Coda
@codahale.com
Junior Financier at Global Antifa Networks, recipient of the December 2012 George Soros Lil’ Leftist award
The correct pie opinion is: sweet potato pie from Lois The Pie Queen, Oakland, CA.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The correct pie opinion is: sweet potato pie from Lois The Pie Queen, Oakland, CA.
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
I can tell I’m not getting enough sunshine because I had a whole “maybe I should grow a mustache” thought today
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I can tell I’m not getting enough sunshine because I had a whole “maybe I should grow a mustache” thought today
Yo Gabba Gabba is kind of fucked up. Like, obviously DJ Lance is a demiurge, but even random bits of lore are unsettling. Plex can materialize arbitrary things from his head ray but Foofa can’t afford her insulin? How is that ok?
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yo Gabba Gabba is kind of fucked up. Like, obviously DJ Lance is a demiurge, but even random bits of lore are unsettling. Plex can materialize arbitrary things from his head ray but Foofa can’t afford her insulin? How is that ok?
Their image says “introspective songs about love” but their music says “sounds to get a tooth knocked out to” and I love it.
got put onto die spitz by my pal tasha who said they reminded her of me because of the way my voice goes in and out of a growl when i tell stories lol youtu.be/LBuwjdY9GRI?...
Die Spitz - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Their image says “introspective songs about love” but their music says “sounds to get a tooth knocked out to” and I love it.
I would have so much more patience for the Nuzzi nexus if any of the people involved were not dogshit writers
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I would have so much more patience for the Nuzzi nexus if any of the people involved were not dogshit writers
Daniel Bleichenbacher reporting a security vulnerability in your ECC library is like Omar showing up to your trap house. You gotta take that seriously.
github.com/indutny/elli...
github.com/indutny/elli...
Invalid signature generation and private key exposure. · Issue #321 · indutny/elliptic
I have noticed that the elliptic library v. 6.5.7 may generate incorrect ECDSA signatures and also verify incorrect ECDSA signatures. An example for an invalid signature that is verified as true is...
github.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Daniel Bleichenbacher reporting a security vulnerability in your ECC library is like Omar showing up to your trap house. You gotta take that seriously.
github.com/indutny/elli...
github.com/indutny/elli...
hello welcome to Schnickle’s Pickles home of the Salty Dog can i take your order
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
hello welcome to Schnickle’s Pickles home of the Salty Dog can i take your order
I say we put the three of them in a cannon and shoot them at the moon, like in the Bible
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I say we put the three of them in a cannon and shoot them at the moon, like in the Bible
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you do not under any circumstances have to read some weird journalists airing their dirty laundry on their nazi newsletter sites
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
you do not under any circumstances have to read some weird journalists airing their dirty laundry on their nazi newsletter sites
Gonna go full Aronofsky’s Pi on myself to unlearn these facts
Everything I know about the Red Scare podcast I have learned against my will
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Gonna go full Aronofsky’s Pi on myself to unlearn these facts
Thankee kindly for a’warmin’ the toilet seat for me, pardner. Much obliged.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Thankee kindly for a’warmin’ the toilet seat for me, pardner. Much obliged.
I think the most important thing I, as a liberal political consultant, can communicate is that not only was everyone totally wrong in the past but they are currently wrong, and should immediately follow my suggestions despite them being indistinguishable from common practice.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think the most important thing I, as a liberal political consultant, can communicate is that not only was everyone totally wrong in the past but they are currently wrong, and should immediately follow my suggestions despite them being indistinguishable from common practice.
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Somehow Olivia Nuzzi returned
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Somehow Olivia Nuzzi returned
I cannot stop thinking about how, in every one of these fucking emails, Jeffery Epstein comes across like the world’s biggest dipshit
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I cannot stop thinking about how, in every one of these fucking emails, Jeffery Epstein comes across like the world’s biggest dipshit
See, I never get banned or suspended for making death threats because my death threats are so fucking adorable no one can bring themselves to punish me for them
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
See, I never get banned or suspended for making death threats because my death threats are so fucking adorable no one can bring themselves to punish me for them
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Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
And to think they laughed at my Beatbox Beowulf one-man show
One of the things that gets lost in translation is how rhythmic & fun to read the prose of the original Journey to the West is.
Best way I can describe it is "Imagine if Dragonball was Written instead of Drawn"
Esp. when for most of its existence, this is how story would've actually been read:
Best way I can describe it is "Imagine if Dragonball was Written instead of Drawn"
Esp. when for most of its existence, this is how story would've actually been read:
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And to think they laughed at my Beatbox Beowulf one-man show
Gotta be a rich grandson Mainer out there with a Popular Front tattoo we could recruit, right
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Gotta be a rich grandson Mainer out there with a Popular Front tattoo we could recruit, right
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As always, the various too-online axe grinders who have decided that the Nazi tattoo guy has an indispensable connection with the common man are, in fact, simply telling on themselves.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As always, the various too-online axe grinders who have decided that the Nazi tattoo guy has an indispensable connection with the common man are, in fact, simply telling on themselves.
If you like ROSALÍA’s “LUX”, you might also like Lido Pimienta’s “La Belleza” (even more)
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If you like ROSALÍA’s “LUX”, you might also like Lido Pimienta’s “La Belleza” (even more)
I need a special “it’s a deload week” hat at the gym so people don’t think I’m soft
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I need a special “it’s a deload week” hat at the gym so people don’t think I’m soft
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Blue sky, green sky, pink sky, purple sky.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Blue sky, green sky, pink sky, purple sky.