Boomerang
@boomerangchicken.bsky.social
Novice writer/comedian/human, currently attempting life.
He/Him, 24.
He/Him, 24.
I genuinely would love a Batman/Superman crossover for these two because I feel like we might get a line like this from Supes.
"Bruce.. I worry about you, y'know. Have you ever thought about trying an SSRI?"
And then the absolute OUTRAGE under the cowl-
"Bruce.. I worry about you, y'know. Have you ever thought about trying an SSRI?"
And then the absolute OUTRAGE under the cowl-
July 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I genuinely would love a Batman/Superman crossover for these two because I feel like we might get a line like this from Supes.
"Bruce.. I worry about you, y'know. Have you ever thought about trying an SSRI?"
And then the absolute OUTRAGE under the cowl-
"Bruce.. I worry about you, y'know. Have you ever thought about trying an SSRI?"
And then the absolute OUTRAGE under the cowl-
"Hello, thank you for coming! Here's your trauma"
July 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
"Hello, thank you for coming! Here's your trauma"
"So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day... you'll know we made it."
July 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day... you'll know we made it."
*avengers theme stirring in the distance*
July 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
*avengers theme stirring in the distance*
"Everyone lookin' for salvation by himself... each like a coal thrown from the fire."
June 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Everyone lookin' for salvation by himself... each like a coal thrown from the fire."
“Indeed, it was their own hubris that ended their reign, their belief they were the pinnacle of creation that caused them to poison the water, kill the land and choke the sky. In the end, no nuclear winter was needed, just the long, heedless autumn of their own self-regard.”
May 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“Indeed, it was their own hubris that ended their reign, their belief they were the pinnacle of creation that caused them to poison the water, kill the land and choke the sky. In the end, no nuclear winter was needed, just the long, heedless autumn of their own self-regard.”
"I didn't want much."
May 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"I didn't want much."
Impressively handsome to look at, thoroughly entertaining to listen to, and consistently light on its feet from start to finish. Black Bag is a fun time.. it brings that unique Soderbergh caper energy to the spy genre and proudly enjoys doing its own thing for 90 spry minutes.
May 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Impressively handsome to look at, thoroughly entertaining to listen to, and consistently light on its feet from start to finish. Black Bag is a fun time.. it brings that unique Soderbergh caper energy to the spy genre and proudly enjoys doing its own thing for 90 spry minutes.
"I haven't been acting correctly. I can't hardly recognize myself sometimes... I go on journeys out of my body and look at my red hands and my mean face and I wonder about that man who's gone so wrong. I've been becoming a problem to myself."
April 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"I haven't been acting correctly. I can't hardly recognize myself sometimes... I go on journeys out of my body and look at my red hands and my mean face and I wonder about that man who's gone so wrong. I've been becoming a problem to myself."
Mr. Robot is apparently now streaming in its entirety on Tubi! If you're in need of a quality series, this might fit the bill for you. Especially if you can go in blind on it, its narrative is exceptionally skilled at taking your hand and dragging you down into the rabbit hole...
April 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Mr. Robot is apparently now streaming in its entirety on Tubi! If you're in need of a quality series, this might fit the bill for you. Especially if you can go in blind on it, its narrative is exceptionally skilled at taking your hand and dragging you down into the rabbit hole...
"In the end, a man makes his own calls. I chose the path that led me here... I can't resent anyone for that. I'm gonna move on; for me, tomorrow starts today."
April 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"In the end, a man makes his own calls. I chose the path that led me here... I can't resent anyone for that. I'm gonna move on; for me, tomorrow starts today."
his time has come
April 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
his time has come
"We're not.. our bodies. We're the decisions we make, the lives we change, the people we love."
April 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"We're not.. our bodies. We're the decisions we make, the lives we change, the people we love."
"I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex."
"Ah, come on. Nothing's more important than sex."
"Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?"
"Ah, come on. Nothing's more important than sex."
"Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?"
April 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex."
"Ah, come on. Nothing's more important than sex."
"Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?"
"Ah, come on. Nothing's more important than sex."
"Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?"
"give me 'Headlines That Sound Like Satire' for 400, Alex."
February 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"give me 'Headlines That Sound Like Satire' for 400, Alex."
Man... what a ridiculous, beautiful piece of work.
A couple of the tonal shifts are.. a little jarring, but that's absolutely outweighed by its creativity, and the depth of emotion that it ends up striking at.
A fantastic companion piece to Everything Everywhere All At Once.
A couple of the tonal shifts are.. a little jarring, but that's absolutely outweighed by its creativity, and the depth of emotion that it ends up striking at.
A fantastic companion piece to Everything Everywhere All At Once.
February 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Man... what a ridiculous, beautiful piece of work.
A couple of the tonal shifts are.. a little jarring, but that's absolutely outweighed by its creativity, and the depth of emotion that it ends up striking at.
A fantastic companion piece to Everything Everywhere All At Once.
A couple of the tonal shifts are.. a little jarring, but that's absolutely outweighed by its creativity, and the depth of emotion that it ends up striking at.
A fantastic companion piece to Everything Everywhere All At Once.
"I do it for their child, a child I'll never meet. I do it for the land. I do it for you. So that when you're laid to rest under the aspens, no one cuts 'em down... and builds a city over you."
February 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"I do it for their child, a child I'll never meet. I do it for the land. I do it for you. So that when you're laid to rest under the aspens, no one cuts 'em down... and builds a city over you."
With cinematography that's simultaneously handsome and haunting, The Stranger concerns itself primarily with the psychological toll that comes from confronting darkness up close, and it finds an exceptionally tense and unnerving undercover-cop story at the center of that idea. Very grim, very good.
February 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
With cinematography that's simultaneously handsome and haunting, The Stranger concerns itself primarily with the psychological toll that comes from confronting darkness up close, and it finds an exceptionally tense and unnerving undercover-cop story at the center of that idea. Very grim, very good.
Scorcese remains an absolute master of the form, and this is yet another brick in the cinematic house that he has built over the course of his life. Here, he looks into the lives of petty old men squabbling like children and finds an aching, profound emptiness.
Pacino and Pesci haven't lost a step.
Pacino and Pesci haven't lost a step.
February 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Scorcese remains an absolute master of the form, and this is yet another brick in the cinematic house that he has built over the course of his life. Here, he looks into the lives of petty old men squabbling like children and finds an aching, profound emptiness.
Pacino and Pesci haven't lost a step.
Pacino and Pesci haven't lost a step.
skipping three episodes of severance to watch the big new one that all the headlines were mentioning
February 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
skipping three episodes of severance to watch the big new one that all the headlines were mentioning
"I know they call him the Winter Soldier and all.. but personally, I think he looks more like an autumn."
February 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"I know they call him the Winter Soldier and all.. but personally, I think he looks more like an autumn."
After all these years, I finally watched it: the film that singlehandedly started (and killed) a cinematic universe, the butt of 1001 jokes, and.. I didn't hate it.
It's silly, it's standard, it's underwritten.. but with Tom Cruise in dirtbag mode and Russell Crowe going ham, there's fun to be had.
It's silly, it's standard, it's underwritten.. but with Tom Cruise in dirtbag mode and Russell Crowe going ham, there's fun to be had.
February 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
After all these years, I finally watched it: the film that singlehandedly started (and killed) a cinematic universe, the butt of 1001 jokes, and.. I didn't hate it.
It's silly, it's standard, it's underwritten.. but with Tom Cruise in dirtbag mode and Russell Crowe going ham, there's fun to be had.
It's silly, it's standard, it's underwritten.. but with Tom Cruise in dirtbag mode and Russell Crowe going ham, there's fun to be had.
"It's time. Everybody is ready to feel better."
"Nobody's ready to feel better; they're ready to fucking explode."
"Nobody's ready to feel better; they're ready to fucking explode."
January 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"It's time. Everybody is ready to feel better."
"Nobody's ready to feel better; they're ready to fucking explode."
"Nobody's ready to feel better; they're ready to fucking explode."