Daniel
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CMO of ShirtlessSummer and MidtownMagic campaigns; bylines in Mids Aficionado; bootleg perfume expert; he him or they; vote for Zohran: zohranfornyc.com
Prience Vaught: and how am I supposed to understand it - its not in English its not america
Me: he could have worn the devils mask! He could have done the percoset line!
Greg Gutchheim: is it even Christian?
Me: "y tengo cristianos orandole a messi"! Imagine if he said that!
Me: he could have worn the devils mask! He could have done the percoset line!
Greg Gutchheim: is it even Christian?
Me: "y tengo cristianos orandole a messi"! Imagine if he said that!
Getting booked on foxnews the 5 as a prominent anti bad bunny half time show voice & they all pissed cause the only thing im talking about is he didnt bring out arcangel to do tu no vives asi
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Prience Vaught: and how am I supposed to understand it - its not in English its not america
Me: he could have worn the devils mask! He could have done the percoset line!
Greg Gutchheim: is it even Christian?
Me: "y tengo cristianos orandole a messi"! Imagine if he said that!
Me: he could have worn the devils mask! He could have done the percoset line!
Greg Gutchheim: is it even Christian?
Me: "y tengo cristianos orandole a messi"! Imagine if he said that!
Getting booked on foxnews the 5 as a prominent anti bad bunny half time show voice & they all pissed cause the only thing im talking about is he didnt bring out arcangel to do tu no vives asi
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Getting booked on foxnews the 5 as a prominent anti bad bunny half time show voice & they all pissed cause the only thing im talking about is he didnt bring out arcangel to do tu no vives asi
Me to people who like speaking English in New York City:
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Me to people who like speaking English in New York City:
Really hard to work or do anything after like antiwoke had their Waterloo last night. I just want to bask in The Wokeness
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Really hard to work or do anything after like antiwoke had their Waterloo last night. I just want to bask in The Wokeness
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Be the change you want to see in the world - this week no matter where you were born what color your skin what religion or nationality get out there in public and just dont speak any English - speak any language you want but English, its a week to stunt on English
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Be the change you want to see in the world - this week no matter where you were born what color your skin what religion or nationality get out there in public and just dont speak any English - speak any language you want but English, its a week to stunt on English
A lot of US ppl this week asking themselves how they can rebel against their US interiorities priorities & perspectives & embrace a new continental kind of feeling of joy: have a I got a movie 4 you
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
A lot of US ppl this week asking themselves how they can rebel against their US interiorities priorities & perspectives & embrace a new continental kind of feeling of joy: have a I got a movie 4 you
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funspot should be a micronation
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
funspot should be a micronation
Be the change you want to see in the world - this week no matter where you were born what color your skin what religion or nationality get out there in public and just dont speak any English - speak any language you want but English, its a week to stunt on English
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Be the change you want to see in the world - this week no matter where you were born what color your skin what religion or nationality get out there in public and just dont speak any English - speak any language you want but English, its a week to stunt on English
That time Ricky Martin Bad Bunny & Rene from Calle 13 rolled up on the most successful General Strike of the 21st century
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
That time Ricky Martin Bad Bunny & Rene from Calle 13 rolled up on the most successful General Strike of the 21st century
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
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The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.
This was a little over a year ago
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.
Imagine being anuel rn as irrelevant and busted as ever like 15 months after having endorsed trump
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Imagine being anuel rn as irrelevant and busted as ever like 15 months after having endorsed trump
Tuff day 2 be a MAGAt
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Tuff day 2 be a MAGAt
English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"
Went back and found the videos from the 2017/2018 bad bunny concerts we used to go to after the halftime - might be the happiest ive ever been/ever will be
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Went back and found the videos from the 2017/2018 bad bunny concerts we used to go to after the halftime - might be the happiest ive ever been/ever will be
Today we are all listening to Bad Bunny and down bad for the peloton lady: Welcome Back Monoculture
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Today we are all listening to Bad Bunny and down bad for the peloton lady: Welcome Back Monoculture
Imagining a contrarian hipster PR rap stan spending all day posting about Myke Towers just to feel something
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Imagining a contrarian hipster PR rap stan spending all day posting about Myke Towers just to feel something
On the day of the spanish speaking super bowl can we bring up how embarassing it is that Brickell became English speaking the past 3 years? Tfw ur project to create a US latino beachhead for conservativism was so successful that its filled with guys named Colten from Utah now
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
On the day of the spanish speaking super bowl can we bring up how embarassing it is that Brickell became English speaking the past 3 years? Tfw ur project to create a US latino beachhead for conservativism was so successful that its filled with guys named Colten from Utah now
Still surprised how many folks love Bad Bunny now with like 0 curiosity about his music before like 2023 - this guest spot with Natanael Cano in 2019 one of my favorite songs ever
youtu.be/-njVpIGri3M?...
youtu.be/-njVpIGri3M?...
Natanael Cano x Bad Bunny - Soy El Diablo (Remix) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Rancho Humilde
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February 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Still surprised how many folks love Bad Bunny now with like 0 curiosity about his music before like 2023 - this guest spot with Natanael Cano in 2019 one of my favorite songs ever
youtu.be/-njVpIGri3M?...
youtu.be/-njVpIGri3M?...
Reading a book I think will help me pretend its summer
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Reading a book I think will help me pretend its summer
Its that olives in the fridge meme but about something so evil its now been ruined for life and you shudder when you see it
From: [redacted]
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
February 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Its that olives in the fridge meme but about something so evil its now been ruined for life and you shudder when you see it
Bad Bunny's unexpected Monoculture Comeback
February 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Bad Bunny's unexpected Monoculture Comeback
Its so funny da NFL throwing a Hail Mary to get non english speaking cultures to play football cause too many US folks know it gives you CTE to create the talent pool large enough to maintain the league & a bunch of dumb American conservatives who live for watching it dont get it
February 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Its so funny da NFL throwing a Hail Mary to get non english speaking cultures to play football cause too many US folks know it gives you CTE to create the talent pool large enough to maintain the league & a bunch of dumb American conservatives who live for watching it dont get it
We months from the 20th anniversary of probably the best end to end música urbana album ever made - as we celebrate the bad bunny super bowl take a dip into the past with this one - its better than u even remember, and if its ur first time wow congrats enjoy this
February 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
We months from the 20th anniversary of probably the best end to end música urbana album ever made - as we celebrate the bad bunny super bowl take a dip into the past with this one - its better than u even remember, and if its ur first time wow congrats enjoy this
Bad Bunny got to drop that "Que si soy maleante? Cabrón yo no sé, lo que sé es que los nervios no existen después de dos Percocet" for the real fans that been here since 16
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Bad Bunny got to drop that "Que si soy maleante? Cabrón yo no sé, lo que sé es que los nervios no existen después de dos Percocet" for the real fans that been here since 16