Daniel
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Sea of Love Sex Scene
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sea of Love Sex Scene
Was obsessed with this movie when i was 20 - now seated (guessing im gonna love it again)
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Was obsessed with this movie when i was 20 - now seated (guessing im gonna love it again)
I always rejected letterbox cause 4 movies is crazy if you Tastes you got like 12 faves for num 1 min
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I always rejected letterbox cause 4 movies is crazy if you Tastes you got like 12 faves for num 1 min
Before Trilogy the realest straight ppl romcom shit ever cause its a trilogy written by both the man and the woman and they were both obligated to go do it irl - i never get sick of it
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Before Trilogy the realest straight ppl romcom shit ever cause its a trilogy written by both the man and the woman and they were both obligated to go do it irl - i never get sick of it
I too once violated house arrest because of a hiccup meds related psychosis
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I too once violated house arrest because of a hiccup meds related psychosis
Just put on the last 8 minutes of Before Midnight and cried - im in Thanksgiving mode, im very thankful for this beautiful life
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just put on the last 8 minutes of Before Midnight and cried - im in Thanksgiving mode, im very thankful for this beautiful life
Nobody does Local News like da Big Apple
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Nobody does Local News like da Big Apple
They got to make a completely drama less just relaxed fourth Before movie about them just being cool chill ass old people, maybe half of it is just them watching a movie
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
They got to make a completely drama less just relaxed fourth Before movie about them just being cool chill ass old people, maybe half of it is just them watching a movie
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You Are Gonna Miss That Plane, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You Are Gonna Miss That Plane, Charlie Brown
You can never replace anyone because everyone is made up of such beautiful specific details
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You can never replace anyone because everyone is made up of such beautiful specific details
I think you just gotta strap young angry guys down and make them watch the before trilogy like its clockwork orange
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I think you just gotta strap young angry guys down and make them watch the before trilogy like its clockwork orange
MUTUAL AID REQUEST - like and follow my posts on bluesky dot com
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
MUTUAL AID REQUEST - like and follow my posts on bluesky dot com
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November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Ryan Lizza is writing his 4th pay walled op-ed about how hes single because he lacked the intellectual and spiritual fortitude to engage in french style reciprocal cheating
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Ryan Lizza is writing his 4th pay walled op-ed about how hes single because he lacked the intellectual and spiritual fortitude to engage in french style reciprocal cheating
Ppl like "why are you like that?!??"
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ppl like "why are you like that?!??"
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WASTE MANAGEMENT CEO: you guys smell that... thats the smell of MONEY
WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering]
WASTE MANAGEMENT CEO: thats the smell of MONEY!!!!
WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering louder]
WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering]
WASTE MANAGEMENT CEO: thats the smell of MONEY!!!!
WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering louder]
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
WASTE MANAGEMENT CEO: you guys smell that... thats the smell of MONEY
WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering]
WASTE MANAGEMENT CEO: thats the smell of MONEY!!!!
WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering louder]
WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering]
WASTE MANAGEMENT CEO: thats the smell of MONEY!!!!
WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering louder]
Ryan Lizza is writing his 4th pay walled op-ed about how hes single because he lacked the intellectual and spiritual fortitude to engage in french style reciprocal cheating
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Ryan Lizza is writing his 4th pay walled op-ed about how hes single because he lacked the intellectual and spiritual fortitude to engage in french style reciprocal cheating
I dont know what i think about it but i would love to read a piece about how Sydney Sweeney not only stars in but produces/executive produces highly Woke Movies while personally messaging shes a Nazi irl. She may be in bruce willis surrogate body for Clint Eastwood type situation
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I dont know what i think about it but i would love to read a piece about how Sydney Sweeney not only stars in but produces/executive produces highly Woke Movies while personally messaging shes a Nazi irl. She may be in bruce willis surrogate body for Clint Eastwood type situation
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As far as I’m concerned every computer sucks dick now
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
As far as I’m concerned every computer sucks dick now
Muriel Browser got "dragged from rooter to tooter"- lets analyze why:
🥷 0 Boosters Boosting
🖥 0 Puters Puting
📋 0 Recruiting
👨🎓 she never tutored the student
🧠 she dont nurture the brain, she not moving da Movement
2️⃣ did she put 2 on producers?
🏀 she da loser of Hoosiers
🥷 0 Boosters Boosting
🖥 0 Puters Puting
📋 0 Recruiting
👨🎓 she never tutored the student
🧠 she dont nurture the brain, she not moving da Movement
2️⃣ did she put 2 on producers?
🏀 she da loser of Hoosiers
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Muriel Browser got "dragged from rooter to tooter"- lets analyze why:
🥷 0 Boosters Boosting
🖥 0 Puters Puting
📋 0 Recruiting
👨🎓 she never tutored the student
🧠 she dont nurture the brain, she not moving da Movement
2️⃣ did she put 2 on producers?
🏀 she da loser of Hoosiers
🥷 0 Boosters Boosting
🖥 0 Puters Puting
📋 0 Recruiting
👨🎓 she never tutored the student
🧠 she dont nurture the brain, she not moving da Movement
2️⃣ did she put 2 on producers?
🏀 she da loser of Hoosiers
Few pleasures in life like standing on a balcony in your underwear
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Few pleasures in life like standing on a balcony in your underwear
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Stop Making SNES would be a great name for a chiptune Talking Heads cover act
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Stop Making SNES would be a great name for a chiptune Talking Heads cover act
May 2026 Democratic Debate
Chi: my Queens deserve Health Care!
Hakeem: well...from the perspective of outcomes - we are, frankly- in thinking; and doing! - more & more; on a progressive swing, but also center- its so important- well; as we uh - spread love its the Brooklyn way
Chi: my Queens deserve Health Care!
Hakeem: well...from the perspective of outcomes - we are, frankly- in thinking; and doing! - more & more; on a progressive swing, but also center- its so important- well; as we uh - spread love its the Brooklyn way
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
May 2026 Democratic Debate
Chi: my Queens deserve Health Care!
Hakeem: well...from the perspective of outcomes - we are, frankly- in thinking; and doing! - more & more; on a progressive swing, but also center- its so important- well; as we uh - spread love its the Brooklyn way
Chi: my Queens deserve Health Care!
Hakeem: well...from the perspective of outcomes - we are, frankly- in thinking; and doing! - more & more; on a progressive swing, but also center- its so important- well; as we uh - spread love its the Brooklyn way