Bond
@bond.glitched.earth
I used to be cool.
Sometimes, I scream into the abyss. Sometimes, I stare into the void.
https://glitched.earth
Sometimes, I scream into the abyss. Sometimes, I stare into the void.
https://glitched.earth
That is terrifying, but this could be the right answer. Stupid so-called AI heard the word "Palantir" in the movie and assumed it was an ad for the evil company.
January 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
That is terrifying, but this could be the right answer. Stupid so-called AI heard the word "Palantir" in the movie and assumed it was an ad for the evil company.
The One Ring! We wants it! We needs it!
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The One Ring! We wants it! We needs it!
Plot twist : automatic translation was underpaid workers in Bangladesh all along!
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Plot twist : automatic translation was underpaid workers in Bangladesh all along!
This.
UK food may be bland, but at least it's not just poison mixed with corn syrup.
UK food may be bland, but at least it's not just poison mixed with corn syrup.
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
This.
UK food may be bland, but at least it's not just poison mixed with corn syrup.
UK food may be bland, but at least it's not just poison mixed with corn syrup.
The Onion is always so funny with its nonsensical titles.
"Food that tastes good" in the US...
Probably their funniest headline ever.
"Food that tastes good" in the US...
Probably their funniest headline ever.
January 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The Onion is always so funny with its nonsensical titles.
"Food that tastes good" in the US...
Probably their funniest headline ever.
"Food that tastes good" in the US...
Probably their funniest headline ever.