Me: ya know what today is dad?
My dad: your moms birthday. I would've been in trouble cause I didn't remember till I got to work and she would've already been plotting her revenge for when I got back.

She's passed in 2006 and he still remembers her birthday 19 years after. He still loves her

executive dysfunction is such an odd thing cause tell me why I can do three levels of power wash simulator but not the dishes or other never ending house chores. Plus side is at least its a decent temperature in my house currently and I seem to finally have found the motivation to do things.

*twerks and cleans while listening to Savage Ga$p while also eating tacobell chips and cheese after doing a dab after having a almost two week long tolerance break* 👌 premo stuff.

Just vibing high playing the new Mario kart 8 expansion my fiance got me while listening to a Playlist on spotify called "dirty bass for dirty bitches". It's pretty dope

You may have me blocked but I will always keep myself open if you need it

Dab that hits so good it almost makes me use my torch as a controller 😆 🤣 😂

Every day on Facebook, I keep seeing gullable ass people sharing very obvious AI created trash, assuming it's real without giving even a second glance....it's really not that hard to spot AI. Appendages and writing usually gives it away.

I went to my room to put lotion on after doing some dishes and instead took a dab and forgot to put lotion on. I also forgot to turn on the stove for my pot of water for dinner. I'm firing on all cylinders.

I miss my mom so bad it hurts. I just want to be a little kid standing at the cold bus stop under her warm sweater, hugging her till the bus came. I know she's at peace, but I'm not.

I do love music and all but to have a constant radio station going in my head can be interesting to say the least. I currently have a mashup of I want candy, hoodie ninja, nrrd grrl, fett's vette, and white people love hip hop going in my head... all of them by Mc Chris

My astrological belief is that your personality is determined by the solitaire deck you always picked.

I wish Sharkitty was real

It's funny and cute the little things that you love about your partners. I absolutely adore and love that when my fiance goes to roll over in his sleep, he smacks his lips while going mmmmm. I hope he never stops and that if we have biological kids that they do it too.

should I or should I not take a dab before starting dinner. that my friends is my big life question at the moment

I ate a 100mg THC edible a little before bed forgetting that when I get decently high I want to clean or at least do something productive 🙃 I'm gonna give it the old college try at sleeping but will probably twiddle about on my phone doing research on things and stuff.

In case nobody has told you yet today.... You are just fine the way you are. You are enough. You can make it through whatever might be standing in your way.

ending my night watching/listening to bugs bunny conduct the London philharmonic while doing a cross word puzzle on the back of my crunchy raisin bran cereal box. I live a very exciting life for a young 27 year old 😆