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Talked to the barista for like 10 minutes waiting for them to give me my drink. They had apparently handed it to me 10 minutes ago. 🤦🏿♂️
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Talked to the barista for like 10 minutes waiting for them to give me my drink. They had apparently handed it to me 10 minutes ago. 🤦🏿♂️
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Just changed out an outlet in my home for the first time and I was either successful or the afterlife has social media too.
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just changed out an outlet in my home for the first time and I was either successful or the afterlife has social media too.
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December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Uh oh, I'm about to watch every Holly Hunter film.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Uh oh, I'm about to watch every Holly Hunter film.
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I don't want to see the Texans defense in the playoffs if I am an AFC team.
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I don't want to see the Texans defense in the playoffs if I am an AFC team.
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Watching the Texans defense and thinking….how can you not be romantic about football 😍
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🎧: apple.co/3Y7nerr
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December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Watching the Texans defense and thinking….how can you not be romantic about football 😍
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🎧: apple.co/3Y7nerr
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"let's introduce the houston texans defense"
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"let's introduce the houston texans defense"
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DUKE WINS
a man in a blue jacket is looking at another man in a blue shirt
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is looking at another man in a blue shirt
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
DUKE WINS
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No way Bama deserves a playoff spot over Texas.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No way Bama deserves a playoff spot over Texas.
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Houston traffic after a long day will really test your resolve.
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Houston traffic after a long day will really test your resolve.
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This Jack in the Box opened brand new today and they're ALREADY asking to pull around to the other side and wait for my order. How can you already be behind; it's been less than 12 hours of operating time?
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This Jack in the Box opened brand new today and they're ALREADY asking to pull around to the other side and wait for my order. How can you already be behind; it's been less than 12 hours of operating time?
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That second and third loop around the airport when you figure out all the lanes and terminal signs feel like Mario Kart.
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That second and third loop around the airport when you figure out all the lanes and terminal signs feel like Mario Kart.
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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NFL RedZone ❤️❤️❤️
#NFLThreads
#NFLThreads
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
NFL RedZone ❤️❤️❤️
#NFLThreads
#NFLThreads
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Falling asleep on the couch: wistful, care free, kooky
Waking up on the couch at 4:30: back pain, regret, embarrassment
Waking up on the couch at 4:30: back pain, regret, embarrassment
September 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Falling asleep on the couch: wistful, care free, kooky
Waking up on the couch at 4:30: back pain, regret, embarrassment
Waking up on the couch at 4:30: back pain, regret, embarrassment
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If Rachel isn't on the show what's the point?
#BB27
#BB27
September 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If Rachel isn't on the show what's the point?
#BB27
#BB27
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Middle-class life is mentally convincing yourself canned chilli doesn't smell exactly like wet dog food.
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Middle-class life is mentally convincing yourself canned chilli doesn't smell exactly like wet dog food.
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Can someone in Arizona Title 36, "5150" that Kendra Hilty lady?
August 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Can someone in Arizona Title 36, "5150" that Kendra Hilty lady?
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Every folk band becomes a rock band over time, if given enough time, and it's a beautiful journey ever time.
August 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Every folk band becomes a rock band over time, if given enough time, and it's a beautiful journey ever time.
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How do people find time to consume and create media? Seems impossible.
July 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
How do people find time to consume and create media? Seems impossible.
😔
I missed a cut (or two). Thought I could sneak out to the store with just a cap on.
A guy ran across the lot to give me his barber card. Said "Let's fix this right now "
A guy ran across the lot to give me his barber card. Said "Let's fix this right now "
July 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
😔
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Austin is reportedly in the mix too, but that feels way premature.
The WNBA without the Comets just feels wrong though.
The WNBA without the Comets just feels wrong though.
June 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Austin is reportedly in the mix too, but that feels way premature.
The WNBA without the Comets just feels wrong though.
The WNBA without the Comets just feels wrong though.
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My Love Island prediction: the contestants kiss each other tonight.
#LoveIslandUSA
#LoveIslandUSA
June 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My Love Island prediction: the contestants kiss each other tonight.
#LoveIslandUSA
#LoveIslandUSA
