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Brooke Byerley Best, PhD
@botanybrooke.bsky.social
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Dir of TX Plant Conservation at Botanical Research Institute of Texas; sci & natural hist collections nerd; herbarium warrior! She/her. Opinions own. #blacklivesmatter still now always
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And finally…
Cartoon dog wearing hat sits on chair at table, coffee cup in front of him. He has a blank stare on his face. Fire and smoke are all around him. Text says "Actually...this is fine."
January 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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The Heidi Klum
Halloween of RxFire memes
A photo of Heidi Klum in her worm costume, lying on the ground, with an ET microphone in her face, giving an interview. The text says "Next Halloween I'm going as an unmanaged prairie."
January 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Fire is dramatic, y’all
A closeup on Samuel L. Jackson's character from the movie "Pulp Fiction." He's looking like he's about ready to lose his temper. The text says "Say prescribed fire is too complicated one more time..." A scene from the Red Light Green Light game in the tv show "Squid Game." One character has grabbed the back of the jacket of another character and is holding him up, keeping him from falling to the ground. The holder's text says "Prescribed Fire." The falling man's text says "Long term prairie health."
January 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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This meme is Oscar-winning
The main character from the movie "Everything Everywhere All At Once" stares at her absurd hotdog fingers. The text over the still says "Counting all the other spots in the garden I want to burn."
January 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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The path you should be traveling. But also, burn plan are very detailed.
The Exit 12 meme, where the arrow pointing straight says "Woody encroachment" and the arrow for Exit 12 off the main road says "Prescribed fire." The car is skidding trying to make take the exit at high speed. Troy from the show "Community" enters the apartment with multiple pizzas for the party. His face is shocked as he's sees the party goers in chaos. Troy's text says "Me trying to write up a burn plan." The chaotic party-goers say "Wind. Humidity. Fine fuels. Temps."
January 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Danny would love Boromir. Boromir would hate Danny.
Boromir from Lord of the Rings saying "One does not simply never burn their prairie." The Danny character from Ted Lasso, whose motto is "Football is life," is smiling and saying "Prescribed burns are life."
January 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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#TwitterImportFail
photo of a very small snail on a wall with human index finger close to it for scale
January 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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A grapefruit sits in “grapefruit jail” represented by a plastic container with a gasketed locking lid. The container sits on a draped black fabric background. A small description card sits off to one side. It is made to look like an art installation. Art exhibition placard reading “Grapefruit and BPA Free Plastic. Artist explores the concepts of protection and irony. A grapefruit, already protected by its natural rind, placed in a Lock&Lock Plastic box, not for its own protection, but to protect the dead plants surrounding it from possible pathogens.”
January 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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A white plume of smoke in the distance against a blue sky with a line of fire watchers along the horizon
January 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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#TwitterImportFail
Page from a book reads: “"In many respects the botanist looks at the world from a point of view precisely the reverse of that of other people. Rich fields of corn are to him waste lands; cities are his abhorrence, and great open areas under high cultivation he calls 'poor country'; while on the other hand the im- penetrable forest delights his gaze, the rocky cliffs charm him, thin-soiled bar- rens, boggy fens, and unreclaimable swamps and morasses are for him the finest land in a state. He takes no delight in the 'march of civilization,' the ax and the plow are to him symbols of barbarism, and the reclaiming of waste lands and opening up of his favorite haunts to culti- vation he instinctively denounces as acts of vandalism." - L. F. Ward, Flora of Washington and Vicinity (1881, p. 18)”
January 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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One of the dinosaur exhibits featuring a Parasaurolophus with a red head, blue lips, and tiger stripes on body. It is prostrate with chest to ground, as if welcoming guests to jump on its back!
January 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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A woman in glasses and a seafoam cardigan stands in front of a pen containing four goats.
January 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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2024 GITG: Browsing sounds
YouTube video by Brooke Best
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January 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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2024 GITG: Goats on a log pretend to head-butt
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January 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Red shouldered hawk eats prey on branch
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January 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Red shouldered hawk on branch
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January 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Hawk in oak tree, sitting in branch with back toward camera
January 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Unmulched trees show trunk damage
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January 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM