dadsized💦🥩
@boner.dad
big dad, bigger dumbass
computers were a mistake
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computers were a mistake
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@boner.dad
· Jul 24
if its your first day on bluesky
- i'm your dad now
- you're doing great
- keep your head up, champ
- i'm your dad now
- you're doing great
- keep your head up, champ
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american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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remember 'only Andrew Cuomo can handle Trump'
trump cheerfully and unwittingly driving a stake through every attack line about zohran is the funniest thing I have seen all year
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
remember 'only Andrew Cuomo can handle Trump'
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GOP 100% has Madison Cawthorn-level dirt on her and she was just given an ultimatum
Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she's leaving Congress
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
GOP 100% has Madison Cawthorn-level dirt on her and she was just given an ultimatum
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the blowjob plan works in centuries
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the blowjob plan works in centuries
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BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.
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We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.
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Hey. HEY. Just look at these pencils a mate of mine found in a pound shop earlier.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Hey. HEY. Just look at these pencils a mate of mine found in a pound shop earlier.
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WIRED is hiring for a senior politics reporter who will write our weekly newsletter; detailed job description below. This role will be based in New York or DC and report to me; the salary range is $95,000 - $132,000. condenast.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CondeC...
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
WIRED is hiring for a senior politics reporter who will write our weekly newsletter; detailed job description below. This role will be based in New York or DC and report to me; the salary range is $95,000 - $132,000. condenast.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CondeC...
fuckin yikes
I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
fuckin yikes
Goddammit I did this again lol I need to put a mirror on the back of the front door
Fuck lol I’ve been letting my beard grow and started throwing a little hair tie on there, accidentally wore it out of the house and to the veterinarian
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Goddammit I did this again lol I need to put a mirror on the back of the front door
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.@grok nobody is beating Blunderfield, pls be serious
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
.@grok nobody is beating Blunderfield, pls be serious
sounds like surrender
trump does love to roll over to putin doesnt he
trump does love to roll over to putin doesnt he
BREAKING: U.S. draft peace proposal to end Ukraine war calls for ceding land to Russia and limiting the size of Ukraine's military.
Trump plan for Ukraine war would cede territory to Russia
President Donald Trump’s plan for ending the war in Ukraine would cede territory to Russia and limit the size of Kyiv’s military, according to a draft proposal obtained by The Associated Press.
bit.ly
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
sounds like surrender
trump does love to roll over to putin doesnt he
trump does love to roll over to putin doesnt he
my kid has an assignment in math class to pick a favorite recipe, then cut it down to a single serving, then blow it up to 30 servings, and for extra credit actually make the thing. it is due tomorrow but she is seeing wicked tonight, so i am making creme brulee for this fuckin kid by myself ffs
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
my kid has an assignment in math class to pick a favorite recipe, then cut it down to a single serving, then blow it up to 30 servings, and for extra credit actually make the thing. it is due tomorrow but she is seeing wicked tonight, so i am making creme brulee for this fuckin kid by myself ffs
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the champ would like a word
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
the champ would like a word
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[King Missile voice]
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
[King Missile voice]
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oh shit dusting off this old chestnut
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
oh shit dusting off this old chestnut
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Never a bad day to remind people of this all timer.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Never a bad day to remind people of this all timer.
There’s so much to look at in these lol
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
There’s so much to look at in these lol
Bad company by bad company
you should be able to have entrance music in court
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Bad company by bad company
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good