gray phantom 🩶
@boob.monster
i have possible answers and approximate beliefs but im not absolutely sure of anything
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gray phantom 🩶
@boob.monster
· Aug 22
morpheus voice: you take the blue pill, you wake up in math class with a huge boner and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay at this denny's and i show you how grand the slam really is
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last winter i spent a while making a system of a down guitar rig in amplitube. here's a little bit of Old School Hollywood
September 18, 2024 at 4:32 PM
last winter i spent a while making a system of a down guitar rig in amplitube. here's a little bit of Old School Hollywood
lock in? no thanks. i'd rather cock in
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
lock in? no thanks. i'd rather cock in
does anyone want to make out haha just wondering haha :~)
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
does anyone want to make out haha just wondering haha :~)
it's so confusing sometimes to be a earl
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
it's so confusing sometimes to be a earl
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went here and everyone knew you
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
went here and everyone knew you
had a dream I took a beautiful woman out to dinner somewhere in sweden and came out and my car got towed. and they were saying it was gonna cost 150 euro to get it out but i realized i was dreaming and i was just like "yeah nah im just gonna wake up and it'll be in my garage"
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
had a dream I took a beautiful woman out to dinner somewhere in sweden and came out and my car got towed. and they were saying it was gonna cost 150 euro to get it out but i realized i was dreaming and i was just like "yeah nah im just gonna wake up and it'll be in my garage"
bastard cat ate one of my flavor blasted goldfish. sick of the shit
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
bastard cat ate one of my flavor blasted goldfish. sick of the shit
deadass? no my ass is very much alive thank you
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
deadass? no my ass is very much alive thank you
kicked out of the d&d campaign because i wouldn't stop saying "nat 20? yeah i got naturals in my 20s 😎" at the table while everyone was trying to roleplay
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
kicked out of the d&d campaign because i wouldn't stop saying "nat 20? yeah i got naturals in my 20s 😎" at the table while everyone was trying to roleplay
i dont have a girlfriend because i dont know how to go on dates without asking questions like "have you ever farted out a chicken" and shit
December 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i dont have a girlfriend because i dont know how to go on dates without asking questions like "have you ever farted out a chicken" and shit
[men at work voice] do you cum from a man down under
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
[men at work voice] do you cum from a man down under
french voice: suq'ma dique
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
french voice: suq'ma dique
post your desktop thread
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
post your desktop thread
average msn conversation with arizona
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
average msn conversation with arizona
he's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's gonna find out who's a fucker, and nobody's gettin FUCK!!!!!
merry christmas
youtu.be/tzpTSoMQICM?...
merry christmas
youtu.be/tzpTSoMQICM?...
CKY - Santa's Coming - Music Video (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by CKY
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
he's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's gonna find out who's a fucker, and nobody's gettin FUCK!!!!!
merry christmas
youtu.be/tzpTSoMQICM?...
merry christmas
youtu.be/tzpTSoMQICM?...
a bosnian christmas film called Santajevo. is this anything
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
a bosnian christmas film called Santajevo. is this anything
saved $350 on my car insurance. merry christmas to me
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
saved $350 on my car insurance. merry christmas to me
discovered a bunch of pro tools sessions from college. i can mix so much better than this now lol im tempted to go back and re-do all of them for fun
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
discovered a bunch of pro tools sessions from college. i can mix so much better than this now lol im tempted to go back and re-do all of them for fun
alfred e neuman voice: what, me furry?
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
alfred e neuman voice: what, me furry?
here's my christmas confession: i can't fucking stand Christmas Vacation. just a complete dogshit movie. john hughes hated the idea, the original director refused to shoot it (and went on to do Home Alone instead), it's a piece of shit fuck you
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
here's my christmas confession: i can't fucking stand Christmas Vacation. just a complete dogshit movie. john hughes hated the idea, the original director refused to shoot it (and went on to do Home Alone instead), it's a piece of shit fuck you
gamer cred: I played through 80% of my first cyberpunk playthrough at launch on the xbox one x with only the day one patch installed. you won't know what that was like unless you were there
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
gamer cred: I played through 80% of my first cyberpunk playthrough at launch on the xbox one x with only the day one patch installed. you won't know what that was like unless you were there
me to my transmasc friend named apollo when i subtlely clock the t4t lesbian couple sitting a few seats down from us at the bar
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
me to my transmasc friend named apollo when i subtlely clock the t4t lesbian couple sitting a few seats down from us at the bar
who up straight porkin their beans
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
who up straight porkin their beans
this year's funny name award goes to.....reince priebus
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
this year's funny name award goes to.....reince priebus
in 2026 i have resolved to get way more toxic. you bitches need FFS. how do you like them apples!!!!! you FUCKS
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
in 2026 i have resolved to get way more toxic. you bitches need FFS. how do you like them apples!!!!! you FUCKS