boneskull
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added a nyan cat reporter to modestbench
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
added a nyan cat reporter to modestbench
I want a cozy farm sim game that is also completely fucked up
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I want a cozy farm sim game that is also completely fucked up
I'm not a player, I just push a lot
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm not a player, I just push a lot
DID YOU KNOW that modestbench can run your tests as benchmarks (a la vitest)? currently supports Mocha, AVA and node:test.
look at my thing dammit:
modestbench.dev
look at my thing dammit:
modestbench.dev
modestbench
A full-ass benchmarking framework for Node.js
modestbench.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
DID YOU KNOW that modestbench can run your tests as benchmarks (a la vitest)? currently supports Mocha, AVA and node:test.
look at my thing dammit:
modestbench.dev
look at my thing dammit:
modestbench.dev
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created playwright-spec-reporter because the default 'list' reporter wounded me deeply www.npmjs.com/package/play...
www.npmjs.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
created playwright-spec-reporter because the default 'list' reporter wounded me deeply www.npmjs.com/package/play...
it took nine years, but I migrated from antigen to antidote
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
it took nine years, but I migrated from antigen to antidote
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I remember when this whole thing (every mp3 and every VHS rip) just dropped on somebody's Blogger page one day. Digging into it was like some clandestine artefact from an alternate universe where Chariots Of Fire never existed: except both did coexist in ours, what an incredible guy Vangelis was
A chat with @andyzax.bsky.social reminded me of a real late 1990s artifact, Vangelis's "Tegos Tapes," done for a Greek surgeon as background music for training videos because said surgeon figured just him talking would be boring as shit. 8 hours plus of spacelanes drift!
Vangelis - The Tegos Tapes (1998) : Annum Integrum : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
The Tegos Tapes is an interesting example of an obscure and heretofore unreleased Vangelis soundtrack unknown by many of even his most devoted fans.The...
archive.org
October 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I remember when this whole thing (every mp3 and every VHS rip) just dropped on somebody's Blogger page one day. Digging into it was like some clandestine artefact from an alternate universe where Chariots Of Fire never existed: except both did coexist in ours, what an incredible guy Vangelis was
cenobite, a hardened test runner with single-process isolation built on node:test:
github.com/boneskull/ce...
github.com/boneskull/ce...
GitHub - boneskull/cenobite: A hardened test runner using Secure EcmaScript (SES)
A hardened test runner using Secure EcmaScript (SES) - boneskull/cenobite
github.com
October 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
cenobite, a hardened test runner with single-process isolation built on node:test:
github.com/boneskull/ce...
github.com/boneskull/ce...
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This is the best, no bullshit explanation of what’s been going on, and as far as I can tell 100% lines up with what I know about the details here, including non-public ones, fwiw
September 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is the best, no bullshit explanation of what’s been going on, and as far as I can tell 100% lines up with what I know about the details here, including non-public ones, fwiw
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After a series of submissions on LEGO Ideas, the LEGO Group is finally teaming up with Daft Punk for digital minifigures and a build.
www.brickfanatics.com/lego-daft-pu...
#LEGO #DaftPunk #LEGONews
www.brickfanatics.com/lego-daft-pu...
#LEGO #DaftPunk #LEGONews
September 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
After a series of submissions on LEGO Ideas, the LEGO Group is finally teaming up with Daft Punk for digital minifigures and a build.
www.brickfanatics.com/lego-daft-pu...
#LEGO #DaftPunk #LEGONews
www.brickfanatics.com/lego-daft-pu...
#LEGO #DaftPunk #LEGONews
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if you have a website that automatically updates status on an interval, put some kind of countdown on that shit. if you don't, I'm gonna refresh the hell out of it anyway
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if you have a website that automatically updates status on an interval, put some kind of countdown on that shit. if you don't, I'm gonna refresh the hell out of it anyway
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ECMAScript excitement 😉
Congrats to Mark Miller on advancing the proposal for "Non-extensible applies to Private" to Stage 3 today at TC39 🎉
This breaking change means that if you seal/freeze an object, it cannot later have private fields stamped upon it ❄️
Congrats to Mark Miller on advancing the proposal for "Non-extensible applies to Private" to Stage 3 today at TC39 🎉
This breaking change means that if you seal/freeze an object, it cannot later have private fields stamped upon it ❄️
September 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
ECMAScript excitement 😉
Congrats to Mark Miller on advancing the proposal for "Non-extensible applies to Private" to Stage 3 today at TC39 🎉
This breaking change means that if you seal/freeze an object, it cannot later have private fields stamped upon it ❄️
Congrats to Mark Miller on advancing the proposal for "Non-extensible applies to Private" to Stage 3 today at TC39 🎉
This breaking change means that if you seal/freeze an object, it cannot later have private fields stamped upon it ❄️
oh yeah now I remember why I stay off this site
September 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
oh yeah now I remember why I stay off this site
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watching npm not respond for hours as compromised package authors plead for help taking down infected packages
September 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
watching npm not respond for hours as compromised package authors plead for help taking down infected packages
and now I resume my social media hiatus
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
and now I resume my social media hiatus
I forked the old npm-merge-driver to work with npm v7+ because package-lock.json conflicts were harshing my mellow
www.npmjs.com/package/pack...
#npm #nodejs
www.npmjs.com/package/pack...
#npm #nodejs
package-lock-merge-driver
Git merge driver for package-lock.json. Latest version: 0.0.1, last published: 4 minutes ago. Start using package-lock-merge-driver in your project by running `npm i package-lock-merge-driver`. There ...
www.npmjs.com
August 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I forked the old npm-merge-driver to work with npm v7+ because package-lock.json conflicts were harshing my mellow
www.npmjs.com/package/pack...
#npm #nodejs
www.npmjs.com/package/pack...
#npm #nodejs
@trott.bsky.social do you get this joke?
nobody:
me, after I picking up Johnny Cash as I’m driving on I-80 near Winnemucca:
me, after I picking up Johnny Cash as I’m driving on I-80 near Winnemucca:
a man says " a simple yes or no is fine "
Alt: a man says " a simple yes or no is fine "
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@trott.bsky.social do you get this joke?