Jackie Kashian
@jackiekashian.bsky.social
🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian
📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more!
🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more!
🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
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We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...
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Breaking: Weird Al thinks Mad Magazine sucks for relying too much on parody.
Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino has said The Hunger Games "ripped off" Battle Royale, and expressed surprise that the Japanese writer of the cult classic original didn’t sue The Hunger Games author Suzanne Collins. https://bit.ly/44fDUkf
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Breaking: Weird Al thinks Mad Magazine sucks for relying too much on parody.
Thankful to all the fans who support the dork forest and jackie and laurie and my standup and every damn thing I take part in and themz that come out and see us live. You are the, literal, best. Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Thankful to all the fans who support the dork forest and jackie and laurie and my standup and every damn thing I take part in and themz that come out and see us live. You are the, literal, best. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Everyone Trump has hired is an unqualified, mentally deficient, high/drunk af circus freak show of a human. ALL of them are nasty, shallow and evil. His BA for picking dumb trash is 1.000.
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Everyone Trump has hired is an unqualified, mentally deficient, high/drunk af circus freak show of a human. ALL of them are nasty, shallow and evil. His BA for picking dumb trash is 1.000.
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Doesn’t it suck when facts get in the way of a false narrative.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Doesn’t it suck when facts get in the way of a false narrative.
if i ran numbers i wouldn’t take odds on finding out the shooter was right wingnut desiring escalation
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
if i ran numbers i wouldn’t take odds on finding out the shooter was right wingnut desiring escalation
20 years of doing the dork forest - here’s the best guests with shitty audio from 2009 before the pre recording began. @frankconniff.bsky.social and eddie pepitone jackiekashianinc.bandcamp.com/album/free-f...
Free Flashback Episodes of TDF, by Jackie Kashian
18 track album
jackiekashianinc.bandcamp.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
20 years of doing the dork forest - here’s the best guests with shitty audio from 2009 before the pre recording began. @frankconniff.bsky.social and eddie pepitone jackiekashianinc.bandcamp.com/album/free-f...
All the new apartment buildings look the same (but are needed but DO look like people kennels) and it would help if there where a decoration on each. Kind of like “dingbat” apartments in LA in the 60’s but just a bit of clip art on the buildings. Like the nicest hood ornament on a dumb car…
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
All the new apartment buildings look the same (but are needed but DO look like people kennels) and it would help if there where a decoration on each. Kind of like “dingbat” apartments in LA in the 60’s but just a bit of clip art on the buildings. Like the nicest hood ornament on a dumb car…
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it's godzilla day. it's national sandwich day. it's national godzilla sandwich day
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
it's godzilla day. it's national sandwich day. it's national godzilla sandwich day
this is a GREAT name
Cover Reveal!
“The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy" arrives on August 4, 2026.
How extremist tech billionaires are dismantling democracy to crown themselves as kings—and what we can do about it.
Please pre-order! ➡️ www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
“The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy" arrives on August 4, 2026.
How extremist tech billionaires are dismantling democracy to crown themselves as kings—and what we can do about it.
Please pre-order! ➡️ www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
this is a GREAT name
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hey-if you can- from now on ;) (or until dec 2) - buy independent local and with cash (credit card companies blow) for the next week!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
hey-if you can- from now on ;) (or until dec 2) - buy independent local and with cash (credit card companies blow) for the next week!!
So Andy and I were talking about my health and I told him I’d rather blow it off and he could just start over and he said that, “while I know it’s a sunk-cost fallacy, I’m committed to us.” I KNEW it was funny but I still had to look up sunk-cost fallacy.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
So Andy and I were talking about my health and I told him I’d rather blow it off and he could just start over and he said that, “while I know it’s a sunk-cost fallacy, I’m committed to us.” I KNEW it was funny but I still had to look up sunk-cost fallacy.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Everyone knows data centers use a ton of water.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
AI’s water problem is worse than we thought
A new investigation reveals how Amazon is amplifying Oregon’s nitrate pollution crisis.
heated.world
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Everyone knows data centers use a ton of water.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
hey-if you can- from now on ;) (or until dec 2) - buy independent local and with cash (credit card companies blow) for the next week!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
hey-if you can- from now on ;) (or until dec 2) - buy independent local and with cash (credit card companies blow) for the next week!!
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Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
“We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
jesus - i know comedy is subjective but i would rather see a list of these six peoples 20favorote comedy movies of all time. variety.com/lists/best-c... it’s disparate
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
jesus - i know comedy is subjective but i would rather see a list of these six peoples 20favorote comedy movies of all time. variety.com/lists/best-c... it’s disparate
Indianapolis, San Jose, Burlington VT , Milwaukee WI and San Francisco are my last shows of the 2025 - hit the website for tix and info familypetancestry.com
Jackie Kashian
Jackie Kashian is a stand-up comedian who has been seen on Conan, Corden, HBO, Netflix, Comedy Central, and or heard on NPR and Audible. Touring 45 weeks a year, she calls it The Neverending Story Tou...
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November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Indianapolis, San Jose, Burlington VT , Milwaukee WI and San Francisco are my last shows of the 2025 - hit the website for tix and info familypetancestry.com
my friend and great comic! youtu.be/PS2p-ltMows?... just out!
Smashed Pancake - Tommy Ryman (Full Stand-Up Comedy Special)
YouTube video by Tommy Ryman
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
my friend and great comic! youtu.be/PS2p-ltMows?... just out!
my fave thing about Thunderbolts movie might be that they have no one on the team that is strategy.”mr soldier, what is the plan?” heh #delta
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my fave thing about Thunderbolts movie might be that they have no one on the team that is strategy.”mr soldier, what is the plan?” heh #delta
ha! thank you Rory Scovel. So good -
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ha! thank you Rory Scovel. So good -
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It's actually an Beetle. Some rental car employee in France truly didn't care AT ALL. Just let a dog rent a car to drive a bunch of children around.
Unclear how anyone operated the pedals and they did not care.
youtu.be/VIy8LOc6ZQs?...
Unclear how anyone operated the pedals and they did not care.
youtu.be/VIy8LOc6ZQs?...
Snoopy Drives to the Chateau
YouTube video by Joe Cool
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's actually an Beetle. Some rental car employee in France truly didn't care AT ALL. Just let a dog rent a car to drive a bunch of children around.
Unclear how anyone operated the pedals and they did not care.
youtu.be/VIy8LOc6ZQs?...
Unclear how anyone operated the pedals and they did not care.
youtu.be/VIy8LOc6ZQs?...
just buy local independent and with cash for 7-8 days. it might be amazing and you’ll be able to do it forever.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
just buy local independent and with cash for 7-8 days. it might be amazing and you’ll be able to do it forever.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin'
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
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Fuck all these guys. All of them are bullshit. Slotkin votes for Trump’s bs then says this…
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fuck all these guys. All of them are bullshit. Slotkin votes for Trump’s bs then says this…