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*knock knock knock*

"everything okay in there?"

"yeah man, just having kind of a ..."
"ruff poo" is what this shampoo bottle now says, because it's being partially eclipsed by a different bottle
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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there are a few things we need to talk about
Room with walls splashed with blood and text saying “Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent."
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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oh cool The Head is now just making proclamations and decrees as if his word is law
stillframe from the MTV animated series The Head (1994). the main character Jim has a giant egg-shaped head and is pointing into the distance. Roy, the purple alien who lives in Jim's head, is standing next to Jim with a hand on Jim's shoulder.
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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retvrn
photo of an exhibit in an Irish museum of a carved turnip which was traditionally used for halloween decoration/creepiness. the turnip has hollowed-out eyes and a hollowed-out mouth with teeth and a bit of a carved nose. it's pale, stark, and unsettling in a way that deeply speaks to me
October 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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the guy from the tucker carlson documentary who's bared assed and irradiating his genitals with some sort of Device
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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a chick tract altered so Jesus is saying "how big god's hog???" the caption at the bottom reads: "They hated Jesus because He told them the truth."
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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screenshot of Elizabeth Taylor looking fabulous and saying passionately, "And it so angered me that I finally thought to myself, 'Bitch, do something yourself.'"
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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screenshot from Shirokuma Cafe of Polar Bear wearing sunglasses and holding a microphone like a rock star. the subtitle reads "Everybody's in despair"
September 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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screenshot of a tweet by @hotgirlhala, text reads: "this does not help your cause" - guy who hates you and your cause
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
a photo of a ginger cat in a weird pose. you cannot see it's ears or anything besides it's front limbs, chest/neck, and face. it looks cylindrical and slightly elongated? but not like it was photoshopped, just like a cat in a weird pose.
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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i put on this hat, my cat came into the room, i looked at her, she looked at me and did one of these, so i think it's working!
image of the "sabo cat", a black cat with arched back, hackles raised, and tail puff out
August 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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my Old Gods Of Appalachia kickstarter bits are trickling in and oooo LORDT do i love this hat. im even thinking about keeping the cool woodcut tag on it. the book is also pretty cool 💀
a photo of a black denim ball cap with a "leather" patch with the Old Gods of Appalachia logo, deer antlers, and the words "DEEPER STILL" etched into it the same hat but now you can see the brass rivet with the Old Gods of Appalachia tentacles logo on the crown of the hat a photo of the cover of the book "Dig Your Own Grave: Old Gods of Appalachia Roleplaying Game" by Shanna Germain. The cover features an illustration of some people of different races and genders in 1930s clothing with shovels (presumably digging their own graves) in the foreground and in the background there's some shadowy eldritch shit happening. a suggested emoji mashup thingy of an angry? sad? disappointed? cephalopod holding a skull that popped up on my phone keyboard and seems extremely fitting
August 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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some good shit i seent lately
photo of a sticker on the back of a street sign. it's got the face of the prez accompanied by text that reads "if not fascist why fascist shape?" a photo of a bumper sticker, it reads "how's my driving? how does an engine even work? why would a loving god cause such agony?" a photo of someone's front yard. there is a ten-foot skeleton that has many tiny skeletons clinging to it in various poses a photo of a sticker on a metal light pole. it's the classic Olde Ynternette image of "Mr COOL ICE" except it's been altered to say "Mr FUCK ICE" instead
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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effortlessly maintaining goblin vibes
screenshot of Labyrinth (1986). during the climactic battle in Goblin City, a goblin breaking the 4th wall & looking directly at the camera says "I've had enough. I'm going to bed." the same goblin still in the middle of the battle in Goblin City going into a small house, presumably to go to bed.
August 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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that's right
an online poll for a Pride Month event where the choices are "GAY" and "ALSO GAY" and after 2500 votes the results are 50% for "GAY" and 50% for "ALSO GAY"
July 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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out: office siren
in: work-from-home gnome
a black dry-erase board with a drawing of fly agaric mushrooms popping out of a patch of moss. text on the board reads "this meeting could have been a moss-covered forest floor"
June 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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without downloading any pics where are you mentally
stillframe from "Inglourious Basterds" of Donny Donowitz holding his baseball bat
May 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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happy may day! 💐🔥
stillframe of a large wicker man ablaze with the sea and sunset in the background from The Wicker Man (1973).
May 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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a tumblr post: (repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi
December 28, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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photo of the very large Gävle Goat in Sweden, made of strawbales held together with chicken wire. The Gävle Goat is very famously set on fire illicitly (some might say paganly) every year around the winter solstice. text around the photo reads: IF YOU'RE COLD SHE'S COLD. SET HER ON FIRE
December 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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title screen of the old RoboCop video game with text i added using foone's generator: remember when RoboCop shot that dude in the dick
December 9, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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they've got gluten free jaffa cakes, lads
3 gluten free jaffa cakes on a saucer next to a cup of earl grey tea with oat milk
December 9, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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hell yeah Dublin
Saoirse don Phalaistín
sticker made to look like the Guinness Stout logo. text reads: Palestine Original 1948 / Freedom & Justice / Equality & Return. Ireland-Palestine Solidarity Campaign
December 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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the horrors are neverending but you've got to serve
photo of my manicure: shiny black slightly-pointed nails with silver stars, made to look like the night sky
November 9, 2024 at 5:25 AM