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sumpnsmelz
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Deep State swamp rat (retired)
OG NAFO
Marine Corps POG nerd
Sorry for your loss.
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Especially if he has red eyes and is walking upright
January 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The MSM is making comparisons with the invasion of Iraq, speaking of the AUMF, etc. Here's what they're missing: We are Iraq. Trump is Saddam. Venezuela is Kuwait.
Trump banners hanging in DC. The White House's transition to a palace. The arch he wants to erect. Trump's name plastered on everything.
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
We're just not hiding the Authoritarian Oligarchy anymore. Imagine, if you will, the people gathered in the room off camera at this ultra-wealthy 126 room resort in Palm Beach, FL.
Maybe some BRICS guys attending as well?
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Smacks of Putin during the "annexation" of Crimea, doesn't it?
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
EVERY MSM station we tuned into last night was droning on and on about aspirin and dozing in meetings. It's almost like Trump planned it that way 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
SERIOUSLY??? Let me fix that for you:
"Nicholas Maduro, world-class asshole that he is, was illegally snatched by Trump at the behest of his oligarch buddies in the oil and defense industries."
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
TFW you only have two branches of government.
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Okay, what did he buy this time?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The favorite directions I ever got were from a Boston kid who told us to "make a left just past where the Dunkin used to be"
🤔
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Happy birthday! XOXOXOXO
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
He doesn't even know how to raise a fist. His hand looks like he just caught a kiss that Stephen Miller just blew at him.
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy birthday!
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
To me it's a dichotomy because there is no immigration crisis outside of the right wing echo chamber but the right has created an illegal deportation crisis. How do you call 🐂 💩 on the right's white nationalism while sounding the alarm for kidnapping brown people (therefore acknowledging crisis)?
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
YES. Remember the empty toilet paper shelves during the pandemic?
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When I was wearing a suit every day, someone turned me on to Charles Tyrwhitt and I noticed the higher second button and the double vertical button on a longer cuff. The main benefit of the higher second button for me was keeping the top button from twisting.
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So many beans...
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Amazeballs
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Q: "Can you tell the American people why (insert name or entity) is not completely loyal to our dear leader?"

A: "Thank you for bringing that to our attention! We had no idea that you were going rat them out, but we will certainly ruin their lives for that (disloyalty, lack of whiteness, etc)!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM