Daniel
@escargotpro.bsky.social
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escargotpro.bsky.social
Its cool that in the new brand of better evolved Woke AOC can be pro immigrant pro trans and pro worker but also body shame a short or a fat man - this is the synthesis Hegel taught us about
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When I was in my teens or twenties I used to get mad at people who would cut their fingernails on the subway. Now I get that theyre doing one of the all time most sicko activities & while theyre evil for it theres a certain beauty in being so openly disgusting. C la vie!
escargotpro.bsky.social
Not arguing online - im getting too into matcha instead, this stuff is great
escargotpro.bsky.social
Sticking my hands out like Morpheus to everybody online but both hands contain "The Chill Pill"
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WELCOME NEWSKIES WE DO THINGS "A LIL BIT DIFFERENTLY" AROUND THESE PARTS 😉
escargotpro.bsky.social
27 year old HR women in Kipps Bay were right about matcha this stuff is great
escargotpro.bsky.social
Who was the one who used to post a lot? Pete? I took one look at that guy and decided he sucked
escargotpro.bsky.social
I've always hated the team behind bluesky I dont even know them or anything about them and I knew I hated them instantly
escargotpro.bsky.social
Imagine dancing to this with some lady from Cleveland named Cherille under the eye of the m&m imagine how wild that would be
escargotpro.bsky.social
Thinking about throwing a slow dance party in times square by the tkts steps in November - would you show up and just slow dance with strangers? All slow dances. All strangers. We used to do this in 5th grade its insane there's no venues for adults to do this beside weddings
escargotpro.bsky.social
Its so dumb we have to listen to Van Jones ever talk about politics when his entire resume is like being an annoying west coast maoist & then working for Obama in some bullshit make work "green energy junior czar" role for exactly 37 days
escargotpro.bsky.social
I have set aside 26000 dollars for tickets to this movie. Every time I see a box office tweet i just buy another one vista vision imax I sont give a shit I print out the qr code and hand it to someone on the 7 train the haters will never ever attain my power
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One Battle After Another is doing respectable business, the doomers saying it failed can pipe down. The Thing and Blade Runner opened on the same day and flopped and we still talk about both of them to this day, as we do about most of PTA’s movies. It’ll get 9 Oscar nominations too. Calm down
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One Battle After Another is doing respectable business, the doomers saying it failed can pipe down. The Thing and Blade Runner opened on the same day and flopped and we still talk about both of them to this day, as we do about most of PTA’s movies. It’ll get 9 Oscar nominations too. Calm down
escargotpro.bsky.social
They dont know im buying a ticket a week till xmas
escargotpro.bsky.social
Im listening to aznavour in the gym rn thats where these ideas come from
escargotpro.bsky.social
They should throw a party in manhattan where all you do is slow dance with strangers all night
escargotpro.bsky.social
Turn that Shirelles up breh
escargotpro.bsky.social
Like maybe im just a revisionist suckdem or whatever i think if you were in a group robbing banks during the first obama term you probably are a pretty unstable person
escargotpro.bsky.social
I think ppl get to take the movie, and any movie, however they want. I also think black ppl can respond to any movie however they want. But like I listened to van Lathan, who I really do like a lot & i dont think hes familiar with current radical ppl - many are nuts
escargotpro.bsky.social
Seeing some takes about one battle after another being disrespectful to 1960s black radicals but its about 2010s radicals and some of those people are legitimately insane: like i think some ppl are unfamiliar with like gazi & black hammer - it could have been way worse
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