released MOTHER-EATING.
Splatterpunk vampires from @ghoulish.bsky.social
Here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Splatterpunk vampires from @ghoulish.bsky.social
Here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Read the book @thisishorror.bsky.social said was like a sexed up Peter Jackson scare fest.
Grab your copy here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
THE SMALL HOURS. A splatterpunk vampire novel, from @ghoulish.bsky.social, cover art by @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social.
It's funny, horny, and very bloody!
Grab your copy here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
THE SMALL HOURS. A splatterpunk vampire novel, from @ghoulish.bsky.social, cover art by @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social.
It's funny, horny, and very bloody!
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Read the book @thisishorror.bsky.social said was like a sexed up Peter Jackson scare fest.
Grab your copy here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
THE SMALL HOURS. A splatterpunk vampire novel, from @ghoulish.bsky.social, cover art by @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social.
It's funny, horny, and very bloody!
Grab your copy here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
THE SMALL HOURS. A splatterpunk vampire novel, from @ghoulish.bsky.social, cover art by @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social.
It's funny, horny, and very bloody!
My splatterpunk vampire novel THE SMALL HOURS is out now!
Urban Dread
Backyard Noir
Dracula Retelling (what?)
Cover art by the amazing Betty Rocksteady (@bettyrocksteady.bsky.social)
Get yours from @ghoulish.bsky.social here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
It's funny, horny, and very very bloody!
Urban Dread
Backyard Noir
Dracula Retelling (what?)
Cover art by the amazing Betty Rocksteady (@bettyrocksteady.bsky.social)
Get yours from @ghoulish.bsky.social here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
It's funny, horny, and very very bloody!
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My splatterpunk vampire novel THE SMALL HOURS is out now!
Urban Dread
Backyard Noir
Dracula Retelling (what?)
Cover art by the amazing Betty Rocksteady (@bettyrocksteady.bsky.social)
Get yours from @ghoulish.bsky.social here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
It's funny, horny, and very very bloody!
Urban Dread
Backyard Noir
Dracula Retelling (what?)
Cover art by the amazing Betty Rocksteady (@bettyrocksteady.bsky.social)
Get yours from @ghoulish.bsky.social here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
It's funny, horny, and very very bloody!
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Time for a DOUBLE FEATURE!
Two films, both remakes, that surpass the originals in style and presentation, and the originals are classics in their own way. I'm talking about INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS and THE FLY.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Time for a DOUBLE FEATURE!
Two films, both remakes, that surpass the originals in style and presentation, and the originals are classics in their own way. I'm talking about INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS and THE FLY.
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Time for a DOUBLE FEATURE!
Two films, both remakes, that surpass the originals in style and presentation, and the originals are classics in their own way. I'm talking about INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS and THE FLY.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Time for a DOUBLE FEATURE!
Two films, both remakes, that surpass the originals in style and presentation, and the originals are classics in their own way. I'm talking about INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS and THE FLY.
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 30
THE THING, one of two horror remakes that surpass the original films, and this one sets the benchmark for practical effects still used today. I first saw this on Cinemax on a Sunday evening decades ago and it became an instant all-time favorite film.
Day 30
THE THING, one of two horror remakes that surpass the original films, and this one sets the benchmark for practical effects still used today. I first saw this on Cinemax on a Sunday evening decades ago and it became an instant all-time favorite film.
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 30
THE THING, one of two horror remakes that surpass the original films, and this one sets the benchmark for practical effects still used today. I first saw this on Cinemax on a Sunday evening decades ago and it became an instant all-time favorite film.
Day 30
THE THING, one of two horror remakes that surpass the original films, and this one sets the benchmark for practical effects still used today. I first saw this on Cinemax on a Sunday evening decades ago and it became an instant all-time favorite film.
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 29
The first time I saw ALIEN was on The Movie Channel years after it released in the theater, so it already had a stellar reputation. Today, it is considered a classic in the genre, and one of the scariest films ever made.
The calm before the storm.
Day 29
The first time I saw ALIEN was on The Movie Channel years after it released in the theater, so it already had a stellar reputation. Today, it is considered a classic in the genre, and one of the scariest films ever made.
The calm before the storm.
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 29
The first time I saw ALIEN was on The Movie Channel years after it released in the theater, so it already had a stellar reputation. Today, it is considered a classic in the genre, and one of the scariest films ever made.
The calm before the storm.
Day 29
The first time I saw ALIEN was on The Movie Channel years after it released in the theater, so it already had a stellar reputation. Today, it is considered a classic in the genre, and one of the scariest films ever made.
The calm before the storm.
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 28
Okay folks, we're in the homestretch.
Welcome to FRIGHT NIGHT ... for real. I love this movie so much it inspired my own vampire novel, THE SMALL HOURS, available now through @ghoulish.bsky.social.
Get it: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Day 28
Okay folks, we're in the homestretch.
Welcome to FRIGHT NIGHT ... for real. I love this movie so much it inspired my own vampire novel, THE SMALL HOURS, available now through @ghoulish.bsky.social.
Get it: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
October 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 28
Okay folks, we're in the homestretch.
Welcome to FRIGHT NIGHT ... for real. I love this movie so much it inspired my own vampire novel, THE SMALL HOURS, available now through @ghoulish.bsky.social.
Get it: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
Day 28
Okay folks, we're in the homestretch.
Welcome to FRIGHT NIGHT ... for real. I love this movie so much it inspired my own vampire novel, THE SMALL HOURS, available now through @ghoulish.bsky.social.
Get it: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 27
THE NIGHT STALKER, both the films and the series, captivated my attention when I was younger. 6 year-old me was so pissed when it was cancelled I wanted my dad to call the tv station and demand they put it back on.
Day 27
THE NIGHT STALKER, both the films and the series, captivated my attention when I was younger. 6 year-old me was so pissed when it was cancelled I wanted my dad to call the tv station and demand they put it back on.
October 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 27
THE NIGHT STALKER, both the films and the series, captivated my attention when I was younger. 6 year-old me was so pissed when it was cancelled I wanted my dad to call the tv station and demand they put it back on.
Day 27
THE NIGHT STALKER, both the films and the series, captivated my attention when I was younger. 6 year-old me was so pissed when it was cancelled I wanted my dad to call the tv station and demand they put it back on.
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 26
Another polarizing film, I absolutely loved BRING HER BACK. Raw, brutal, intense, and steeped in the occult. People messing with things that are better left alone.
Day 26
Another polarizing film, I absolutely loved BRING HER BACK. Raw, brutal, intense, and steeped in the occult. People messing with things that are better left alone.
October 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 26
Another polarizing film, I absolutely loved BRING HER BACK. Raw, brutal, intense, and steeped in the occult. People messing with things that are better left alone.
Day 26
Another polarizing film, I absolutely loved BRING HER BACK. Raw, brutal, intense, and steeped in the occult. People messing with things that are better left alone.
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 25
Another polarizing film, HEREDITARY is one of those films people either love or love to hate. I personally love it.
Day 25
Another polarizing film, HEREDITARY is one of those films people either love or love to hate. I personally love it.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 25
Another polarizing film, HEREDITARY is one of those films people either love or love to hate. I personally love it.
Day 25
Another polarizing film, HEREDITARY is one of those films people either love or love to hate. I personally love it.
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 24
This is a very polarizing film, but I really enjoyed TALK TO ME. I love that it's part of a larger world the Philippou Bros. are creating, a world where the occult not only works but is a thing that can be bought and traded...so many fucked up things to mess with there.
Day 24
This is a very polarizing film, but I really enjoyed TALK TO ME. I love that it's part of a larger world the Philippou Bros. are creating, a world where the occult not only works but is a thing that can be bought and traded...so many fucked up things to mess with there.
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 24
This is a very polarizing film, but I really enjoyed TALK TO ME. I love that it's part of a larger world the Philippou Bros. are creating, a world where the occult not only works but is a thing that can be bought and traded...so many fucked up things to mess with there.
Day 24
This is a very polarizing film, but I really enjoyed TALK TO ME. I love that it's part of a larger world the Philippou Bros. are creating, a world where the occult not only works but is a thing that can be bought and traded...so many fucked up things to mess with there.
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 23
Do you read Sutter Cane?
Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS is the epitome of fun, weird, cosmic, meta horror. I love it so much. Recently got the new Sutter Cane book (yes, it's real) going to dig into it soon.
Day 23
Do you read Sutter Cane?
Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS is the epitome of fun, weird, cosmic, meta horror. I love it so much. Recently got the new Sutter Cane book (yes, it's real) going to dig into it soon.
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 23
Do you read Sutter Cane?
Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS is the epitome of fun, weird, cosmic, meta horror. I love it so much. Recently got the new Sutter Cane book (yes, it's real) going to dig into it soon.
Day 23
Do you read Sutter Cane?
Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS is the epitome of fun, weird, cosmic, meta horror. I love it so much. Recently got the new Sutter Cane book (yes, it's real) going to dig into it soon.
Hot and Saucy!
My splatterpunk debut solo novel THE SMALL HOURS (out now from @ghoulish.bsky.social) is funny, horny, and very bloody.
Cover art by @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social .
Get it : ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
My splatterpunk debut solo novel THE SMALL HOURS (out now from @ghoulish.bsky.social) is funny, horny, and very bloody.
Cover art by @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social .
Get it : ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Hot and Saucy!
My splatterpunk debut solo novel THE SMALL HOURS (out now from @ghoulish.bsky.social) is funny, horny, and very bloody.
Cover art by @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social .
Get it : ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
My splatterpunk debut solo novel THE SMALL HOURS (out now from @ghoulish.bsky.social) is funny, horny, and very bloody.
Cover art by @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social .
Get it : ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 22
You will be absolutely terrified when you watch TERRIFIED, Demián Rugna's first horror film.
Day 22
You will be absolutely terrified when you watch TERRIFIED, Demián Rugna's first horror film.
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
Day 22
You will be absolutely terrified when you watch TERRIFIED, Demián Rugna's first horror film.
Day 22
You will be absolutely terrified when you watch TERRIFIED, Demián Rugna's first horror film.