✨ Emma ✨
bortneybox.bsky.social
✨ Emma ✨
@bortneybox.bsky.social
still has a lot of her original strawberry scent

she/her
Okay, but I can only send them packaged up with an Amstrad Emailer
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Level 3 Super Gayan!

Also yes to the manga and friends. Maybe 2026 is the year we finally meet up?
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
YOU CAN'T WEAR THE SPARKLY PARTY DRESS YOU WORE LAST YEAR, LOSER! BUY A NEW SPARKLY PARTY DRESS! EAT LOADS OF JUNK SO WE CAN FAT SHAME YOU ON THE 1ST OF JANUARY AND SELL YOU SOME DIET SHIT!
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
P.s. Please show me your cat
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
That's just roast dinner food, innit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
When they put their paws over their face, top stuff
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Just watching this, and it's not a mistake! They're there to temporarily replace their light fixture that exploded.
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
(bluesky keeps freezing while I try to reply - this is my third attempt!)

There's still some auto ones around here, but my car is new and I'm babying it. Plus it gets pretty grubby inside with dogs and my muddy/dusty shoes!
September 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
And he is orange, seasonally appropriate
September 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tell us you're a masochist without telling us you're a masochist
September 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When the funeral was on telly I went outside to ride my bike and it was great because there were absolutely no cars about.
August 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I was 10 and I remember I didn't understand why everyone was SO upset. It was sad, but no more sad than other people on telly dying? We went to Kensington palace to see the floral tributes, and I said I thought it was a waste of money because she would want people to donate to her charities.
August 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
You know my pain.
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I know in one room, where we had a radiator replaced it exposed at least five layers of paint. Over textured wallpaper 🥲
August 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Original wallpaper left around door frames and other random spots. Which they then painted over. Which they then papered over. Cracks? Paper over them. Rawl plugs bashed flat to the wall, or gouged out? Paper over them. Where they did fill anything in they used fucking silicone 😮‍💨🤦‍♀️
August 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM