Daniel
@escargotpro.bsky.social
CMO of ShirtlessSummer and MidtownMagic campaigns; bylines in Mids Aficionado; bootleg perfume expert; he him or they; vote for Zohran: zohranfornyc.com
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
NYC tandem form to donate to whole 2026 state slate - make this shit blow up give it 1 trillion dollars
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February 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
NYC tandem form to donate to whole 2026 state slate - make this shit blow up give it 1 trillion dollars
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Twitter sucks but I really dont think this is how the algorithm works for most leftish ppl there. It will show you the stupidest cranks of the left and give you bad opinions yes but it wont make you more pro trump youre fenced off from that
if you spend any significant amount of time on X the everything app, your brain is being cooked
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Twitter sucks but I really dont think this is how the algorithm works for most leftish ppl there. It will show you the stupidest cranks of the left and give you bad opinions yes but it wont make you more pro trump youre fenced off from that
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We're traumatizing thousands of kids for life. The people behind this are monsters.
This is Maria, a 6-year-old detained by ICE last year.
She began to unravel soon after arriving at a detention center in Texas, wetting the bed after years without accidents, crying through the night and begging to breastfeed again.
Most of all, she wanted to be reunited with her cat, Milo. 1/
She began to unravel soon after arriving at a detention center in Texas, wetting the bed after years without accidents, crying through the night and begging to breastfeed again.
Most of all, she wanted to be reunited with her cat, Milo. 1/
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
We're traumatizing thousands of kids for life. The people behind this are monsters.
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Inject this into my veins
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Inject this into my veins
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Knocking on doors, talking to our neighbors about their struggles and dreams, organizing them to take action— it's a transformational experience for both the canvasser and the canvassed.
And it's how we win.
act.clairevaldezforcongress.com/events
And it's how we win.
act.clairevaldezforcongress.com/events
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Knocking on doors, talking to our neighbors about their struggles and dreams, organizing them to take action— it's a transformational experience for both the canvasser and the canvassed.
And it's how we win.
act.clairevaldezforcongress.com/events
And it's how we win.
act.clairevaldezforcongress.com/events
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One day after being sworn in and casting my first votes in Albany, and two days after winning our election, I came back to Astoria and went straight to a town hall with @aoc.bsky.social.
It’s a privilege to get to serve our community at this pivotal moment. And we are not slowing down!
It’s a privilege to get to serve our community at this pivotal moment. And we are not slowing down!
February 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
One day after being sworn in and casting my first votes in Albany, and two days after winning our election, I came back to Astoria and went straight to a town hall with @aoc.bsky.social.
It’s a privilege to get to serve our community at this pivotal moment. And we are not slowing down!
It’s a privilege to get to serve our community at this pivotal moment. And we are not slowing down!
I mean in a dem primary which it should be noted most working ppl dont give a shit about voting in, so reading the social class and racial tea leaves of them is always kind of stupid
Progressives are the party of 50k-200k-income democrats. It's a pretty consistent trend
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I mean in a dem primary which it should be noted most working ppl dont give a shit about voting in, so reading the social class and racial tea leaves of them is always kind of stupid
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Honestly shes the only one who can save the dollar. She'll propose some woke global stuff Europeans, Chinese LATAM will love. Trump molested the money sooo much & a guy like Newsom just doesnt have the imagination to make it shine again - vote aoc if u ever want to retire
Next week, AOC plans on speaking at the Munich Security Conference. There, she is expected to present a left-wing alternative to Trump’s foreign policy.
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Honestly shes the only one who can save the dollar. She'll propose some woke global stuff Europeans, Chinese LATAM will love. Trump molested the money sooo much & a guy like Newsom just doesnt have the imagination to make it shine again - vote aoc if u ever want to retire
Honestly shes the only one who can save the dollar. She'll propose some woke global stuff Europeans, Chinese LATAM will love. Trump molested the money sooo much & a guy like Newsom just doesnt have the imagination to make it shine again - vote aoc if u ever want to retire
Next week, AOC plans on speaking at the Munich Security Conference. There, she is expected to present a left-wing alternative to Trump’s foreign policy.
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Honestly shes the only one who can save the dollar. She'll propose some woke global stuff Europeans, Chinese LATAM will love. Trump molested the money sooo much & a guy like Newsom just doesnt have the imagination to make it shine again - vote aoc if u ever want to retire
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Acorn promoted civic engagement, democracy, and social justice, but the Democratic Party killed the entire national org because of one highly doctored video made by a right-wing scam artist. Yet they vote to fund ICE as agents brazenly violate the constitution and murder civilians in the street
every time the dems try to do some 'we're trying to be hip with the kids, get influencers in on all this, rock the vote' deal i think about the votes to defund ACORN in 2009, while dems still had strong majorities in both house and senate, and what the vote tallies were
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Acorn promoted civic engagement, democracy, and social justice, but the Democratic Party killed the entire national org because of one highly doctored video made by a right-wing scam artist. Yet they vote to fund ICE as agents brazenly violate the constitution and murder civilians in the street
Reading another Caja Negra book - my hands down favorite publisher now
February 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Reading another Caja Negra book - my hands down favorite publisher now
No cooking discourse im in RecessionMode. I eat a single broccoli floret on the hour every hour. 3 fairlifes thru day. No alcohol no drugs. Only treat is a single matcha. Breath thru the pain. Watch the lines go down thru the tormented window. We live in the Quiet Season now
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
No cooking discourse im in RecessionMode. I eat a single broccoli floret on the hour every hour. 3 fairlifes thru day. No alcohol no drugs. Only treat is a single matcha. Breath thru the pain. Watch the lines go down thru the tormented window. We live in the Quiet Season now
Dont understand the cooking discourse, cooking is very easy you just need to get a shit paying job in a small Italian restaurant with a horrible clientele for a part time weed dealer named like Ernesto or Roberto when youre like 17 in 2006 in Kensington Brooklyn by the cemetary
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Dont understand the cooking discourse, cooking is very easy you just need to get a shit paying job in a small Italian restaurant with a horrible clientele for a part time weed dealer named like Ernesto or Roberto when youre like 17 in 2006 in Kensington Brooklyn by the cemetary
Mine was 38524x better
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Mine was 38524x better
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I will be individually bugging people BUT! if you want to get in on the ground floor of a democratic socialist campaign to upend the New Jersey machine, bring millions in corrupted dollars back home to the people, and be gay as hell while doing it, sign up here: secure.actblue.com/donate/david...
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February 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I will be individually bugging people BUT! if you want to get in on the ground floor of a democratic socialist campaign to upend the New Jersey machine, bring millions in corrupted dollars back home to the people, and be gay as hell while doing it, sign up here: secure.actblue.com/donate/david...
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I wrote about the new Muppet Show, which is, thank God, exactly like the old Muppet Show.
Finally, a Muppet Show Reboot That Understands the Original Appeal of the Muppets
After countless failed gimmicks, this time it’s just like you remembered it.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I wrote about the new Muppet Show, which is, thank God, exactly like the old Muppet Show.
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Kamala like "The Hellapeño: A new cross bred specifically for chefs. It has the thick, juicy walls of a jalapeño but packs 3–5x the heat (up to 30,000 SHU). It’s perfect if you want that crunch in a raw salad with a much stronger kick."
What if Kamala is announcing something out of left field with it? I hope its a cookbook or like a new type of fruit they breeded like a the makopon "new sumo" orange or the "greening resistant" donaldson orange
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Kamala like "The Hellapeño: A new cross bred specifically for chefs. It has the thick, juicy walls of a jalapeño but packs 3–5x the heat (up to 30,000 SHU). It’s perfect if you want that crunch in a raw salad with a much stronger kick."
Kamala like "The Hellapeño: A new cross bred specifically for chefs. It has the thick, juicy walls of a jalapeño but packs 3–5x the heat (up to 30,000 SHU). It’s perfect if you want that crunch in a raw salad with a much stronger kick."
What if Kamala is announcing something out of left field with it? I hope its a cookbook or like a new type of fruit they breeded like a the makopon "new sumo" orange or the "greening resistant" donaldson orange
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Kamala like "The Hellapeño: A new cross bred specifically for chefs. It has the thick, juicy walls of a jalapeño but packs 3–5x the heat (up to 30,000 SHU). It’s perfect if you want that crunch in a raw salad with a much stronger kick."
What if Kamala is announcing something out of left field with it? I hope its a cookbook or like a new type of fruit they breeded like a the makopon "new sumo" orange or the "greening resistant" donaldson orange
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
What if Kamala is announcing something out of left field with it? I hope its a cookbook or like a new type of fruit they breeded like a the makopon "new sumo" orange or the "greening resistant" donaldson orange
Walking around Midtown Manhattan any time of year listening to "Summer Wind"? Always hits.
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Walking around Midtown Manhattan any time of year listening to "Summer Wind"? Always hits.
Thinking about Lost Times & People. Its really so sudden sometimes
Midtown Manhattan. 2026
Midtown Manhattan. 2026
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Thinking about Lost Times & People. Its really so sudden sometimes
Midtown Manhattan. 2026
Midtown Manhattan. 2026
What other city got you walking thru fun lil tunnels all the time?
Midtown Manhattan, 2026
Midtown Manhattan, 2026
February 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
What other city got you walking thru fun lil tunnels all the time?
Midtown Manhattan, 2026
Midtown Manhattan, 2026