Daniel
@escargotpro.bsky.social
CMO of ShirtlessSummer and MidtownMagic campaigns; bylines in Mids Aficionado; bootleg perfume expert; he him or they; vote for Zohran: zohranfornyc.com
Reading a book I think will help me pretend its summer
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Reading a book I think will help me pretend its summer
Its that olives in the fridge meme but about something so evil its now been ruined for life and you shudder when you see it
From: [redacted]
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
February 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Its that olives in the fridge meme but about something so evil its now been ruined for life and you shudder when you see it
Bad Bunny's unexpected Monoculture Comeback
February 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Bad Bunny's unexpected Monoculture Comeback
Its so funny da NFL throwing a Hail Mary to get non english speaking cultures to play football cause too many US folks know it gives you CTE to create the talent pool large enough to maintain the league & a bunch of dumb American conservatives who live for watching it dont get it
February 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Its so funny da NFL throwing a Hail Mary to get non english speaking cultures to play football cause too many US folks know it gives you CTE to create the talent pool large enough to maintain the league & a bunch of dumb American conservatives who live for watching it dont get it
We months from the 20th anniversary of probably the best end to end música urbana album ever made - as we celebrate the bad bunny super bowl take a dip into the past with this one - its better than u even remember, and if its ur first time wow congrats enjoy this
February 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
We months from the 20th anniversary of probably the best end to end música urbana album ever made - as we celebrate the bad bunny super bowl take a dip into the past with this one - its better than u even remember, and if its ur first time wow congrats enjoy this
Bad Bunny got to drop that "Que si soy maleante? Cabrón yo no sé, lo que sé es que los nervios no existen después de dos Percocet" for the real fans that been here since 16
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Bad Bunny got to drop that "Que si soy maleante? Cabrón yo no sé, lo que sé es que los nervios no existen después de dos Percocet" for the real fans that been here since 16
Too many US ppl trying to do Woke Discourse about Bad Bunny rn without knowing the Key Discourses of Puerto Rican Rap:
*why does cosculluela say the n word so much??
*daddy yankee is a prominent republican surrogate?!?
*arcangel had to raise drug addict nicky jams kids?!?
*why does cosculluela say the n word so much??
*daddy yankee is a prominent republican surrogate?!?
*arcangel had to raise drug addict nicky jams kids?!?
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Too many US ppl trying to do Woke Discourse about Bad Bunny rn without knowing the Key Discourses of Puerto Rican Rap:
*why does cosculluela say the n word so much??
*daddy yankee is a prominent republican surrogate?!?
*arcangel had to raise drug addict nicky jams kids?!?
*why does cosculluela say the n word so much??
*daddy yankee is a prominent republican surrogate?!?
*arcangel had to raise drug addict nicky jams kids?!?
Dog imagine how happy these 2 ppl would have been like 15 years ago outside of the conservative project just talking about out of body experiences and past lives and auras and dimensions and lucid dreams and shit. Born to be Jesse & Celine, forced by the world to be Gremlins
Candace Owens saying that she and Charlie Kirk could astral project is it?
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Dog imagine how happy these 2 ppl would have been like 15 years ago outside of the conservative project just talking about out of body experiences and past lives and auras and dimensions and lucid dreams and shit. Born to be Jesse & Celine, forced by the world to be Gremlins
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NYC tandem form to donate to whole 2026 state slate - make this shit blow up give it 1 trillion dollars
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Chip in!
Show your support with a contribution.
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February 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
NYC tandem form to donate to whole 2026 state slate - make this shit blow up give it 1 trillion dollars
secure.actblue.com/donate/slate...
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Honestly shes the only one who can save the dollar. She'll propose some woke global stuff Europeans, Chinese LATAM will love. Trump molested the money sooo much & a guy like Newsom just doesnt have the imagination to make it shine again - vote aoc if u ever want to retire
Next week, AOC plans on speaking at the Munich Security Conference. There, she is expected to present a left-wing alternative to Trump’s foreign policy.
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Honestly shes the only one who can save the dollar. She'll propose some woke global stuff Europeans, Chinese LATAM will love. Trump molested the money sooo much & a guy like Newsom just doesnt have the imagination to make it shine again - vote aoc if u ever want to retire
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
NYC tandem form to donate to whole 2026 state slate - make this shit blow up give it 1 trillion dollars
secure.actblue.com/donate/slate...
secure.actblue.com/donate/slate...
Chip in!
Show your support with a contribution.
secure.actblue.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
NYC tandem form to donate to whole 2026 state slate - make this shit blow up give it 1 trillion dollars
secure.actblue.com/donate/slate...
secure.actblue.com/donate/slate...
Twitter sucks but I really dont think this is how the algorithm works for most leftish ppl there. It will show you the stupidest cranks of the left and give you bad opinions yes but it wont make you more pro trump youre fenced off from that
if you spend any significant amount of time on X the everything app, your brain is being cooked
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Twitter sucks but I really dont think this is how the algorithm works for most leftish ppl there. It will show you the stupidest cranks of the left and give you bad opinions yes but it wont make you more pro trump youre fenced off from that
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We're traumatizing thousands of kids for life. The people behind this are monsters.
This is Maria, a 6-year-old detained by ICE last year.
She began to unravel soon after arriving at a detention center in Texas, wetting the bed after years without accidents, crying through the night and begging to breastfeed again.
Most of all, she wanted to be reunited with her cat, Milo. 1/
She began to unravel soon after arriving at a detention center in Texas, wetting the bed after years without accidents, crying through the night and begging to breastfeed again.
Most of all, she wanted to be reunited with her cat, Milo. 1/
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
We're traumatizing thousands of kids for life. The people behind this are monsters.
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Inject this into my veins
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Inject this into my veins
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Knocking on doors, talking to our neighbors about their struggles and dreams, organizing them to take action— it's a transformational experience for both the canvasser and the canvassed.
And it's how we win.
act.clairevaldezforcongress.com/events
And it's how we win.
act.clairevaldezforcongress.com/events
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Knocking on doors, talking to our neighbors about their struggles and dreams, organizing them to take action— it's a transformational experience for both the canvasser and the canvassed.
And it's how we win.
act.clairevaldezforcongress.com/events
And it's how we win.
act.clairevaldezforcongress.com/events
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One day after being sworn in and casting my first votes in Albany, and two days after winning our election, I came back to Astoria and went straight to a town hall with @aoc.bsky.social.
It’s a privilege to get to serve our community at this pivotal moment. And we are not slowing down!
It’s a privilege to get to serve our community at this pivotal moment. And we are not slowing down!
February 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
One day after being sworn in and casting my first votes in Albany, and two days after winning our election, I came back to Astoria and went straight to a town hall with @aoc.bsky.social.
It’s a privilege to get to serve our community at this pivotal moment. And we are not slowing down!
It’s a privilege to get to serve our community at this pivotal moment. And we are not slowing down!
I mean in a dem primary which it should be noted most working ppl dont give a shit about voting in, so reading the social class and racial tea leaves of them is always kind of stupid
Progressives are the party of 50k-200k-income democrats. It's a pretty consistent trend
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I mean in a dem primary which it should be noted most working ppl dont give a shit about voting in, so reading the social class and racial tea leaves of them is always kind of stupid
Honestly shes the only one who can save the dollar. She'll propose some woke global stuff Europeans, Chinese LATAM will love. Trump molested the money sooo much & a guy like Newsom just doesnt have the imagination to make it shine again - vote aoc if u ever want to retire
Next week, AOC plans on speaking at the Munich Security Conference. There, she is expected to present a left-wing alternative to Trump’s foreign policy.
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Honestly shes the only one who can save the dollar. She'll propose some woke global stuff Europeans, Chinese LATAM will love. Trump molested the money sooo much & a guy like Newsom just doesnt have the imagination to make it shine again - vote aoc if u ever want to retire
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Acorn promoted civic engagement, democracy, and social justice, but the Democratic Party killed the entire national org because of one highly doctored video made by a right-wing scam artist. Yet they vote to fund ICE as agents brazenly violate the constitution and murder civilians in the street
every time the dems try to do some 'we're trying to be hip with the kids, get influencers in on all this, rock the vote' deal i think about the votes to defund ACORN in 2009, while dems still had strong majorities in both house and senate, and what the vote tallies were
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Acorn promoted civic engagement, democracy, and social justice, but the Democratic Party killed the entire national org because of one highly doctored video made by a right-wing scam artist. Yet they vote to fund ICE as agents brazenly violate the constitution and murder civilians in the street
Reading another Caja Negra book - my hands down favorite publisher now
February 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Reading another Caja Negra book - my hands down favorite publisher now
No cooking discourse im in RecessionMode. I eat a single broccoli floret on the hour every hour. 3 fairlifes thru day. No alcohol no drugs. Only treat is a single matcha. Breath thru the pain. Watch the lines go down thru the tormented window. We live in the Quiet Season now
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
No cooking discourse im in RecessionMode. I eat a single broccoli floret on the hour every hour. 3 fairlifes thru day. No alcohol no drugs. Only treat is a single matcha. Breath thru the pain. Watch the lines go down thru the tormented window. We live in the Quiet Season now
Dont understand the cooking discourse, cooking is very easy you just need to get a shit paying job in a small Italian restaurant with a horrible clientele for a part time weed dealer named like Ernesto or Roberto when youre like 17 in 2006 in Kensington Brooklyn by the cemetary
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Dont understand the cooking discourse, cooking is very easy you just need to get a shit paying job in a small Italian restaurant with a horrible clientele for a part time weed dealer named like Ernesto or Roberto when youre like 17 in 2006 in Kensington Brooklyn by the cemetary
Mine was 38524x better
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Mine was 38524x better