Jeff Abraham
@jeffabraham.bsky.social
Husband, dad to two kids. Curious, and trying to learn more. Living in Seattle, but still a Canucks fan. Skiing at Baker. Working at MSFT. My opinions are my own.
Every Canuck is positive. This is like seeing the sun in winter in the PNW.
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Every Canuck is positive. This is like seeing the sun in winter in the PNW.
Capitol Hill continuously evolves, but never changes.
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Capitol Hill continuously evolves, but never changes.
Babe, wake up. New Jason Statham movie just dropped.
What if you took a HAMSTER & grew it to the size of a BULL ELEPHANT?
You'd:
A. Have to get a *much bigger* hamster wheel
B. Have something that looks a bit like a giant ground sloth (Megatherium).
Let's talk about what Megatherium has to do with giant tunnels in modern-day Brazil.
You'd:
A. Have to get a *much bigger* hamster wheel
B. Have something that looks a bit like a giant ground sloth (Megatherium).
Let's talk about what Megatherium has to do with giant tunnels in modern-day Brazil.
a brown bear is walking across a gray background
Alt: A brown furry megatherium with long sickle claws is walking in a perfect loop across a grey background.
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Babe, wake up. New Jason Statham movie just dropped.
Dumbo-ass flatware.
Upsetting flatware continued
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Dumbo-ass flatware.
The Vancouver Canucks will celebrate the Kalamazoo Wings by continuing to play like an ECHL team. #TeamTank
#Canucks’ ECHL-Affiliate Announce Specialty Jerseys In Celebration Of NHL Team
@thehockeynews.bsky.social
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Canucks’ ECHL-Affiliate Announce Specialty Jerseys In Celebration Of NHL Team
The Canucks' ECHL-affiliate, the Kalamazoo Wings, will be hosting a 'Canucks Night' on Saturday featuring themed jerseys.
thehockeynews.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The Vancouver Canucks will celebrate the Kalamazoo Wings by continuing to play like an ECHL team. #TeamTank
This is genuinely great and extremely NYC.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This is genuinely great and extremely NYC.
I'm so pale that I glow in the dark, and I discovered over Christmas that our Métis lineage isn't just a family legend. One of my paternal grandmother's parents was Métis. I wish that I knew earlier (mostly that I had asked earlier) and that this had been openly talked about while she was alive.
Yup. Like I said, Elon and other great replacement weirdos genuinely believe this. They think Patrick has betrayed white people.🤷🏿♂️
But like I said, if Patrick checks his own DNA, he will already find 2% to 10% non-white DNA. He's already been "replaced" by his great great grandparents getting busy.🙂
But like I said, if Patrick checks his own DNA, he will already find 2% to 10% non-white DNA. He's already been "replaced" by his great great grandparents getting busy.🙂
Elon must view me as a race traitor, since I’m a white man who has three kids and they’re “non-white”.
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I'm so pale that I glow in the dark, and I discovered over Christmas that our Métis lineage isn't just a family legend. One of my paternal grandmother's parents was Métis. I wish that I knew earlier (mostly that I had asked earlier) and that this had been openly talked about while she was alive.
Reading Rainbow made an excellent selection.
I’m so sorry, Minneapolis, Minnesota. This should never have happened. You may not have known her, but you may be heartbroken- for she was a neighbor just like you. In the words of Mister Rogers, “feelings are legitimate.” ❤️🩹
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Reading Rainbow made an excellent selection.
A headline that your brain will instinctively reject as something you misread.
"Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain" sounds like a terrible, weird, sex comedy parody of "Reading Lolita in Tehran."
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...
‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War
Not one, but two letters were sent from the Pentagon to a Toronto-based sex toy store, found inside the boxes of returned adult items that had somehow made their way to a U.S naval base in Bahrain.
www.ctvnews.ca
January 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
A headline that your brain will instinctively reject as something you misread.
@hacks4pancakes.com I feel like you're using one reply to answer multiple questions here.
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
@hacks4pancakes.com I feel like you're using one reply to answer multiple questions here.
Sometimes, you just need to be rationally upset at minor things. This thread feeds that need for me.
Upsetting flatware continued
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Sometimes, you just need to be rationally upset at minor things. This thread feeds that need for me.
This is a color photo. This is, somehow, my happy place.
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is a color photo. This is, somehow, my happy place.
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December 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
In my happy place.
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
In my happy place.
What an excellent use of wealth; to truly love thy neighbor. As my partner said this morning, the next time we travel to a new place, we're buying whatever Rick Steves is selling.
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an excellent use of wealth; to truly love thy neighbor. As my partner said this morning, the next time we travel to a new place, we're buying whatever Rick Steves is selling.
Crepe batter in the blender achieved almost perfect laminar flow this morning. Cooking is a great nerd activity.
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Crepe batter in the blender achieved almost perfect laminar flow this morning. Cooking is a great nerd activity.
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December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ugh. One of my sisters had her garage flood and some water made it into the rest of the basement. This is going to be a giant mess for so many people.
“B.C. facing ‘unprecedented’ home flooding, says restoration company” cheknews.ca/b-c-facing-u... - @cheknews.ca
#AtmosphericRiver #BCFlood #YYJ
#AtmosphericRiver #BCFlood #YYJ
B.C. facing 'unprecedented' home flooding, says restoration company
PureClean Victoria's owner says this storm is being considered a catastrophic event in the restoration industry.
cheknews.ca
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ugh. One of my sisters had her garage flood and some water made it into the rest of the basement. This is going to be a giant mess for so many people.
"Wake up, babe. New kind of passive-aggressive cat just dropped."
My cat has invented a new game, which involves trying to lie down across my keyboard *while I am using it* without me noticing
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Wake up, babe. New kind of passive-aggressive cat just dropped."
Pulitzer. We'll figure out the category later.
U.S. plan to inspect Canadians’ social media overwhelmed by Peter Mansbridge thirst traps
U.S. plan to inspect Canadians’ social media overwhelmed by Peter Mansbridge thirst traps
NIAGARA FALLS - A recently U.S. proposal to demand 5 years of social media history from travellers has hit a snag, as American customs agents were wholly overwhelmed by the sheer volume of Peter Mansb...
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December 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Pulitzer. We'll figure out the category later.
One of the joys my wife and I had recently was overcoming the resistance of our children to any movie more than five years old, and introducing them to The Princess Bride. They loved it. "Anybody want a peanut?" echoed through our house for weeks afterwards. Rest in peace.
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
One of the joys my wife and I had recently was overcoming the resistance of our children to any movie more than five years old, and introducing them to The Princess Bride. They loved it. "Anybody want a peanut?" echoed through our house for weeks afterwards. Rest in peace.
@cviibyz.bsky.social this is an extremely random question, and I'm not expecting you to know, but if you were looking for sources for pictures of ancient Egyptian dwellings where would you start? My middle schooler has a project and wants to draw homes for nobles/middle class/poor Egyptians.
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@cviibyz.bsky.social this is an extremely random question, and I'm not expecting you to know, but if you were looking for sources for pictures of ancient Egyptian dwellings where would you start? My middle schooler has a project and wants to draw homes for nobles/middle class/poor Egyptians.
Chuck, I love you, but, other than the rock-hard nature of the apple, this entire review could have been:
Move fish,
Get out the flav,
Get out the flav, fish
Get out the flav.
Move fish,
Get out the flav,
Get out the flav, fish
Get out the flav.
My review of this very ludicrous apple, the Ludacrisp.
(Also yes, Virginia, there IS a "Honeycrisp 2" coming, wtf.)
(Also yes, Virginia, there IS a "Honeycrisp 2" coming, wtf.)
Apple Review #38: Ludacrisp (Also, There’s A Honeycrisp Part Two??)
This is not a review of the work or the life of actor and rapper Ludacris, aka Christopher Brian Bridges. It is also not a review of the apple called Ludicrisp, which is a different (and better, an…
terribleminds.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Chuck, I love you, but, other than the rock-hard nature of the apple, this entire review could have been:
Move fish,
Get out the flav,
Get out the flav, fish
Get out the flav.
Move fish,
Get out the flav,
Get out the flav, fish
Get out the flav.
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This is a fine thing to want and there's no reason to believe it will work even ignoring the emergency room context everyone is coming up with.
Also $1T/yr is roughly the size of the Medicare budget.
Also $1T/yr is roughly the size of the Medicare budget.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This is a fine thing to want and there's no reason to believe it will work even ignoring the emergency room context everyone is coming up with.
Also $1T/yr is roughly the size of the Medicare budget.
Also $1T/yr is roughly the size of the Medicare budget.
As a parent of a kid on the spectrum, bless these spaces. All info dumping, all the time.
A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
As a parent of a kid on the spectrum, bless these spaces. All info dumping, all the time.