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Ser Puck
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Idk I’m just here doin’ stuff
Wonder why they do laminates oh right for the McDoodoo
folks, this is some really weird shit. the president is not well.
January 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
New screed, I signed it 💃
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Is it right-wing or just another bird entirely?
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 PM
@nbliss.bsky.social Happy Birthday! I’m sorry America has gone to shit in the past year!
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Not me writing a tight 5 after watching two comedy specials
January 11, 2026 at 7:38 AM
My husband probably would be a smoker but he said he inhaled cloves like a gay teen, got pneumonia, and doctors said it burnt out all the cilia in his lungs. Some of us continued just to make our mamas cry.
January 11, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I want Michael Rapaport to sink into a bog
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Kristin Kish chef?? #thetraitors #topchef
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Glad to have a name for my vespers
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by Ser Puck
ICE, America's Gestapo, is not a law enforcement agency that sometimes goes too far. Its entire purpose is violence and terror.

Every agent who puts on that uniform does so because they want to participate in a system designed to get the outcome we saw today in Minneapolis.
January 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Watched ICE (fuck them, eternally) gun down a woman in a Minneapolis neighborhood. You can’t be a good person and support this shit, full stop.
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Realizing I give too much to the net when I post feet on main
January 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Name the disorder where you see some phone game being advertised on Reddit and watch the autoplay too long as they inevitably fail…
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Slowly dipping my toe into Cyberpunk 2077 by sniping, hacking and generally not trying to cause panic in NC
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Weekends are for wake-n-bake and having psychic conversations with your dog
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Culture as in bacteria or..?
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Lines into troubled waves of three dimensional rifts and sharp peaks
Meta-analysis of this landscape indicates we broke another dimension
And time is constant, flowing one direction for us, but not always
Not for everything
A graviton falling backward into a black hole
Yet impossibly we are maybe
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I forgive but I don’t forget
I will find the joint in your armor
And break your arm
Before I forget what you said in ‘02
Or three
Your bones will be fragments I choke on until the day I die
And your blood tastes so sweet to me
🦂
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 AM
9 years married today!
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Boxing Day
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fog is so magical, I don’t mind it at all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
🤢🤮
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
After the day I had, watching the I Love LA and Ha Ha, You Clowns season finales just felt right and normal. Nothing shocks me anymore, and I appreciate art that acknowledges that. Polaris OUT. 🤙🎤
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There’s a combination of words
That will short-circuit the world
Like a key in a lock
But we lost it
A key is in a jacket pocket
Of a coat donated long ago
And the lock mocks it
December 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Huge fan of everything he does, and a fellow Scorpio to boot. He will be missed, hopefully on to bigger/better things than SNL
Bowen Yang is leaving SNL

His last episode will be tomorrow.
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM