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Boy shallot
@boyshallot.bsky.social
· Mar 18
Everyone's a dipshit except for me
No offense but I'm going to punch the shit out of you
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
No offense but I'm going to punch the shit out of you
When u turn 21 u stop concerning yourself with infantile matters like changing your Steam name. you just accept your permanent name as "Boner man" or "hot piss"
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
When u turn 21 u stop concerning yourself with infantile matters like changing your Steam name. you just accept your permanent name as "Boner man" or "hot piss"
Microsoft Edge Wrapped is finally here!!! My most searched phrase is "google chrome install"
December 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Microsoft Edge Wrapped is finally here!!! My most searched phrase is "google chrome install"
Had a dream last night where i created a new trend called "Swedish Monster Videos" it was like 8 hour long videos about creatures i made up that live in Sweden. It got so popular that ppl made merch and one of the items was a hat that said "GOT MY BUSSY EATEN WHILE WATCHING SWEDISH MONSTER VIDEOS"
December 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Had a dream last night where i created a new trend called "Swedish Monster Videos" it was like 8 hour long videos about creatures i made up that live in Sweden. It got so popular that ppl made merch and one of the items was a hat that said "GOT MY BUSSY EATEN WHILE WATCHING SWEDISH MONSTER VIDEOS"
the idea of coming across a disturbing unfathomable thing is just one of the most disturbing unfathomable things i can think of
December 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the idea of coming across a disturbing unfathomable thing is just one of the most disturbing unfathomable things i can think of
calling McDonalds Mcdongal is the gen z version of calling a big dog a Heckin chonker
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
calling McDonalds Mcdongal is the gen z version of calling a big dog a Heckin chonker
You are hereby charged with 26 counts of electrocuting fish
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You are hereby charged with 26 counts of electrocuting fish
Am I a Greek bastard?
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Am I a Greek bastard?
If I was working at a drive thru I'd be putting peoples' credit cards in my mouth
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If I was working at a drive thru I'd be putting peoples' credit cards in my mouth
Dear Donald Trump: Are You Ready To Get Fucked? By Justice? Sincerely, Feminism
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Dear Donald Trump: Are You Ready To Get Fucked? By Justice? Sincerely, Feminism
Everyone is parked fuckassly tonight (realizing I'm the first person to make fuckass an adverb) Everyone is Gorgeous tonight
December 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Everyone is parked fuckassly tonight (realizing I'm the first person to make fuckass an adverb) Everyone is Gorgeous tonight
Reposted by Boy shallot
Top ten AWESOME Right of Way Moments!
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Top ten AWESOME Right of Way Moments!
Timothee Chalamet vs Jimmy Fallon Epic Rap Battle of History
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Timothee Chalamet vs Jimmy Fallon Epic Rap Battle of History
Hello boys. It's time again for 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒. Come look at my 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒.
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hello boys. It's time again for 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒. Come look at my 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒.
I'm at the Woke Penis Traphouse smoking feminist meth with my white friends
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm at the Woke Penis Traphouse smoking feminist meth with my white friends
Good morning class! Todays warm up: What is your blood pressure?
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Good morning class! Todays warm up: What is your blood pressure?
OUT HERE, YOU EITHER Black Greasy OR Brown Crazy
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
OUT HERE, YOU EITHER Black Greasy OR Brown Crazy
Hive Nigjts at Fred BEES : ultimate sister brother location night
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hive Nigjts at Fred BEES : ultimate sister brother location night
FIVE HUNDRED NIGHTS AT DRED SCOTT'S
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
FIVE HUNDRED NIGHTS AT DRED SCOTT'S
Five Little Monkey Nights jumping on Freddy's Fazbears Pizzeria
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Five Little Monkey Nights jumping on Freddy's Fazbears Pizzeria
Five Inch Penis at Freddy's 8: Custom Night
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Five Inch Penis at Freddy's 8: Custom Night
Five Dollar Bill Hawaii Five-O at Five Dollar Foot Long Freddy's
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Five Dollar Bill Hawaii Five-O at Five Dollar Foot Long Freddy's
Five Golden Rings at Freddy's
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Five Golden Rings at Freddy's
Five Nights at Five Guys Five Below at Five Freddy's, 2
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Five Nights at Five Guys Five Below at Five Freddy's, 2
AYO THIS SHIT IS SUS AND ATROCIOUS.
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
AYO THIS SHIT IS SUS AND ATROCIOUS.