Bongo Stryker
@bongostryker.bsky.social
Rhythm and percussion, commentary, dumb jokes, shit posts. Zapatista, Antifa private first class.
Any minute now: Katy Perry comeback!
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Any minute now: Katy Perry comeback!
How old is Holly supposed to be? She was a toddler and now she's 12 but she's supposed to be 7? Is nobody else seeing this?
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
How old is Holly supposed to be? She was a toddler and now she's 12 but she's supposed to be 7? Is nobody else seeing this?
Why do womens open their mouth when they put on the mascara?
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Why do womens open their mouth when they put on the mascara?
Got this from Lucretia Mcevil
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Got this from Lucretia Mcevil
If you swallow a few big mouthfuls of helium, will your farts sound higher pitched?
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you swallow a few big mouthfuls of helium, will your farts sound higher pitched?
We need to focus on joy. I'm going to start planning my celebration party for when it happens because it will be such a joyful occasion when he's dead.
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
We need to focus on joy. I'm going to start planning my celebration party for when it happens because it will be such a joyful occasion when he's dead.
Low effort Pillsbury gingerbread Xmas cookies
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Low effort Pillsbury gingerbread Xmas cookies
Reposted by Bongo Stryker
Ten years ago the Truth and Reconciliation Commission released its final report on the residential school system in Canada.
Thousands of witness shared their experience.
Thousands of witness shared their experience.
It's been 10 years since the TRC final report and it's time to tackle denialism says regional chief
Ten years ago the Truth and Reconciliation Commission released its final report on the residential...
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December 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ten years ago the Truth and Reconciliation Commission released its final report on the residential school system in Canada.
Thousands of witness shared their experience.
Thousands of witness shared their experience.
These chocolate chip cookies are Christmas cookies because I made them in the month of december next to a pine scented candle. Noel
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
These chocolate chip cookies are Christmas cookies because I made them in the month of december next to a pine scented candle. Noel
This is the time of year when if anyone displeases me, I take out my phone and pretend to call Santa Claus to report on them.
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is the time of year when if anyone displeases me, I take out my phone and pretend to call Santa Claus to report on them.
Little known fact: my middle name is Drum.
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Little known fact: my middle name is Drum.
Just 3.5% of the population huh? How do we 3.5% of the population?
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just 3.5% of the population huh? How do we 3.5% of the population?
Some questions for Canadians:
1.Why did Canada sell armoured vehicles to ICE in the US?
2. Are you seriously planning to build another pipeline?
3. Why don't Indigenous people have access to clean drinking water?
4. When you going to deal with your white nationalist problem (diagolon)?
1.Why did Canada sell armoured vehicles to ICE in the US?
2. Are you seriously planning to build another pipeline?
3. Why don't Indigenous people have access to clean drinking water?
4. When you going to deal with your white nationalist problem (diagolon)?
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Some questions for Canadians:
1.Why did Canada sell armoured vehicles to ICE in the US?
2. Are you seriously planning to build another pipeline?
3. Why don't Indigenous people have access to clean drinking water?
4. When you going to deal with your white nationalist problem (diagolon)?
1.Why did Canada sell armoured vehicles to ICE in the US?
2. Are you seriously planning to build another pipeline?
3. Why don't Indigenous people have access to clean drinking water?
4. When you going to deal with your white nationalist problem (diagolon)?
Whelp, ITS CRIZZMAS!!!!1
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Whelp, ITS CRIZZMAS!!!!1
Sometimes when I'm climbing into bed I get these euphoric bursts of joy just from arranging myself under the blanket.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Sometimes when I'm climbing into bed I get these euphoric bursts of joy just from arranging myself under the blanket.
American Accent - New York Accent Tip | 21 Accents
YouTube video by 21 Accents
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
- Jack Peter Karlson
- Jack Peter Karlson
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
- Jack Peter Karlson
- Jack Peter Karlson
What do you think about all this Epstein files business? Interesting that he was arrested in 2019 for trafficking and in the 6 years since nobody has been arrested for receiving any of that traffic.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What do you think about all this Epstein files business? Interesting that he was arrested in 2019 for trafficking and in the 6 years since nobody has been arrested for receiving any of that traffic.
So the Trump legal team tried to use U.S. courts for some bullshit that went nowhere? Ooo, I wonder if there will be a press conference in a landscapers parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
So the Trump legal team tried to use U.S. courts for some bullshit that went nowhere? Ooo, I wonder if there will be a press conference in a landscapers parking lot.
Need a printer. A printer that actually works. What's the least shitty printer?
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Need a printer. A printer that actually works. What's the least shitty printer?
This was my choice from the gourmet Mac&cheese truck. Heavenly!
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This was my choice from the gourmet Mac&cheese truck. Heavenly!
