I and My Cloud
@bottleimp.bsky.social
Law, Lit, Drinks, Stringed Instruments, Bicycles, Leeds United, Detroit Red Wings, and the Decline of Man
Too many hobbies, too little time. He’ll never amount to anything with his dilettantish ways.
All my jokes are dad jokes. I am a dad.
Too many hobbies, too little time. He’ll never amount to anything with his dilettantish ways.
All my jokes are dad jokes. I am a dad.
Tied with the Bahamas? I believe we have it in us to go lower
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Tied with the Bahamas? I believe we have it in us to go lower
Fair bet he never had the curlers
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Fair bet he never had the curlers
Elon Musk announces he will finally feel the tiniest spark of authentic joy by 2030.
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Elon Musk announces he will finally feel the tiniest spark of authentic joy by 2030.
In exchange for your freedoms, we offer to find 365 dogs annually, out of the millions that go missing.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
In exchange for your freedoms, we offer to find 365 dogs annually, out of the millions that go missing.
It’s ambiguous phrasing in all the wrong ways
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
It’s ambiguous phrasing in all the wrong ways
We aren’t even talking about using vlookup, it’s just basic, basic excel shit
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
We aren’t even talking about using vlookup, it’s just basic, basic excel shit
The vibes of that place are so fucking good. Wish they’d been there when I lived on Viewpoint.
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The vibes of that place are so fucking good. Wish they’d been there when I lived on Viewpoint.
Get a jack in the box. Past a picture of a skull to it and close it. Turn the crank. When it pops up and shows you the skull, scream. You’ve now had the James Carville experience.
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Get a jack in the box. Past a picture of a skull to it and close it. Turn the crank. When it pops up and shows you the skull, scream. You’ve now had the James Carville experience.
Well looky who’s getting all fancy. Clamato? Bullshit! Tomato juice only!
February 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Well looky who’s getting all fancy. Clamato? Bullshit! Tomato juice only!
Gonna make you drink red beer next time I see you
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Gonna make you drink red beer next time I see you
Remember, when you beclown yourself, you’re beclowning everyone everyone you’ve ever clowned with
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Remember, when you beclown yourself, you’re beclowning everyone everyone you’ve ever clowned with