Nick
@boylan.xyz
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Traveler, engineer, general geek. The thoughts posted here are my own and do not reflect the views of my employer He/Him
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Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA announced they'll be hosting their own Super Bowl half-time show with "fully Christian, American" performers. 🤣
Bad Bunny is both Catholic AND American. Just not "white enough".
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Nick @boylan.xyz · 14h
Considering how much WWE and Nexstar are sucking up to the government, probably going to have ICE sponsored matches on NXT soon.
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Nick @boylan.xyz · 15h
I want them to make what looks like a wild splurge binge on weapons and art and it turns out to only be $5000.
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Nick @boylan.xyz · 15h
When the really smart play would be to create special features in the Apple ecosystem. Imagine F1TV on Apple Vision Pro where you can get the helmet cam videos of races.
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Nick @boylan.xyz · 18h
Booked today, and while not quite rush, $70 to see NPH on Broadway is still quite reasonable.
In theatre playbill picture for Art with a black X over James Corden’s face
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Nick @boylan.xyz · 20h
If AOC decides to stay in the House, he would be a great replacement for Schumer.
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Nick @boylan.xyz · 22h
So a 90 minute acting challenge. Perfect to use as entertainment in facilities where the criminals of the current regime are awaiting trial for their crimes.
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Nick @boylan.xyz · 23h
I’d say it depends on if it was a serious movie or more mockumentary. Because I absolutely could see a Peaches Christ produced drag race film with enough stars that Drag Race is forced to promote it.
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Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest

Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)

Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
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Supreme Court poised to rule that religious beliefs allow for child abuse over the states interest in preventing child abuse.
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Syllogism time!

-- Real men are brave and strong.

-- MAGA men live in the suburbs because they're afraid of crime in the city.

-- Gay men live in the city.

∴ ______________________________________________________
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fellas is it gay to live in a city
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Some context on what this might mean: last weekend Zach Bryan played the largest ticketed concert in US history, selling 112,408 seats at Michigan Stadium.
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Country singer Zach Bryan condemns ICE raids in new song teaser, “Bad News”:

“ICE is gonna come bust down your door / Try to build a house, no bills no more, well I got a telephone / Kids are all scared and all alone […] The fading of the red, white and blue.”
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And on the plus side, was able to get a ticket to Art tonight with no James Corden
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Sometimes you cut your airport arrival too close for comfort. And when your delays stack up to arriving at the checkpoint 15 minutes before doors close and there is a line, sometimes you have to accept the signs and walk away with full flight credit.
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Sometimes you cut your airport arrival too close for comfort. And when your delays stack up to arriving at the checkpoint 15 minutes before doors close and there is a line, sometimes you have to accept the signs and walk away with full flight credit.
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Funny considering that I’ve seen NYPD use the bike lanes on congested streets.
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Considering that the family business is violating the rights of users, he’s going for forced submission over consent.
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They revealed the ‘n stands for Nazi when they went full MAHA. I enjoy seeing them empty now.
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You can take it off, but just be prepared to put it back on if the game turns.
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At this point, the only interest I have in them is to be able to use them to discretely capture any crimes of government that I come across. And I really do not like that this is the reason I am considering getting a pair.
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Which no good person should ever poison their mind with.
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We got so mad at everyone making fun of Gritty when he debuted that we made him into a quasi mascot for the entire spectrum of progressive politics in America through sheer force of will
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since portland’s business is apparently everyone’s business, what’s something about *your* city that you can make fun of but outsiders can’t?
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Submit and accept enslavement or suffer, that is the GOP platform.
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Gay pilgrimage to Vegas happening next year. Cyndi Lauper residency
Cyndi Lauper Live in Vegas
April 24,25,29 & May 1, 2
The colosseum Caesars Palace Las Vegas
Tickets on sale Friday at 10am PT
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Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.