there were whole categories of content devoted to women showing what they keep in their purses and it is asinine to pretend "edc" is different somehow because it involves more knives and paracord by volume

"EDC", or as it's literally always been called when women do it, accessorizing,

some econ dirtbag: "as you can see by these 16 incomprehensible graphs, Number Go Up So Everything Is Fine 🙂"
me: *can't afford to use my health insurance because the deductible is more than I make in 2 months* ok

yeah like I could not give less of a shit if "The Economy" is doing Great(tm). PEOPLE are suffering. like what the fuck are we even doing here if "The Economy" isn't representative of How People Are Doing, Financially. like why do we give a single fuck. i don't.

Savory French toast with a fried egg and some kind of cheese on top

probably it would have a fried egg and cheese curds on top

rent is 66% of my paycheck dude

I get this, also because I'm a 30-something white hipster woman with glasses and bangs they like to try transphobia on me too. Hugely satisfying to see them uncomfortably scramble to backpedal when they realize I'm not one of them and won't allow that shit

Big poofy 1890s skirts meant more lap space for kitties!!!

- if you hear him say "Uh-oh...", hit the deck

It's been such an epidemic in Milwaukee that half the Kias in the city don't have license plates at all anymore

Actually Knowing Things About Death Care in this country is like, idk, privileged or something now (I also know this the hard way I am sorry you get this too)

You got to see a doctor? Usually I just get insulted by a Nurse Practitioner

Don't get it twisted I am absolutely wearing it anyway I'm just powerfully aware that I look like I have stepped out of the year 2009 and as a millennial I think I should be forgiven for that

zoboomafoo

it's also how we knew Jared Leto was a creep 20 years ago, there were soooo many posts about how much he loved sleeping with underaged groupies of his crappy emo band backstage at shows. A couple rumors is one thing but this was threads full of girls going "oh he knew FULL well I was 16"

I had a friend back in high school (mid 00s) who loved reading groupie forums, everything on there was anonymous and unverified but they named famous names. I have heard things about specific celebrities sexual proclivities that would turn your hair white

Literally a life saving procedure in her case, her doctors TOLD HER that a third pregnancy WOULD kill her and they still wouldn't do it because she was "too young". I never fail to be astonished at the idiocy in the medical profession tbh

Military doctors are pretty notorious for giving the "what if your husband wants more kids" "you'll change your pretty little mind later" spiel I guess, thankfully she was still young enough that she could switch to her parents' insurance but she had to fly home and have it done