gray phantom 🩶
@boob.monster
i have possible answers and approximate beliefs but im not absolutely sure of anything
post your desktop thread
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
post your desktop thread
average msn conversation with arizona
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
average msn conversation with arizona
me to my transmasc friend named apollo when i subtlely clock the t4t lesbian couple sitting a few seats down from us at the bar
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
me to my transmasc friend named apollo when i subtlely clock the t4t lesbian couple sitting a few seats down from us at the bar
when i made this post i actually initially included this picture but then i was like nah people already are not gonna understand that this is 100% satire and the picture is just gonna tilt randos lmfao
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
when i made this post i actually initially included this picture but then i was like nah people already are not gonna understand that this is 100% satire and the picture is just gonna tilt randos lmfao
can i come over and look at you like this
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
can i come over and look at you like this
nah this is crazy bro. what makes a person go to the mall in ohio, buy a big crystal dong with glitter in it, take a photo with it in the santa chair in the middle of the mall, and then POST IT ON GOOGLE MAPS????
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
nah this is crazy bro. what makes a person go to the mall in ohio, buy a big crystal dong with glitter in it, take a photo with it in the santa chair in the middle of the mall, and then POST IT ON GOOGLE MAPS????
this goes hard. alternate concept too (forgive my shitty mspaint skillz)
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
this goes hard. alternate concept too (forgive my shitty mspaint skillz)
it's actually still dunkin donuts here tho. street view from a couple months ago
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it's actually still dunkin donuts here tho. street view from a couple months ago
this was my actual rank in the army btw. semper fi or whatever
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
this was my actual rank in the army btw. semper fi or whatever
ah fuck it i made shakshuka
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
ah fuck it i made shakshuka
thank you manhattan cafe you beautiful little goth girl
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
thank you manhattan cafe you beautiful little goth girl
the microcenter support guy disconnected after this and i can't figure out why
![microcenter support live chat
me: how do i get a transcript of this conversation
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[photo of kangaroo jack wearing sunglasses]
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December 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
the microcenter support guy disconnected after this and i can't figure out why
yeah I'm drunk but I can still drop 13mil on Beatles like it's nobodies FUCKIN business
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
yeah I'm drunk but I can still drop 13mil on Beatles like it's nobodies FUCKIN business
as a treat i wanted to share the new single i'm releasing soon. after several hours of mixing i think it's finally where i want it to be so i wnated to give u all a sneak peek. i'd like to thank @angelic.style for the inspiration and the creative feedback i needed to make this all possible
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
as a treat i wanted to share the new single i'm releasing soon. after several hours of mixing i think it's finally where i want it to be so i wnated to give u all a sneak peek. i'd like to thank @angelic.style for the inspiration and the creative feedback i needed to make this all possible
im not gonna lie i want this real bad. this and some bleached, distressed jeans
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
im not gonna lie i want this real bad. this and some bleached, distressed jeans
bro what the fuck is this. how do i explain to my teammates that i died because a cat came in and sat on my fucking hand mid-round
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
bro what the fuck is this. how do i explain to my teammates that i died because a cat came in and sat on my fucking hand mid-round
as if i didn't know this already, but turns out getting a song on a popular and well-trafficked playlist is good for business
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
as if i didn't know this already, but turns out getting a song on a popular and well-trafficked playlist is good for business
rammstein i love you to death but you are smoking pure fucking crack cocaine if you think i am going to pay $650 for fucking SINGLES on vinyl. i wouldn't pay that much for an entire run of the albums + the random b-sides + the demos you fuck ass shits
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
rammstein i love you to death but you are smoking pure fucking crack cocaine if you think i am going to pay $650 for fucking SINGLES on vinyl. i wouldn't pay that much for an entire run of the albums + the random b-sides + the demos you fuck ass shits
behold, my greatest creation - the brandon dicamillo bot
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
behold, my greatest creation - the brandon dicamillo bot
what the hell rei doin at tokyo racecourse!!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
what the hell rei doin at tokyo racecourse!!!!!
yeah im a stupid asshole. this one
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
yeah im a stupid asshole. this one