Cilantro is like $0.79 for a huge bunch

SPACE DISC
IS TOTALLY CANCELED

Sometimes I’ll flub a joke and try a few different spins on it, then realize my wife can hear me from the other room and get embarrassed in a deeply inexplicable way

I give CLE presentations semi-regularly at work where one of my main goals is to sound natural/conversational, and it usually takes a half-dozen practice runthroughs before I’m even close

Dick Armey

Oh sorry I forgot step zero: run in a district you do not live in

One of the big problems of modernity is that posting is instantaneous and politics very much isn’t and instead of working on their patience people fall into despair when things don’t happen as fast as they think it should

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Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making radical media and documentation structures and I saw one of the radical media and documentation structures and the radical media and documentation structure looked at me

Fun personal lore: got an email forward from my dad a couple of weeks ago comparing this quote to Mussolini

She seems awesome, I’ve never seen her in anything where she wasn’t the best part of it

I get it but I think it’s fine when the other side is literally Nazi Germany

The story about how he lost his hand/got his Medal of Honor is the most badass shit imaginable

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Many people are calling this Stancil Thought with Dugnutt characteristics, and they’re saying no one has ever synthesized things like this before

I asked her if she knew she was a cat and she started barking at me