Vona, Overlord of Rectangles
@bonafidevonafied.bsky.social
Magic Judge, lover of card games, a weird gay creature who is just trying to get by.
(Use your pronouns for me!)
(Use your pronouns for me!)
Big fan of when creators embrace strong visual stylisation and also transgender witches
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Big fan of when creators embrace strong visual stylisation and also transgender witches
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While no Sanctum members made it to Worlds top 8, we still had multiple very strong showings when all things settled this weekend!
Toni Portolan finished 14th with Temur Otters, which was good enough for a 3rd place finish in the Player of the Year race! Congrats on an incredible year Toni!
Toni Portolan finished 14th with Temur Otters, which was good enough for a 3rd place finish in the Player of the Year race! Congrats on an incredible year Toni!
Sanctum had a great day today at Worlds, with not one but TWO teammates at the top of standings going into day 2!
cftsoc (Rei Zhang) and Toni Portolan are both 6-1, both on our version of Otters without many Boomerang Basics. They'll both be in the featured pod for the draft tomorrow!
cftsoc (Rei Zhang) and Toni Portolan are both 6-1, both on our version of Otters without many Boomerang Basics. They'll both be in the featured pod for the draft tomorrow!
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
While no Sanctum members made it to Worlds top 8, we still had multiple very strong showings when all things settled this weekend!
Toni Portolan finished 14th with Temur Otters, which was good enough for a 3rd place finish in the Player of the Year race! Congrats on an incredible year Toni!
Toni Portolan finished 14th with Temur Otters, which was good enough for a 3rd place finish in the Player of the Year race! Congrats on an incredible year Toni!
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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Part of Jersey Block Limited's format rules is you need to have someone sideboard for you when you go to change cards
“Magic: The Gathering x Aqua Teen Hunger Force” to get that good New Jersey representation
October 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Part of Jersey Block Limited's format rules is you need to have someone sideboard for you when you go to change cards
All the crossovers and secret lairs announced so far may have gotten some mixed feelings but I love it for how cool my dad thought the iron Maiden lair is and how he mentioned seeing several of the album covers in that set live.
September 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
All the crossovers and secret lairs announced so far may have gotten some mixed feelings but I love it for how cool my dad thought the iron Maiden lair is and how he mentioned seeing several of the album covers in that set live.
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A reminder for MagicCon and beyond:
1. watch your drinks
2. don't hang out in hotel rooms
3. ask before physical contact if you're unsure
4. #3 goes for other peoples' cardboard too
5. wash your hands
6. acquaintance, colleague, trusted friend: know who is who
7. read #6 again
Be safe & have fun.💜
1. watch your drinks
2. don't hang out in hotel rooms
3. ask before physical contact if you're unsure
4. #3 goes for other peoples' cardboard too
5. wash your hands
6. acquaintance, colleague, trusted friend: know who is who
7. read #6 again
Be safe & have fun.💜
September 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A reminder for MagicCon and beyond:
1. watch your drinks
2. don't hang out in hotel rooms
3. ask before physical contact if you're unsure
4. #3 goes for other peoples' cardboard too
5. wash your hands
6. acquaintance, colleague, trusted friend: know who is who
7. read #6 again
Be safe & have fun.💜
1. watch your drinks
2. don't hang out in hotel rooms
3. ask before physical contact if you're unsure
4. #3 goes for other peoples' cardboard too
5. wash your hands
6. acquaintance, colleague, trusted friend: know who is who
7. read #6 again
Be safe & have fun.💜
Remember, if you get mauled by a bear, a single NY glizzy will get you back out there and better than ever!
September 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Remember, if you get mauled by a bear, a single NY glizzy will get you back out there and better than ever!
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I would strongly encourage my cis friends to read these. I am not exaggerating when I say the last ~6 months or so has been an endless cycle of watching things become materially worse/more harmful every week or so and just having to go to work or whatever and go make small talk.
People need to understand just how openly genocidal the rhetoric on the far right is getting towards transgender people. They're openly talking about eradicating us and forcefully mass institutionalizing all trans people.
These are people with direct ties to the Trump administration.
These are people with direct ties to the Trump administration.
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I would strongly encourage my cis friends to read these. I am not exaggerating when I say the last ~6 months or so has been an endless cycle of watching things become materially worse/more harmful every week or so and just having to go to work or whatever and go make small talk.
Yall im thinking maybe magic sets come out a lil too fast these days
August 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Yall im thinking maybe magic sets come out a lil too fast these days
Sometimes therapy is your therapist going "there is no revelation, asshole"
August 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sometimes therapy is your therapist going "there is no revelation, asshole"
Wow they put my house on a magic card
July 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Wow they put my house on a magic card
Still over an hour in the sonic queue and this tiny man is thr focal point of all my ire right now
July 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Still over an hour in the sonic queue and this tiny man is thr focal point of all my ire right now
cant wait to crack seven chaos emeralds to play super state and get asked to leave for "cheating" and "including too many copies in a singleton format"
July 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
cant wait to crack seven chaos emeralds to play super state and get asked to leave for "cheating" and "including too many copies in a singleton format"
GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST
June 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST
If anyone playing Unknown at Magic Con vegas ends up with a copy of "just a lil guy" they'd be willing to part with i Desperately want one
June 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If anyone playing Unknown at Magic Con vegas ends up with a copy of "just a lil guy" they'd be willing to part with i Desperately want one
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Would just like to float the idea that wotc should let me preview a robot for Edge of Eternities
February 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Would just like to float the idea that wotc should let me preview a robot for Edge of Eternities
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video game music will never surpass City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2
June 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
video game music will never surpass City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2
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beds were not made to get out of
May 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
beds were not made to get out of
HELL YEAH NAME CHANGE APPROVED
April 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
HELL YEAH NAME CHANGE APPROVED
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Gabumon died for your sins
Happy Easter
Happy Easter
April 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gabumon died for your sins
Happy Easter
Happy Easter