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our local porn theatre is now an art museum annex. one of the seediest strips in town is now fully scrubbed clean, family/tourist-friendly and full of "luxury" apartments 😭😭😭
my childhood liquor store has become an ice cream store!! we’re being gentrified!! (and the gun store next to it is now a coffee shop)!
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
our local porn theatre is now an art museum annex. one of the seediest strips in town is now fully scrubbed clean, family/tourist-friendly and full of "luxury" apartments 😭😭😭
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
"weird" al AND jorma absolutely whipping ass 😭😭😭
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"weird" al AND jorma absolutely whipping ass 😭😭😭
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
i just tempered an egg to add to the cheez sauce of my mac n chee where is my michelin star
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i just tempered an egg to add to the cheez sauce of my mac n chee where is my michelin star
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my number 1 song of the year was Shitting Out My DooDoo Ass by the Fart Gang
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
my number 1 song of the year was Shitting Out My DooDoo Ass by the Fart Gang
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
every clause of this post is worse than the last
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
every clause of this post is worse than the last
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November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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when he's right, he's right
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
when he's right, he's right
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”
*knock knock knock*
"everything okay in there?"
"yeah man, just having kind of a ..."
"everything okay in there?"
"yeah man, just having kind of a ..."
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
*knock knock knock*
"everything okay in there?"
"yeah man, just having kind of a ..."
"everything okay in there?"
"yeah man, just having kind of a ..."
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LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
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November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
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✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
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lo-fi beats to wash ur disgusting ass to
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
lo-fi beats to wash ur disgusting ass to
today was Phone Call Day and i spent over 2 hrs on hold with various institutions and now an order of masala dosa + sambar, pakoras & aloo gobi will absolutely cure my ailments & maladies
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
today was Phone Call Day and i spent over 2 hrs on hold with various institutions and now an order of masala dosa + sambar, pakoras & aloo gobi will absolutely cure my ailments & maladies