He’s also not remotely close to being fit.

Yeah. NBC getting the TV rights for the English Premier League really help things take off in terms of fans

Sepp Blatter was the past president. His record is…colorful

Yes, but those of us who are deep in the soccer weeds know that FIFA/Infantino and Trump are great bedfellows. FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations on the planet. Infantino loves a despot, and the previous president was corrupt, misogynistic, racist, accused of sexual assault, etc.

A friend of mine won a contest to make a cameo in a Christmas one and I thought of you immediately

How much Hallmark do you have on the schedule this weekend?

It looks like it was made last minute via a tag sale and a trip to Staples

A gold-plated shit show.

This dude sucked up a pound of raw cocaine before getting on stage. Must have. He man is tweeeeaking.