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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 1d

Somehow, I don't think I've ever done a "let's start over" gag before.

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Nintendo Just Shared A Mystery Pixar-Like Animated Short

Could it be something to do with the Super Mario Galaxy movie?

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 2d

I've also written about why Nintendo's approach of bankrupting individuals for the rest of their lives in its profitless campaign against piracy is cruel and pointless.

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Nintendo Demands $4.5 Million From Switch Piracy Reddit Mod

After being ignored by Archbox, Nintendo is pushing for a default ruling

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 2d

Today I've written a piece about my fears for Pokémon TCG and Magic: The Gathering, as they put all their focus on adult collectors and in doing so are losing a generation of younger players of the games:

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Pokémon And Magic Risk Losing An Entire Generation Of Players

Short-term profits from scalper-driven markets and quick-cash tie-ins do not invest in the future

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 5d

Hey, you, I reviewed the Lego Game Boy. It's an actual masterpiece.

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The Lego Game Boy Is A Masterpiece

This is the most enjoyable Lego build I've ever done

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 6d

I wrote about CloverPit, the horror fruit machine roguelite. And if that genre description doesn't intrigue you, then I'm so sorry.

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Steam's Latest Hit Is A Creepy, Murderous Slot Machine

CloverPit is a post-Balatro roguelite about an evil one-armed bandit

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 6d

Thanks!

John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 6d

I wrote about CloverPit, the horror fruit machine roguelite. And if that genre description doesn't intrigue you, then I'm so sorry.

kotaku.com/slot-machine...

Steam's Latest Hit Is A Creepy, Murderous Slot Machine

CloverPit is a post-Balatro roguelite about an evil one-armed bandit

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 7d

Surely The Pokémon Company absolutely cannot care about the issues of scalping and scarcity if it's deliberately inducing further frenzies by adding rarities like this?

Kotaku @kotakudotcom.bsky.social · 7d

Pokémon's latest set, Mega Evolution, has cards so impossibly rare that it's started another gold rush https://kotaku.com/pokemon-tcg-mega-evolution-gold-cards-pull-rate-2000630564

Pokémon's New Set Has Cards So Rare It's Started A Gold Rush

Mega Evolution's two gold cards are possibly the hardest to pull of all time

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 7d

(I was wrong about the accent!)

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 7d

It was Cuboy!

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 7d

I solved it all by myself!

It was Cuboy, a Newgrounds series from 2009 that has never been released anywhere else.

How do I get Will Arbuckle and Andy Dennis to remaster these for Steam?

www.newgrounds.com/series/cuboy

Cuboy

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 7d

That's not it, but it looks amazing!

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 7d

I wonder if you can solve this one for me? I'm trying to remember a game, in which you played a cube-shaped character in a cuboid world, who spoke with a Northern English accent. It was extremely funny. And I haven't been able to remember what it was forever.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 10d

You know how we know climate change is a real and dangerous thing, and yet it's so hard to FEEL it?

Yesterday at the reptile shop I heard the owner explain to some tortoise owners, "Winters here aren't cold enough any more for tortoises to hybernate."

That kind of brought it home.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 9d

I wonder what Roland Rat is up to these days.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 10d

You know how we know climate change is a real and dangerous thing, and yet it's so hard to FEEL it?

Yesterday at the reptile shop I heard the owner explain to some tortoise owners, "Winters here aren't cold enough any more for tortoises to hybernate."

That kind of brought it home.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 12d

(Please note if you think I've gone insane, this is a superb piece of satire.)

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 12d

This is so good!

Alanah Pearce @charalanahzard.bsky.social · 16d

It’s time to wake up — if you aren’t using ChatGPT to optimize your work (and your life!) you’re getting left behind. Watch this for 5 simple, lesser-known ChatGPT prompts that geniuses use!

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5 Secret Ways to Use ChatGPT Like an AI Pro (2025 easy prompt guide!)

YouTube video by Charalanahzard

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 13d

Or @plumberduck.bsky.social's wonderfully furious writing for AV Club: www.avclub.com/ghost-of-yot...

It's such a joy to see people who care about not just the task of criticism, but the craft of writing.

Samurai sequel Ghost Of Yōtei is a big, beautiful bowl of gaming gruel

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 13d

Ghosts of Yotei is generating some of the best criticism I've read in forever.

Look at @christapsell.bsky.social's stunning Eurogamer review, for instance: www.eurogamer.net/ghost-of-yot...

Or @ethangach.bsky.social's piece for Kotaku: kotaku.com/ghost-tsushi...

Ghost of Yōtei review - simple pleasures and missed opportunities

Sucker Punch's sequel offers more great combat, but would be better served as a linear action game, freed of its poor sidequests and dated open world.

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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 14d

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 14d

This episode of The Most Unpleasant Guessing Game was so good/bad it literally triggered an anxiety attack for me.

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The Most Upsetting Guessing Game in the World | Aunty Donna, Lyanna Kea, Will Gibb

YouTube video by Grouse House

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 14d

How do you get the reader to speed up turning the pages until it's just a mad flutter by the end?

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 14d

I have an idea for a trailer! What they could do is play clock ticking sounds, and then have the events in the trailer timed to the sound of the clock ticks!

I really think it could work.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 14d

I do not understand how anyone copes with late night audiences. The only bearable method is watching on YouTube and hitting the right arrow to skip 5 seconds of empty noise at a time.

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