They must be getting very desperate to beat Zohran today if they were willing to sacrifice Dick Cheney to the blood god to make a shadow baby.

overrated: red velvet cake
underated: red velvet cheesecake

I was feeling apprehensive about SDCC pre-registration because the passes have become so expensive.

But then I realized how much more expensive everything else is now that Trump has destroyed the domestic US economy -- so now SDCC is basically affordable again.

I'm at a table in the #SDCC hospitality suite listening to a bunch of Star Trek industry people talking about how a bunch of archival production material was destroyed in the Pacific Palisades/Los Angeles fires.

Overheard a convo about the new regime in Syria and the guy was pronouncing Damascus like proboscis.

Any reflex I had to eavesdrop immediately evaporated.

I should practice writing my name in cursive with mustard on a hotdog.

Stoned and a little bit drunk, at four in the morning, eating a box of Domino's marbled cookie brownies.

FINALLY, a papacy that understands the importance of the Portillo's hotdog in the Tridentine Mass.

I only signed up for this today because whatever sins you commit on the extra day of a leap year doesn't count because it follows the rules of Brigadoon and will fade from memory.