Stoic Buddha
@dysxleia.bsky.social
All my favorite foods are synonyms for money.
Wiseposting Every Day
This is nothing. Not even absurdist humor.
Wiseposting Every Day
This is nothing. Not even absurdist humor.
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Stoic Buddha
@dysxleia.bsky.social
· Feb 18
Hey look at me I'm a dip shit!
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Pepsi Cubed: Same GREAT Taste, Perilous NEW Bottle
Pepsi³
EVERY. SIDE. OPENS.
Pepsi³
EVERY. SIDE. OPENS.
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Pepsi Cubed: Same GREAT Taste, Perilous NEW Bottle
Pepsi³
EVERY. SIDE. OPENS.
Pepsi³
EVERY. SIDE. OPENS.
I've got some new rubber band ideas for the market if anyone wants to dm me
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I've got some new rubber band ideas for the market if anyone wants to dm me
Hey siri show me "men clinching gifs"
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey siri show me "men clinching gifs"
YOU can be the change you want to see in the world. Make AI-generated songs to honor school shooting victims. Make the world a better place.
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
YOU can be the change you want to see in the world. Make AI-generated songs to honor school shooting victims. Make the world a better place.
[me as a bicurious physicist] hey do you wanna hear my ideas for another kind of double slit experiment
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
[me as a bicurious physicist] hey do you wanna hear my ideas for another kind of double slit experiment
Top ten AWESOME Right of Way Moments!
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Top ten AWESOME Right of Way Moments!
69 is finding his tight end with his balls
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
69 is finding his tight end with his balls
My doctor went behind the curtain and started talking about a "strange tight end" and im trying to convince myself to be flattered
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My doctor went behind the curtain and started talking about a "strange tight end" and im trying to convince myself to be flattered
I do NOT want Ladd McConkey to touch my down
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I do NOT want Ladd McConkey to touch my down
*sprays Baker Mayfield with a water spray bottle* BAD DOG BAD DOG
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
*sprays Baker Mayfield with a water spray bottle* BAD DOG BAD DOG
Have they patched out all these clinching scenarios yet?
December 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Have they patched out all these clinching scenarios yet?
TOP 10 BEST CLINCHING SCENARIOS (WORKING DEC 2025)
December 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
TOP 10 BEST CLINCHING SCENARIOS (WORKING DEC 2025)
*scratching Baker Mayfield behind the ear* oughhhh look at this good boy go! You're the goodest boy out there on the field of Bank of America stadium this last Sunday before christmas, aren't you? Good boyyyy
December 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
*scratching Baker Mayfield behind the ear* oughhhh look at this good boy go! You're the goodest boy out there on the field of Bank of America stadium this last Sunday before christmas, aren't you? Good boyyyy
I love watching men clinch on the television set
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I love watching men clinch on the television set
WE ARE CHUBB AND KIRKKKKKK
EXPEEEEECTED TO PLAYYYYY
EXPEEEEECTED TO PLAYYYYY
December 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
WE ARE CHUBB AND KIRKKKKKK
EXPEEEEECTED TO PLAYYYYY
EXPEEEEECTED TO PLAYYYYY
Have you seen those witches on tiktok that free bleed in a field
December 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Have you seen those witches on tiktok that free bleed in a field
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Ideas will warm the mind of your heart
February 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Ideas will warm the mind of your heart
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the snooty waiter lifts a silver lid to reveal a tray of finely chopped unc. The uncultured gen-z diners begin to look a little green around the gills. The cultivated millennial gourmand is drooling. It's pungent. It's umami. It's chopped unc.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
the snooty waiter lifts a silver lid to reveal a tray of finely chopped unc. The uncultured gen-z diners begin to look a little green around the gills. The cultivated millennial gourmand is drooling. It's pungent. It's umami. It's chopped unc.
Thinking of five night at Freddy game ideas while waiting for the poop left on my butt to evaporate and then precipitate, much like what occurs in the water cycle
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Thinking of five night at Freddy game ideas while waiting for the poop left on my butt to evaporate and then precipitate, much like what occurs in the water cycle
Hope all you atheists get grinched by that one green Jim Carrey guy from the grinch this christmas
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Hope all you atheists get grinched by that one green Jim Carrey guy from the grinch this christmas
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You don’t actually need a Chair+ subscription to unlock soft mode for the cushion fibres. You can flash linux to the chair through the hidden microSD slot in the front left leg and unlock it for free
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
You don’t actually need a Chair+ subscription to unlock soft mode for the cushion fibres. You can flash linux to the chair through the hidden microSD slot in the front left leg and unlock it for free
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The doctor said I got trench foot from laying in my wet bed
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The doctor said I got trench foot from laying in my wet bed
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Costco has $5 rotisserie grinches
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Costco has $5 rotisserie grinches
Getting her a Klein Bottle opener for Christmas. The prank here is simple. As we knoe, the Klein Bottle has no interior. I'd be sending that bitch nothing of use at all!
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Getting her a Klein Bottle opener for Christmas. The prank here is simple. As we knoe, the Klein Bottle has no interior. I'd be sending that bitch nothing of use at all!
Why did the NFL announcer says he's lookin for Poop in the cootah
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Why did the NFL announcer says he's lookin for Poop in the cootah