Bongomong
@bongomong.bsky.social
Funny frog man play FromSoft game
My stuff at:
https://www.youtube.com/@Bongomong
https://www.twitch.tv/bongomongttv
My stuff at:
https://www.youtube.com/@Bongomong
https://www.twitch.tv/bongomongttv
Fossil Fighters is a bullshit franchise. Give me a claw hammer and a McDonald's double quarter pounder medium meal and I'll wreck any fossil you want
December 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fossil Fighters is a bullshit franchise. Give me a claw hammer and a McDonald's double quarter pounder medium meal and I'll wreck any fossil you want
I took her to my penthouse, then I spent a lovely and romantic evening with her, filled with wonder and whimsy :)
(I freaked it)
(I freaked it)
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I took her to my penthouse, then I spent a lovely and romantic evening with her, filled with wonder and whimsy :)
(I freaked it)
(I freaked it)
Say whatever you want about me, my gluteus do be maximus tho
June 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Say whatever you want about me, my gluteus do be maximus tho
For Pride Month this year, I need someone to, instead of being gay, be my dad, and instead of being proud of themselves (like my dad), I need them to be proud of me. Thank you for your consideration.
June 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
For Pride Month this year, I need someone to, instead of being gay, be my dad, and instead of being proud of themselves (like my dad), I need them to be proud of me. Thank you for your consideration.
I don't know who invented dogs, or when, though I had one in 2022, so I'm pretty sure it was before that.
May 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I don't know who invented dogs, or when, though I had one in 2022, so I'm pretty sure it was before that.
Inside of you there are two wolves. Inside of my skin there are many bugs. Truly, nature never fails to astound me.
April 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Inside of you there are two wolves. Inside of my skin there are many bugs. Truly, nature never fails to astound me.
"Bark bark, I'm a motorcycle." -Moarf23
April 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Bark bark, I'm a motorcycle." -Moarf23
The Guild authorizes you to get yourself a little snack, you deserve it, pookie 💋
March 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Guild authorizes you to get yourself a little snack, you deserve it, pookie 💋
Max Rebo OnlyFans when???
February 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Max Rebo OnlyFans when???
I gotta be at least 3 Bahama Mamas deep before I give a fuck
February 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I gotta be at least 3 Bahama Mamas deep before I give a fuck
My horny ass could never have sleep paralysis 🥵
January 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My horny ass could never have sleep paralysis 🥵
"People should shut the fuck up. Little piggies should eat their slop." -Ben Schwartz, the voice actor for movie Sonic
January 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"People should shut the fuck up. Little piggies should eat their slop." -Ben Schwartz, the voice actor for movie Sonic
I'm a slut for a homecooked meal
January 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'm a slut for a homecooked meal
Y'all ever just eat liver sausage by itself and drink an entire bottle of wine?
January 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Y'all ever just eat liver sausage by itself and drink an entire bottle of wine?
As of today, I have finally made over 1 Billiam dollars!!! 💪😎🫴💯
December 20, 2024 at 6:35 PM
As of today, I have finally made over 1 Billiam dollars!!! 💪😎🫴💯
Elden Ring Nightreign? More like Elden Ring Mightreign some goo on Nameless King's Shoeless Feet
December 13, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Elden Ring Nightreign? More like Elden Ring Mightreign some goo on Nameless King's Shoeless Feet
Reposted by Bongomong
-Battle Royale style shrinking map, with a phenomenon called the Night's Tide
-Players can find weapons and earn runes exploring more dangerous areas, and level up at Sites of Grace
-Successful sessions will evidently expand on the story of each playable "Nightfarer"
-Players can find weapons and earn runes exploring more dangerous areas, and level up at Sites of Grace
-Successful sessions will evidently expand on the story of each playable "Nightfarer"
December 13, 2024 at 2:50 AM
-Battle Royale style shrinking map, with a phenomenon called the Night's Tide
-Players can find weapons and earn runes exploring more dangerous areas, and level up at Sites of Grace
-Successful sessions will evidently expand on the story of each playable "Nightfarer"
-Players can find weapons and earn runes exploring more dangerous areas, and level up at Sites of Grace
-Successful sessions will evidently expand on the story of each playable "Nightfarer"
Reposted by Bongomong
Nightreign press release details:
-Set in Limveld, a "parallel universe"
-8 playable characters
-Unique abilities and Ultimates
-Upgradeable with relics earned from prior sessions
-Sessions are 3-day adventures
-Explore the world each day
-Fight a boss each night, with a "Nightlord" on the third
-Set in Limveld, a "parallel universe"
-8 playable characters
-Unique abilities and Ultimates
-Upgradeable with relics earned from prior sessions
-Sessions are 3-day adventures
-Explore the world each day
-Fight a boss each night, with a "Nightlord" on the third
December 13, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Nightreign press release details:
-Set in Limveld, a "parallel universe"
-8 playable characters
-Unique abilities and Ultimates
-Upgradeable with relics earned from prior sessions
-Sessions are 3-day adventures
-Explore the world each day
-Fight a boss each night, with a "Nightlord" on the third
-Set in Limveld, a "parallel universe"
-8 playable characters
-Unique abilities and Ultimates
-Upgradeable with relics earned from prior sessions
-Sessions are 3-day adventures
-Explore the world each day
-Fight a boss each night, with a "Nightlord" on the third
Reposted by Bongomong
Long ago was it foretold
December 13, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Long ago was it foretold
Inside you there are two Bowsers, one is the villain from Mario, the other is Doug Bowser, President and COO of Nintendo of America. They are both oiled up and wrestling.
December 10, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Inside you there are two Bowsers, one is the villain from Mario, the other is Doug Bowser, President and COO of Nintendo of America. They are both oiled up and wrestling.
Quite literally the best
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Quite literally the best
I get done removing leftover weather from my driveway and half an hour later it starts weather-ing again. I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
December 2, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I get done removing leftover weather from my driveway and half an hour later it starts weather-ing again. I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
If *anyone* ever tries to call me a fake ass fan, they'd be right, I botted all this shit
November 22, 2024 at 1:30 AM
If *anyone* ever tries to call me a fake ass fan, they'd be right, I botted all this shit
I physically cannot stop drinking pond water
November 21, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I physically cannot stop drinking pond water
If I was bbno$, heh, they'd just call me bb$ 😏
November 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM
If I was bbno$, heh, they'd just call me bb$ 😏