Bond
@bond.glitched.earth
I used to be cool.
Sometimes, I scream into the abyss. Sometimes, I stare into the void.
https://glitched.earth
Sometimes, I scream into the abyss. Sometimes, I stare into the void.
https://glitched.earth
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"Calling us fascists is classic Antifa behavior, and we’ll need to keep you at a CIA black site until we can make sure you’re not plotting any attacks."
We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You
Our 10th most-read article of 2025. - - -President Trump had another successful week of what is already the greatest presidency of all time, and y...
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January 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
"Calling us fascists is classic Antifa behavior, and we’ll need to keep you at a CIA black site until we can make sure you’re not plotting any attacks."
Musk will probably become the first trillionaire ever in 2026.
Can you imagine what one trillion is? Me neither.
Well, maybe there is a way to make it easier. Check is out (you need to subscribe to read the entire post, but it's free):
glitched.earth/the-age-of-t...
#money #society #oligarchy
Can you imagine what one trillion is? Me neither.
Well, maybe there is a way to make it easier. Check is out (you need to subscribe to read the entire post, but it's free):
glitched.earth/the-age-of-t...
#money #society #oligarchy
The Age of Trillionaires
The first trillionaire in US dollars could arrive in 2026! It's a sum so vast that our brains have trouble understand it. Well, I may have an easy way to help you understand what it entails.
glitched.earth
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Musk will probably become the first trillionaire ever in 2026.
Can you imagine what one trillion is? Me neither.
Well, maybe there is a way to make it easier. Check is out (you need to subscribe to read the entire post, but it's free):
glitched.earth/the-age-of-t...
#money #society #oligarchy
Can you imagine what one trillion is? Me neither.
Well, maybe there is a way to make it easier. Check is out (you need to subscribe to read the entire post, but it's free):
glitched.earth/the-age-of-t...
#money #society #oligarchy
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Anthropomorphizing language can be cute when applied to your favorite car, but it helps to muddy the discourse when applied to tech sold as "AI". New from me & @nannainie.bsky.social on @techpolicypress.bsky.social -- how to spot & revise away from anthropomorphizing language applied to "AI"
We Need to Talk About How We Talk About 'AI' | TechPolicy.Press
We share a responsibility to create and use empowering metaphors rather than misleading language, write Emily M. Bender and Nanna Inie.
www.techpolicy.press
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Anthropomorphizing language can be cute when applied to your favorite car, but it helps to muddy the discourse when applied to tech sold as "AI". New from me & @nannainie.bsky.social on @techpolicypress.bsky.social -- how to spot & revise away from anthropomorphizing language applied to "AI"
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How the fuck did AUTOMATIC TRANSLATION on web text change 百 (100) to 白 (white)? Like, I know that visually a HUMAN may make that mistake (if they were drunk, for example) but a machine? How and why did we build Dumb Robots?
Anyway, yeah, this is why I still have a job in translation.
Anyway, yeah, this is why I still have a job in translation.
Yeah can I have the uhhhh
*looks down at automatic translation*
Quattro Bajeena’s “White style, come out” drink?
*looks down at automatic translation*
Quattro Bajeena’s “White style, come out” drink?
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 AM
How the fuck did AUTOMATIC TRANSLATION on web text change 百 (100) to 白 (white)? Like, I know that visually a HUMAN may make that mistake (if they were drunk, for example) but a machine? How and why did we build Dumb Robots?
Anyway, yeah, this is why I still have a job in translation.
Anyway, yeah, this is why I still have a job in translation.
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As long as I’m doing accuracy in quotes today:
“Le secret des grandes fortunes sans cause apparente est un crime oublié, parce qu’il a été proprement fait.”
—Honoré de Balzac, Le Père Goriot,” 1834
“Le secret des grandes fortunes sans cause apparente est un crime oublié, parce qu’il a été proprement fait.”
—Honoré de Balzac, Le Père Goriot,” 1834
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 AM
As long as I’m doing accuracy in quotes today:
“Le secret des grandes fortunes sans cause apparente est un crime oublié, parce qu’il a été proprement fait.”
—Honoré de Balzac, Le Père Goriot,” 1834
“Le secret des grandes fortunes sans cause apparente est un crime oublié, parce qu’il a été proprement fait.”
—Honoré de Balzac, Le Père Goriot,” 1834
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Pas de mal à se faire plaisir ☕
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Pas de mal à se faire plaisir ☕
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hachyderm.io
January 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Apparently some bad guy did something bad with a gun in the US again, and everybody is outraged...
Well, I've lost my ability to feel bad about anything happening in the US.
As long as your way of fighting fascism is a biannual festive protest and sharing outrage on the web, you're complicit.
Well, I've lost my ability to feel bad about anything happening in the US.
As long as your way of fighting fascism is a biannual festive protest and sharing outrage on the web, you're complicit.
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Apparently some bad guy did something bad with a gun in the US again, and everybody is outraged...
Well, I've lost my ability to feel bad about anything happening in the US.
As long as your way of fighting fascism is a biannual festive protest and sharing outrage on the web, you're complicit.
Well, I've lost my ability to feel bad about anything happening in the US.
As long as your way of fighting fascism is a biannual festive protest and sharing outrage on the web, you're complicit.
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"Why is the government posting on a deepfake child porn site?"
That's the question to ask them, journalist friends.
That's the question to ask them, journalist friends.
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 AM
"Why is the government posting on a deepfake child porn site?"
That's the question to ask them, journalist friends.
That's the question to ask them, journalist friends.
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A classic, but still a great pub talk topic ;)
Poor future people.
We get terrifying Victorians and fascinating WW2 soldiers, they get hipsters.
Poor future people.
We get terrifying Victorians and fascinating WW2 soldiers, they get hipsters.
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
A classic, but still a great pub talk topic ;)
Poor future people.
We get terrifying Victorians and fascinating WW2 soldiers, they get hipsters.
Poor future people.
We get terrifying Victorians and fascinating WW2 soldiers, they get hipsters.
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all of my posts are made from this device
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
all of my posts are made from this device
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"I was honored to be a part of the discourse that day. You see, democracy is messy. Sometimes people debate the pros and cons of health savings accounts. Sometimes people debate how best to roast you inside a giant metal statue shaped like a bald eagle."
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Mike Pence on That Time When the Insurrectionists Wanted to Hang Him
I get asked a lot of awkward questions: “How did it feel when Trump’s supporters wanted to hang you?”; “What was your plan if they started to hang ...
buff.ly
January 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
"I was honored to be a part of the discourse that day. You see, democracy is messy. Sometimes people debate the pros and cons of health savings accounts. Sometimes people debate how best to roast you inside a giant metal statue shaped like a bald eagle."
buff.ly/lhcaHxR
buff.ly/lhcaHxR
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I'M STARTING 2026 STRONG with a brand-new McSweeney's article! Read it, laugh it, love it here:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-w...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-w...
A White House Lackey Explains the Many Complex Reasons for the United States’ Invasion of Venezuela
In the early hours of January 3, 2026, President Trump ordered U.S. armed forces to conduct a targeted military operation in Venezuela that resulte...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I'M STARTING 2026 STRONG with a brand-new McSweeney's article! Read it, laugh it, love it here:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-w...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-w...
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Okay, now I'm starting to be excited. I've been a lifelong X-Men fan but never really cared for Avengers before the movies.
And that one shot of Cyclops is better than all of his screen time combined in all of the X-Men movies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1X...
#movies #XMen #Avengers #Doomsday
And that one shot of Cyclops is better than all of his screen time combined in all of the X-Men movies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1X...
#movies #XMen #Avengers #Doomsday
Avengers: Doomsday | Only in Theaters December 18, 2026
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Okay, now I'm starting to be excited. I've been a lifelong X-Men fan but never really cared for Avengers before the movies.
And that one shot of Cyclops is better than all of his screen time combined in all of the X-Men movies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1X...
#movies #XMen #Avengers #Doomsday
And that one shot of Cyclops is better than all of his screen time combined in all of the X-Men movies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1X...
#movies #XMen #Avengers #Doomsday
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liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe
Palantir co-founder says it exists to kill communists.
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe
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This doesn't surprise me at all. If you're really thinking about what you're doing, these tools just add another layer of input. fortune.com/article/does...
Experienced software developers assumed AI would save them a chunk of time. But in one experiment, their tasks took 20% longer | Fortune
As more workers use AI, a recent study adds to growing evidence the tech doesn’t always deliver on promises of boosted productivity.
fortune.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
This doesn't surprise me at all. If you're really thinking about what you're doing, these tools just add another layer of input. fortune.com/article/does...
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RE: https://flipboard.social/@NewsDesk/115850367999935356
The fuckers will do it. You know they will do it.
If you're not terrified by this, you should.
The fuckers will do it. You know they will do it.
If you're not terrified by this, you should.
The White House says the U.S. is discussing "a range of options" to "acquire" Greenland, including use of the military. Here's more from @BBCNews.
https://flip.it/RqWAx_
#uspolitics #usnews #trumpadministration #greenland #denmark
https://flip.it/RqWAx_
#uspolitics #usnews #trumpadministration #greenland #denmark
US discussing options to acquire Greenland, including use of military - White House
It came as European allies rallied behind Denmark after renewed US insistence it must have Greenland.
www.bbc.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
RE: https://flipboard.social/@NewsDesk/115850367999935356
The fuckers will do it. You know they will do it.
If you're not terrified by this, you should.
The fuckers will do it. You know they will do it.
If you're not terrified by this, you should.
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"A corrupt authoritarian president has been destroying his country for over a decade—and as of this weekend, he decided to invade Venezuela. But who is this political criminal?"
This Corrupt Dictator Has Been Running His Country into the Ground for Years, and Now He’s Invading Venezuela
As you’ve probably heard, a corrupt authoritarian president has been destroying his country for over a decade—and as of this weekend, he decided to...
buff.ly
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"A corrupt authoritarian president has been destroying his country for over a decade—and as of this weekend, he decided to invade Venezuela. But who is this political criminal?"
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*toute l'année
"Pfffffffffffffff ya trop de normes, faut supprimer tout ça"
*Drame
"MAIS POURQUOI LES NORMES N'ONT PAS ÉTÉ RESPECTÉES ? QUID DES CONTRÔLES ?"
"Pfffffffffffffff ya trop de normes, faut supprimer tout ça"
*Drame
"MAIS POURQUOI LES NORMES N'ONT PAS ÉTÉ RESPECTÉES ? QUID DES CONTRÔLES ?"
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 PM
*toute l'année
"Pfffffffffffffff ya trop de normes, faut supprimer tout ça"
*Drame
"MAIS POURQUOI LES NORMES N'ONT PAS ÉTÉ RESPECTÉES ? QUID DES CONTRÔLES ?"
"Pfffffffffffffff ya trop de normes, faut supprimer tout ça"
*Drame
"MAIS POURQUOI LES NORMES N'ONT PAS ÉTÉ RESPECTÉES ? QUID DES CONTRÔLES ?"
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Shame on him!
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Shame on him!
I watched about two hours of various geopolitics YouTube channels and now I'm convinced that in the next few months Russia will invade Estonia as the US invades Greenland and China blockades Taiwan....
Maybe that was too much Youtube for one day.
Maybe that was too much Youtube for one day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I watched about two hours of various geopolitics YouTube channels and now I'm convinced that in the next few months Russia will invade Estonia as the US invades Greenland and China blockades Taiwan....
Maybe that was too much Youtube for one day.
Maybe that was too much Youtube for one day.
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Macron profite de la galette de l’Élysée pour nous dire qu’il veut qu’on bosse le 1er mai
Il ne s’arrête jamais…
Il ne s’arrête jamais…
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Macron profite de la galette de l’Élysée pour nous dire qu’il veut qu’on bosse le 1er mai
Il ne s’arrête jamais…
Il ne s’arrête jamais…
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After the Trump regime attacks Greenland and destroys NATO, how long will it take the Putin regime to stop celebrating and launch an invasion of Estonia, Finland, Latvia, Lithuania, and/or Poland?
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
US attack on Greenland would mean end of Nato, says Danish PM
Mette Frederiksen criticises Donald Trump’s ‘unacceptable pressure’ as Greenland counterpart condemns ‘fantasies’
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 AM
After the Trump regime attacks Greenland and destroys NATO, how long will it take the Putin regime to stop celebrating and launch an invasion of Estonia, Finland, Latvia, Lithuania, and/or Poland?
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...