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Being famous has its perks. Obviously I feel bad for this guy but he got about $16,000 more in his GoFundMe than I did when I was nearly killed by a kid running a red light

I hope he gets his goal and more, but it's wild to see the disparity between someone more famous and someone not
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Let's also bring back smoking and segregation on planes while we're at it, too!

Seriously though, how the fuck does forcing people to wear uncomfortable clothes in incredibly cramped situations help?

I'm 6'5", I can barely fit on a plane as it is and you want me to be MORE uncomfortable?
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The country sucks ass now. I can't believe we have a government that just straight-up approves of sex traffickers yet here we are giving them amnesty basically
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Athletes tend to be richer, though obviously that's not the case for all of them. And in the case of Americans as kids are basically told to ignore their education to work on athletics, meaning they aren't super bright and the dumber you are the more right-wing you tend to be
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
But why would he drop the tariffs when he said over and over and over again that tariffs were the best thing to do and would fix our country instantly and without fail? This is Joe Biden's fault, isn't it?
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Musk paying for being such a piece of trash is the least likely thing ever. Not only will Republicans protect him using everything they can Democrats are too cowardly to ever actually do anything to the billionaire class

I'll become rich and popular long before Musk ever faces any consequences
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Problem is for every Revolution making the wealthy of that time pay, there are hundreds of years of plenty of rich people getting away with it and living their lives better than everyone else in history

It's basically the rich person's reverse lottery. They just hope they aren't the ones punished
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Six movies have signed him as their lead in the time it took you to post this

That's of course six more than the number of people who will actively go see a movie because Leto is in it
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You need to find an old photo with you and him and stage a reshoot years later

I did it with my old gal a couple years ago and it turned out great!
October 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Nah Republicans don't give a shit. They only care about religion and pastors when they line up behind the Party

This would be a big deal only if 33% of the country didn't approve of it while another 33% is too dumb to pay attention to it
October 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm pretty sure it's you. After all it told me Meet Dave is way better than Beverly Hills Cop III
October 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Perfect. No notes. 15/10
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I genuinely didn't know he was a comedian. I always thought he was just another talking head grifter

I've never once heard him say anything resembling comedy in the slightest
September 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's always dirty, dirty men who are furious they can't get a woman to talk to them because they smell bad and their entire personality is "did you hear what Tucker said the 'coloreds' are plotting?"
September 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm all for poor actors and performers getting commercials to pay the bills, but I'm with you here in that Jimmy Fallon and his $16 million per year salary does not need to be doing Royal Match commercials
September 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm sure all that travel for so many people didn't cost much at all and the administration of "fiscal responsibility" surely is keeping the books night and tight
September 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I want to pet him so bad I don't care if he bites me he's perfect and I'll give him all the mixed nuts in the house and make him as fat and happy as I possibly could
September 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Don't forget

Musicians: "I've spent 60 hours mixing this to get it just right and I'm still not happy with it..."

Podcast Bros: "Editing? Fuck that leave those mouth sounds in because it's more 'realistic'"
September 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
(Solemn, thought-provoking grunts)
September 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yeah but Americans as a whole poll that they are afraid of corruption then turn around and say "Thank GOD our HERO Donald Trump is here rooting out the corrupt politicians and making America great again!!!"

It's like, who the fuck do you think is the "government" you're claiming is so corrupt?
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
While I also had the same reaction initially as you, I think the other poster was trying to say Vance is the pot calling the kettle black here with the word "dipshit," not Clare

He just worded it poorly
September 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM