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boner.dad
oh shit dusting off this old chestnut
ashley todd with a mirror image B scratched into her face because she did that shit in the mirror lol
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
boner.dad
hell yeah lfg
trump truth social post saying the epstein files should be released along with a laundry list of bullshit: As I said on Friday night aboard Air Force One to the Fake News Media, House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide, and it’s time to move on from this Democrat Hoax perpetrated by Radical Left Lunatics in order to deflect from the Great Success of the Republican Party, including our recent Victory on the Democrat “Shutdown.” The Department of Justice has already turned over tens of thousands of pages to the Public on “Epstein,” are looking at various Democrat operatives (Bill Clinton, Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, etc.) and their relationship to Epstein, and the House Oversight Committee can have whatever they are legally entitled to, I DON’T CARE! All I do care about is that Republicans get BACK ON POINT, which is the Economy, “Affordability” (where we are winning BIG!), our Victory on reducing Inflation from the highest level in History to practically nothing, bringing down prices for the American People, delivering Historic Tax Cuts, gaining Trillions of Dollars of Investment into America (A RECORD!), the rebuilding of our Military, securing our Border, deporting Criminal Illegal Aliens, ending Men in Women’s Sports, stopping Transgender for Everyone, and so much more! Nobody cared about Jeffrey Epstein when he was alive and, if the Democrats had anything, they would have released it before our Landslide Election Victory. Some “members” of the Republican Party are being “used,” and we can’t let that happen. Let’s start talking about the Republican Party’s Record Setting Achievements, and not fall into the Epstein “TRAP,” which is actually a curse on the Democrats, not us. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
boner.dad
"awfully coy u are"
larry summers professional photo
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
boner.dad
baby i wanna take you for a ride in my unicorn truck
screenshot from pluribus, character driving an old pickup with a unicorn painted on the hood
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
boner.dad
keanu as an absolutely dogshit guardian angel in GOOD FORTUNE
keanu reeves dressed as a dishwasher, smoking a cigarette
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
boner.dad
LOL fox news didnt even put the motherfucker in the first three rows
screenshot of fox news home page, with top main story and two rows of minor stories below, no mention of cheney, who is mentioned in the fourth row of stories
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
boner.dad
Tough loss but we had a good time, so glad we were able to make it
Beardo and Beardo junior at the Steelers game
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
boner.dad
Made it to the Warhol
A kid decked out in Steelers gear standing in front of a warhol self portrait
October 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
boner.dad
Cracking that cold one
A 16oz bottle of turners iced tea
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
boner.dad
Looking good Pittsburgh
Photo of downtown Pittsburgh with incline going downhill
October 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
boner.dad
Walked right onto the monongahela but there’s a bit of a line for the Duquesne
Elevated sidewalk with a sign reading “welcome to the Duquesne incline”
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
boner.dad
Beardo and Mohawk boy standing in front of the monongahela incline
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
boner.dad
Anyone want to explain to me what the fuck this is all about without me googling it lol
Large Beardo riding the escalator down at Pittsburgh airport, large sign saying “welcome to the neighborhood” “chicken of the sea” “hq2”
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
boner.dad
Finally learning shit I can use
Duolingo French lesson, the sentence translation is “I spend too much time online”
October 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
boner.dad
madison no!!!!
screenshot from the movie 'malignant' madison is asking 'do we have any tylenol?' screenshot from the movie 'malignant' madison continues 'they say i cant take aspirin'
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
boner.dad
Hell yeah lol
Night lit up big skeleton scene
October 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
boner.dad
Got the big skelly up finally
Big skeleton holding a tiny skeleton with a couple other skeletons kneeling in worship
October 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
boner.dad
This car has a fuckin bottle opener in I guess for your road pops????
Drink holder in center console of car Center section of drink holder removed with two bottle openers built in underneath
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
boner.dad
This shit is so good it’s got that numbing sichuan pepper
Dry Dan Dan noodle package
September 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
boner.dad
sorry
half and half, heavy cream, soy creamer all crossed out, a bottle of kraft chunky blue cheese with a green check mark like youre going to put that in your coffee
September 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
boner.dad
Made some brown butter chocolate chunk cookies with a little maldon for the junior orchestra dessert pot luck tonight
Wire rack with a couple dozen cookies on it, they look delicious
August 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
boner.dad
Sock talk
Text conversation where my pardner is telling me our son likes the socks we dug up for him and how smooth they are, I’m making a reference to the abysmal hit song smooth by Santana and rob Thomas
August 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
boner.dad
uhh
In February, Baran and his ex-wife sued BART after their 19-year-old son died “surfing” a train near the Balboa Park Station, alleging a lack of safety mechanisms.
August 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
boner.dad
Come to art in the park in the next three hours if you want an ass kicking (or to buy drink tickets)
Beardo wearing kum & go hat and shades
August 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
boner.dad
neon genesis evangelion title card that says i found this badass store called dan flashes - this one im wearing now? this is $150 out the door and is not that complicated
August 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM