Jeff Abraham
@jeffabraham.bsky.social
Husband, dad to two kids. Curious, and trying to learn more. Living in Seattle, but still a Canucks fan. Skiing at Baker. Working at MSFT. My opinions are my own.
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Uh, she's a brick house
She's mighty, mighty
Just lettin' it all hang out
And she's a brick house
I like lady's stacked, that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Uh, she's a brick house
Well we're together, everybody knows
This is how the story goes
She's mighty, mighty
Just lettin' it all hang out
And she's a brick house
I like lady's stacked, that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Uh, she's a brick house
Well we're together, everybody knows
This is how the story goes
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Uh, she's a brick house
She's mighty, mighty
Just lettin' it all hang out
And she's a brick house
I like lady's stacked, that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Uh, she's a brick house
Well we're together, everybody knows
This is how the story goes
She's mighty, mighty
Just lettin' it all hang out
And she's a brick house
I like lady's stacked, that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Uh, she's a brick house
Well we're together, everybody knows
This is how the story goes
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This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Feeling a lot better about my Seattle classic backyard right now.
'We were genuinely astonished': This moss survived 9 months outside the International Space Station and could still grow on Earth
'We were genuinely astonished': This moss survived 9 months outside the International Space Station and could still grow on Earth
"This study demonstrates the astonishing resilience of life that originated on Earth."
www.space.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Feeling a lot better about my Seattle classic backyard right now.
I was not aware that the RCAF could drop bombs this accurately.
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I was not aware that the RCAF could drop bombs this accurately.
Asshole buddies remain both the best and worst parts of sports.
The moment Benson mentioned getting in gym time brought out the biggest reaction from the small assembled group of veterans. It's like a big roast.
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Asshole buddies remain both the best and worst parts of sports.
Did anyone ever work out whether dimetapp actually did anything or was just grape sugar water our parents gave us to shut us up?
Just an FYI for anyone who was a kid in the 80s and maybe into the 90s who loved the banana flavoured medicine you used to get (anti-biotics maybe?) - there's a Korean banana flavoured milk (Binggrae) that smells an awful lot like it. Comes in kid sized tetra packs. Do with this info what you will.
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Did anyone ever work out whether dimetapp actually did anything or was just grape sugar water our parents gave us to shut us up?
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I'll be writing a weekly column for CanucksArmy while keeping Pass it to Bulis going on Substack.
Daniel Wagner is joining the CanucksArmy editorial team
Daniel Wagner is joining the CanucksArmy editorial team
It gives me great pleasure to share the news that Daniel Wagner is joining the CanucksArmy team! When Daniel shared the news last week that his former place of work was no longer interested in covering the Vancouver Canucks and that he had been let go, we immediately began working on bringing Daniel to the CA team….
canucksarmy.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'll be writing a weekly column for CanucksArmy while keeping Pass it to Bulis going on Substack.
It was so embarrassing when we both showed up to the Oscar's dressed like this.
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It was so embarrassing when we both showed up to the Oscar's dressed like this.
I feel like it would just be cheaper to fund the relevant food safety agencies, but I guess we could also plan to spend two weeks a month on the shitter.
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I feel like it would just be cheaper to fund the relevant food safety agencies, but I guess we could also plan to spend two weeks a month on the shitter.
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I reference TTFP *all the time* when I'm talking to people about moderation/the experience of being female in technology
When I was at Xbox way back in 07 we came up with a metric: Time to Penis. Hardly an original idea but we had a lot of down time sometimes
It turned out to not matter how mundane the app was, someone would find a way to draw/display or talk about a penis
On average within about 9 seconds of launch
It turned out to not matter how mundane the app was, someone would find a way to draw/display or talk about a penis
On average within about 9 seconds of launch
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I reference TTFP *all the time* when I'm talking to people about moderation/the experience of being female in technology
Sharing to note that while Daniel remains awesome, Vancouver Is Awesome is in need of a new name.
Yesterday morning, I was informed that Vancouver Is Awesome no longer wishes to have Canucks coverage on its website and that I, effectively immediately, was out of a job.
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sharing to note that while Daniel remains awesome, Vancouver Is Awesome is in need of a new name.
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opened package, had this instead...
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
opened package, had this instead...
Real cursed shit for those of us of a certain age (complimentary).
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Real cursed shit for those of us of a certain age (complimentary).
Journalism Ethics Professor: In my class I invented Don't Fuck the Source as a cautionary tale.
America's Elite Reporting Institutions: At long last, we have Fucked the Source from classic journalism class Don't Fuck the Source.
America's Elite Reporting Institutions: At long last, we have Fucked the Source from classic journalism class Don't Fuck the Source.
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Journalism Ethics Professor: In my class I invented Don't Fuck the Source as a cautionary tale.
America's Elite Reporting Institutions: At long last, we have Fucked the Source from classic journalism class Don't Fuck the Source.
America's Elite Reporting Institutions: At long last, we have Fucked the Source from classic journalism class Don't Fuck the Source.
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
"How's your commute?" "Adorable."
toyota introduced a self-driving bubble car for kids but um i want that for me
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"How's your commute?" "Adorable."
You can tell a lot about people from how they handle a loss. Don't let the door hit ya, Bruce.
OK I've watched Mayor Bruce Harrell's concession speech (I'm out of town and had to go eat at a Michelin-starred BBQ place and have some ube and milk tea soft serve first) and he really did say some weird shit about "anomalies" with the election, huh? really setting Mayor-elect Wilson up for success
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You can tell a lot about people from how they handle a loss. Don't let the door hit ya, Bruce.
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There is no material difference in the rates of loneliness for men and women. We are all suffering!
The difference is that men make their loneliness everyone else's goddamn problem and that includes turning it into anger and violence.
But the solution isn't "stop talking about toxic masculinity"
The difference is that men make their loneliness everyone else's goddamn problem and that includes turning it into anger and violence.
But the solution isn't "stop talking about toxic masculinity"
Half of young Canadian men are at risk of ‘problem anger,’ survey finds
Half of young Canadian men risk letting their anger interfere with their daily life, relationships and work, new research suggests.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
There is no material difference in the rates of loneliness for men and women. We are all suffering!
The difference is that men make their loneliness everyone else's goddamn problem and that includes turning it into anger and violence.
But the solution isn't "stop talking about toxic masculinity"
The difference is that men make their loneliness everyone else's goddamn problem and that includes turning it into anger and violence.
But the solution isn't "stop talking about toxic masculinity"
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November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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This site is never beating the "only 38 year olds" rap.
Alt: a photo of a storefront for PLAIDLAND.
Alt: a photo of a storefront for PLAIDLAND.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This site is never beating the "only 38 year olds" rap.
Alt: a photo of a storefront for PLAIDLAND.
Alt: a photo of a storefront for PLAIDLAND.
SAD 'em if ya got 'em.
A gentle reminder to turn on your SAD lamp if you got it
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
SAD 'em if ya got 'em.
Ha ha ha ha ha walking into the fucking ocean now.
There's one that is cloud based, but only sort of so I can see the teacher's responses, but I can't see what my wife sent to prompt it. And that's the good one.
There's one that is cloud based, but only sort of so I can see the teacher's responses, but I can't see what my wife sent to prompt it. And that's the good one.
"If you forget your login, call our wonderful school secretary, Marjorie. No, you can’t just call the office to tell Marjorie your kid is sick; you’ll need to call the office to retrieve your PITA login information, then log in to PITA to tell PITA your kid is sick."
Our School District Can Now Keep Track of Your Child with Just Three Terrible Apps
Other than lawsuits, losing track of a child is every school district’s worst nightmare. We haven’t lost anyone yet, but an EdTech company has pain...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha walking into the fucking ocean now.
There's one that is cloud based, but only sort of so I can see the teacher's responses, but I can't see what my wife sent to prompt it. And that's the good one.
There's one that is cloud based, but only sort of so I can see the teacher's responses, but I can't see what my wife sent to prompt it. And that's the good one.
I'm pretty sure my daughter just played in the greatest 6th grade ultimate game of all time. 8-8 at the end of time. The universe point went back and forth on the field 8 or 10 times. Both teams had miracle throws and catches. Absolutely wild. And my daughter's team won. She knows sports happiness.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm pretty sure my daughter just played in the greatest 6th grade ultimate game of all time. 8-8 at the end of time. The universe point went back and forth on the field 8 or 10 times. Both teams had miracle throws and catches. Absolutely wild. And my daughter's team won. She knows sports happiness.