Paving stones over the roses would be the exact landscaping move to make under American Zen Fascism.

Well, you've heard incredibly normal Maria Corina Machado. There's HAMAS in VENEZUELA.

Saving up sick days just in case the Pokémon farming game and Animal Crossing update are any good.

What color beret are you wearing to your inauguration?

And black tea. Specifically, pu-erh and lapsang souchong.

Horseshoe event horizon? Are the bronies inside the big-tent with us right now?

Remarkably stupid for somebody who collaborated with Barbara Ehrenreich.

Japanese short sleeve suits.

When I first opened it I had the dawning realization that Pokémon Scarlet and Violet (games set in an in-universe version of Spain) were using the tricolor (red, yellow, purple) of the Spanish Republic and left-wing partisans instead of the current monarchist flag.

I need a goddamn Excel spreadsheet to keep track of the concubines and their ladies-in-waiting. And I don't quite understand Jinshi's family situation. I gotta watch this again from beginning to end once I complete s2.

This is my Roman Empire.

As far as the other half of those core duties it's not like counterfeiting is gonna matter when they destroy the dollar as a reserve currency in favor of Federally backed crypto.

They did such a good job with JFK it's high time they got more responsibilities.

Gundam model kits are in Japanese but manage to offer more clarity.

The NRA as a social formation isn't capable of effectuating change one way or the other in a domestic sectarian conflict. They're a legacy organization w/ a reasonable degree of social prestige serving as a front for reactionary electoralism. If they could they'd favor white supremacy + fascism.

I'm convinced that RFK himself is a host or some kind of living sentient colony of bacteria, viruses, and funguses in homeostasis.

Splashing him/them with hand sanitizer would have the same effect as holy water to a vampire.

Botched reboot of G Gundam.

ASCII graphics on a Final Fantasy Tactics game guide never once told me that the game was woke because Agrias Oaks' armor didn't have a boob window.

Looked at a menu of a British fry restaurant once and the toppings they had looked like pictures of baby shit.