samir 🦣
@boingoalivesamir.bsky.social
savage gorilla searching for meaning
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@boingoalivesamir.bsky.social
· Nov 22
a foolish man will complain about a hole in his pocket. a wise man will use it to scratch his balls
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Lmao my wife doesn't think that Olive Garden uses explosive tip ammunition in their anti material rifles 🤣🤣🤣
January 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Lmao my wife doesn't think that Olive Garden uses explosive tip ammunition in their anti material rifles 🤣🤣🤣
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Mega Man 3 is sloppy. SLOPPY video game, Mega Man 3. Ah, but we love it, don’t we folks?
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Mega Man 3 is sloppy. SLOPPY video game, Mega Man 3. Ah, but we love it, don’t we folks?
i engineered the first car with a soul and he was NOT very happy about it
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
i engineered the first car with a soul and he was NOT very happy about it
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One of my steam friends has started playing 4 different games in the last 10 minutes. godspeed
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
One of my steam friends has started playing 4 different games in the last 10 minutes. godspeed
it appears my enemy has been taken care of and their account gone. this is not just a win for samir, but a win for us all. celebrate tonight my friends. the streets are a little bit safer
beware of @twosidegamer.bsky.social . they have threatened me and have been trying to scam me for some time now
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
it appears my enemy has been taken care of and their account gone. this is not just a win for samir, but a win for us all. celebrate tonight my friends. the streets are a little bit safer
beware of @twosidegamer.bsky.social . they have threatened me and have been trying to scam me for some time now
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
beware of @twosidegamer.bsky.social . they have threatened me and have been trying to scam me for some time now
does the monkey have any respect for the bloon after all is said and done
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
does the monkey have any respect for the bloon after all is said and done
@tomfoolery--02.bsky.social come pick yo kids up
July 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
@tomfoolery--02.bsky.social come pick yo kids up
im building the first gay machine
July 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
im building the first gay machine
im riding a sinister horse with a dark ambition
June 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
im riding a sinister horse with a dark ambition
im the first patriot for planet earth. im in space saying how earth is the best planet in the universe
June 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
im the first patriot for planet earth. im in space saying how earth is the best planet in the universe
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June 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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i can’t wait for horrors beyond our comprehension to be advertised to us
May 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i can’t wait for horrors beyond our comprehension to be advertised to us
they got mangadex....i will never forgive the japanese for this...........
May 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
they got mangadex....i will never forgive the japanese for this...........
ive eaten the roast chicken of fortune
April 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
ive eaten the roast chicken of fortune
im just a man made from stone and granite trying to make a few bucks in this savage garden we call earth
April 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
im just a man made from stone and granite trying to make a few bucks in this savage garden we call earth
bro you have to trust me we ARE going to get that not guilty verdict you WILL walk free and you WILL NOT be burned in the fire bro
April 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
bro you have to trust me we ARE going to get that not guilty verdict you WILL walk free and you WILL NOT be burned in the fire bro
im in the human sciences building committing Horrors the likes of which you've never even thought of before. In a biologic way
April 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
im in the human sciences building committing Horrors the likes of which you've never even thought of before. In a biologic way
the mosquitos have returned, i say again, the mosquitos are back. the evil has returned,
April 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the mosquitos have returned, i say again, the mosquitos are back. the evil has returned,
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put my mysterious stone mask on baby feel my effects
April 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
put my mysterious stone mask on baby feel my effects
April 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
will you shut up please
February 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
will you shut up please