*pause*
Trump: BUT if I had sucked him it would have the been the greatest blowjob. I was talking with Hannity yesterday and y’know what he said, and this is true: “I know you’re straight but I can tell you give the sloppiest toppy”
*pause*
Trump: BUT if I had sucked him it would have the been the greatest blowjob. I was talking with Hannity yesterday and y’know what he said, and this is true: “I know you’re straight but I can tell you give the sloppiest toppy”
God: did the Ai posing as me just tell someone to use Draft Kings?
Satan:yep. And buy Bitcoin. You wanna smite em?
God: no, I’m just gonna leave
God: did the Ai posing as me just tell someone to use Draft Kings?
Satan:yep. And buy Bitcoin. You wanna smite em?
God: no, I’m just gonna leave
Doom Guy: oh c’mon! I just punched my CO, is that really worth a court martial?
“one marine who loves his pet Bunny”
DG: Bye Daisy, daddy’s gotta go to Mars!
“Is in for a bit of a surprise”
DG: hey I’m the new guy *dodges bullet* whoa you all take hazing seriously, huh?
“DOOM”
Doom Guy: oh c’mon! I just punched my CO, is that really worth a court martial?
“one marine who loves his pet Bunny”
DG: Bye Daisy, daddy’s gotta go to Mars!
“Is in for a bit of a surprise”
DG: hey I’m the new guy *dodges bullet* whoa you all take hazing seriously, huh?
“DOOM”