Bomani-Hamlet Cook
@bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
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Cat/Activist I’m a #RussianBlue (I swear) from #Houston, TX, and my boss, Kay, runs #KCookandCatsCo. We're both #MediumWriters 🤓🐈‍⬛ #FilmSky #CatSky FOLLOW⬇️ Kay's #Medium: https://kcookandcatsco.medium.com/ My Medium: https://medium.com/@bomanihamletcook
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bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
I’ve seen it a million times…

Not nearly as pitiful as watching a tortoise try to snort cocaine through a wet paper straw, though 🤦

#animalrightsactivist #catactivist

Ooh, I’ve just decided, I’d like to be referred to as Bomani-Hamlet Cook, Cat/Activist, like Actor/Activist Ron Silva 🧐

#CatSky
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iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
I just goaded some #QFC #lossprevention goons into unlawfully attacking me outside of their employer (my specialty, #lol) and I’m waiting on #cops and #paramedics to come assist me in fucking their lives completely up 😂

My day just got way more interesting 🤩

#Seattle #LP #crime #justice #fun
TW: blood and (worse for me) hair 🤢 Yuck
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
Boy, you just make friends everywhere you go, boss 😆
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
Me. Easily.

Just try that #cutecat bullshit w/ me. Ain’t happening. That #Jedi mind trick shit only works on the weak-minded.

That ain’t me, homie. I’ll pull back, wind up & wop-wop-wop your cute, cat face right off your dumb, feline head, I fuckin wish you would, too 😤

#CatSky #cats #cat #lolcat
unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Who could say no to this face when he wants treats?
A black and white cat sits on the floor, staring up with big round eyes as if begging for treats.
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
Thanks, boss 🙄

Why don’t you express you gratitude in Treats, rather than Bleets 😑
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
Fuckin right 😤

We are unanimouse in that regard. Pun obviously intended. I’m a cat; I pun all the time.

NO OUTFITS!! If this psychotic ginger had her way, all 4 of us would be dressed up morning, noon & night in, like, #Pixar cosplay w/ little, felt mice riding us like horses 😑

#CatSky #cats #cat
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
We just met an ADORABLE new (to us) #cat that we LOVE named Godzilla 🥰🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

History shows again & again how nature points out the folly of men. Godzilla! 🤓

So effin cute, my gosh. All 4 of my #cats HATE costuming/clothing of any kind. It’s like the 1 thing they have in common 😑

#CatSky #catperson
alexisg.bsky.social
Happy Halloween from Bat-zilla
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
This is factual. Heater’s one of the coolest #cats around. Role-model and icon 🤩

Real fuckin shame I can’t VOTE, isn’t it, @katmabu.bsky.social??

Well, & we’ve literally never lived in IL. But I mean, I can type and shit, so you can easily imagine how I, a #RussianBlue #cat, would vote for you 🧐
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
I hope you know we never Like anything without first clicking on it. That would be dishonest, and Kay taught us better than that 😤

From #KcookandCatsCo, a Like always = a view/listen/read/whatever 😎
And we’ve got receipts 🤓
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
I would sooner eat that rabbit 😾
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
I reckon we’re seeing so much of him bc he wore his wife (the sexual matador) plumb out with his bullish rutting, so now he’s just blue-ballsing it up until she recovers.

To hear her tell it, she married the Minotaur 🙄
Yeah no one’s buying it, lady. We’ve seen and heard him. He def strikes me as, like, a rapist, but not, like, a big strong one.
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
You bleet about dogs more than you bleet about cats 😑
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
No, Kay doesn’t believe in showing us cats jingoistic content. She’s like a left-wing ScreenIt dot org freak.

She won’t even let me put BIRD YOUTUBE up after the most recent time I leapt excitedly into the television and broke it, which I had hardly even done a half-dozen times in total, if that.
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
That may well be, but I don’t think we approve of what he’s doing to Conan. Unless it’s consensual, I guess, but how is anything that gets #ConanOBrien attention consensual for him? 😆
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
Nor you, boss, but you keep wearing it 🤣
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
Yeah, we’re on Kay’s side. We even enjoy shredding the paper copies when she gets them 😽

Worth every penny of whatever number of trillions you said
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
Some preferred the political math of letting the threat persevere, so they could yammer on about protecting women’s rights.

We all know how that turned out.

We need principled fighters committed to ending the scourge of fascism and restoring rule of law.

3/6
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
This is so real. The #KCookandCatsCo #cats have to do all our own vacuuming 😑
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
Leave the poor lady alone, Jesus 😆
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riotlinguist.bsky.social
everyone should have a black cat in their life. it's so great seeing just a vaguely cat-shaped hole in the universe jauntily trot across your living room squeaking for snacks
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
What, it’s not bad enough that you come home reeking of pit bull? We also have to see evidence of your unfaithful, dog-loving heart on social media? 😑
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
Really wish you wouldn’t speak for me. That’s why I have my own BlueSky account 😑

But yeah, you seem cool. Pleasure 😽
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
Ordinarily I’m pretty contrary, but we all unanimously support good #wordplay and clever branding, so yeah… this is terrific.

Obv I’m a huge #FarmToTaber fan on sight, plus the #Muppets thing, yup, yup.

We’re all on board 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
HA! 😆

I’m a sucker for a great tagline or clever branding, and idk how entertaining I’m going to find her #farming / #science takes, but idc bc I’m 100% in (and so’s my cat) after seeing:

“FARM TO TABER”

on @sarahtaber.bsky.social ‘s #BlueSky banner. Nailed it 🤩

AND Statler & Waldorf? Love it 😤
It only gets better… Farm To Taber, PLUS Waldorf & Statler are featured so this is probably the coolest lady ever 🤔
bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social
That’s a PRETTY good disclaimer up top, but this still feels like infidelity 🤔

We don’t love how much you love ALL cats, Kay. Even though we benefit from it, it’s galling to us 😑
iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
Aside from the 4 #KCookandCatsCo #cats, every one of whom I love more than any human being I’ve ever loved, my favorite #cat, maybe ever, is this 1 who pops up in compilations all the time, scooting around with his head in a sandal 🤣

Any #CatSky folks know who that is? 🤔 I have no idea

#lolcat
This is just an Instagram post someone put together, and I’ve seen this cat show up a thousand times in different cat compilations 😆 What a doof 😆
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iamkaymichelle.bsky.social
“It’s just, like, a #stupid thing to say. It’s an #embarrassing thing to believe.”

@acollierastro.bsky.social was talking about vibe-physicists, but to my 👂, it sounds pretty apropos for #MAGA & speaks to the general timbre & substance (as such) of their ideology 🤔

youtu.be/miJbW3i9qQc?...

#GOP
conspiracy physics and you (and also me)
YouTube video by Angela Collier
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